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    Is Bob a real alien or a cross between a goat and an alien? Where does he hide his genitalia if he has any? Why is his one eye larger than the other? :confused:

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      Is Bob a real alien or a cross between a goat and an alien? Where does he hide his genitalia if he has any? Why is his one eye larger than the other? :confused:

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      Andrew Peace
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      Humans also have one eye slightly larger than the other, but to such a small degree you don't notice it. The reality is, we're all just Bob's children, and our CP addictions are just our sixth senses telling us to go back to the mother ship... :~ -- Andrew.

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        Humans also have one eye slightly larger than the other, but to such a small degree you don't notice it. The reality is, we're all just Bob's children, and our CP addictions are just our sixth senses telling us to go back to the mother ship... :~ -- Andrew.

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        Andrew Peace wrote: Humans also have one eye slightly larger than the other, but to such a small degree you don't notice it. Good to know that. It's like one testicle being larger than the other:) Andrew Peace wrote: The reality is, we're all just Bob's children That really disprove the notion that we're all children of Adam. Or is Adam Bob by another name?:)

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          Andrew Peace wrote: Humans also have one eye slightly larger than the other, but to such a small degree you don't notice it. Good to know that. It's like one testicle being larger than the other:) Andrew Peace wrote: The reality is, we're all just Bob's children That really disprove the notion that we're all children of Adam. Or is Adam Bob by another name?:)

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          Anonymous wrote: Or is Adam Bob by another name? No. Exobiological studies have and xeno gentetic science shows Adam was red and not green. Also check the Hebrew translations in Genesis for the meaning of Adam. Reference to Bob in the bible is made in the pre Genesis books. Regardz Colin J Davies

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            Is Bob a real alien or a cross between a goat and an alien? Where does he hide his genitalia if he has any? Why is his one eye larger than the other? :confused:

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            Paul Watson
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            Anonymous wrote: Where does he hide his genitalia if he has any? His wife has them. Anonymous wrote: Is Bob a real alien or a cross between a goat and an alien? Strangely David Wulff, not John Simmons has the answer. Anonymous wrote: Why is his one eye larger than the other? Didn't I tell you about his wife? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Tim Smith wrote: Over here in the third world of humor (a.k.a. BBC America), peterchen wrote: We should petition microsoft to a "target=_Paul" attribute.

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              Humans also have one eye slightly larger than the other, but to such a small degree you don't notice it. The reality is, we're all just Bob's children, and our CP addictions are just our sixth senses telling us to go back to the mother ship... :~ -- Andrew.

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              Brian Delahunty
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              Andrew Peace wrote: Humans also have one eye slightly larger than the other, but to such a small degree you don't notice it. Never knew that.


              "When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks] "It's The Soapbox; topics are optional" Shog 9

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                Anonymous wrote: Or is Adam Bob by another name? No. Exobiological studies have and xeno gentetic science shows Adam was red and not green. Also check the Hebrew translations in Genesis for the meaning of Adam. Reference to Bob in the bible is made in the pre Genesis books. Regardz Colin J Davies

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                More about me :-)

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                Colin Davies wrote: Adam was red and not green It looks like green isn't Bob's real color. Maybe Bob is green with envy, though he could envy only himself since there's no match for this excellent tech-site. Maybe his real color is the color of radio waves which is beyond human perception.

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                  Anonymous wrote: Where does he hide his genitalia if he has any? His wife has them. Anonymous wrote: Is Bob a real alien or a cross between a goat and an alien? Strangely David Wulff, not John Simmons has the answer. Anonymous wrote: Why is his one eye larger than the other? Didn't I tell you about his wife? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Tim Smith wrote: Over here in the third world of humor (a.k.a. BBC America), peterchen wrote: We should petition microsoft to a "target=_Paul" attribute.

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                  Paul Watson wrote: Anonymous wrote: Is Bob a real alien or a cross between a goat and an alien? Strangely David Wulff, not John Simmons has the answer. Deciding between goats and sheep is not only a matter of personal preference, but it's what seperates men from boys:) Paul Watson wrote: Anonymous wrote: Why is his one eye larger than the other? Didn't I tell you about his wife? :laugh: And since Bob's wife is the mother of all humans and one eye of all humans is larger than the other, it follows that she passed on the tradition.

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                    Anonymous wrote: Where does he hide his genitalia if he has any? His wife has them. Anonymous wrote: Is Bob a real alien or a cross between a goat and an alien? Strangely David Wulff, not John Simmons has the answer. Anonymous wrote: Why is his one eye larger than the other? Didn't I tell you about his wife? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Tim Smith wrote: Over here in the third world of humor (a.k.a. BBC America), peterchen wrote: We should petition microsoft to a "target=_Paul" attribute.

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                    David Wulff
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                    Paul Watson wrote: Strangely David Wulff, not John Simmons has the answer. That reminds me ( :eek: ), were you around for the official CPian family tree? We are brothers don't-you-know-it. ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father Dave says: That's okay son, eighteen years ago I was in love with your mother.

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                      Paul Watson wrote: Anonymous wrote: Is Bob a real alien or a cross between a goat and an alien? Strangely David Wulff, not John Simmons has the answer. Deciding between goats and sheep is not only a matter of personal preference, but it's what seperates men from boys:) Paul Watson wrote: Anonymous wrote: Why is his one eye larger than the other? Didn't I tell you about his wife? :laugh: And since Bob's wife is the mother of all humans and one eye of all humans is larger than the other, it follows that she passed on the tradition.

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                      Anonymous wrote: Deciding between goats and sheep is not only a matter of personal preference, but it's what seperates men from boys ROFLMDO ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father Dave says: That's okay son, eighteen years ago I was in love with your mother.

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                        Is Bob a real alien or a cross between a goat and an alien? Where does he hide his genitalia if he has any? Why is his one eye larger than the other? :confused:

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                        Chris Losinger
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                        he hides it because it looks like this (not work friendly...) -c


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                          Paul Watson wrote: Strangely David Wulff, not John Simmons has the answer. That reminds me ( :eek: ), were you around for the official CPian family tree? We are brothers don't-you-know-it. ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father Dave says: That's okay son, eighteen years ago I was in love with your mother.

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                          Roger Wright
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                          Something's happened to the family tree, David! When you first published it, I could resize it and view it proerly, but alas, the image no longer responds to the scale control that comes with it... I Drowned Schroedinger's Stupid Cat!

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                            Paul Watson wrote: Strangely David Wulff, not John Simmons has the answer. That reminds me ( :eek: ), were you around for the official CPian family tree? We are brothers don't-you-know-it. ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father Dave says: That's okay son, eighteen years ago I was in love with your mother.

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                            David Wulff wrote: were you around for the official CPian family tree? We are brothers don't-you-know-it. LMAO just downloaded it. No I havent seen it before, must have been when I was presumed KIA. How did you sort everyone out? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Tim Smith wrote: Over here in the third world of humor (a.k.a. BBC America), peterchen wrote: We should petition microsoft to a "target=_Paul" attribute.

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                              Something's happened to the family tree, David! When you first published it, I could resize it and view it proerly, but alas, the image no longer responds to the scale control that comes with it... I Drowned Schroedinger's Stupid Cat!

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                              Hmm, works for me. Are you using IE with Javascript enabled? ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father Dave says: That's okay son, eighteen years ago I was in love with your mother.

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                                David Wulff wrote: were you around for the official CPian family tree? We are brothers don't-you-know-it. LMAO just downloaded it. No I havent seen it before, must have been when I was presumed KIA. How did you sort everyone out? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Tim Smith wrote: Over here in the third world of humor (a.k.a. BBC America), peterchen wrote: We should petition microsoft to a "target=_Paul" attribute.

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                                Paul Watson wrote: No I havent seen it before, must have been when I was presumed KIA. Ah, probably, it is a tad out of date now. Paul Watson wrote: How did you sort everyone out? The direct descendants of Bob where the top ten most active posters at the time I made the diagram, the rest were the remaining top 100 (i.e. up to the 110th) most active posters. The order of our children is totally random. ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father Dave says: That's okay son, eighteen years ago I was in love with your mother.

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                                  Paul Watson wrote: No I havent seen it before, must have been when I was presumed KIA. Ah, probably, it is a tad out of date now. Paul Watson wrote: How did you sort everyone out? The direct descendants of Bob where the top ten most active posters at the time I made the diagram, the rest were the remaining top 100 (i.e. up to the 110th) most active posters. The order of our children is totally random. ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father Dave says: That's okay son, eighteen years ago I was in love with your mother.

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                                  David Wulff wrote: The order of our children is totally random. :omg: Hey, this isn't 1969 ya know. Got to be careful where you rest your John Thomas. I am 100% sure of all my children, no random oddities in the lot of them (well apart from Hickory with her three ears... but I swear she ain't mine ya hear!) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Tim Smith wrote: Over here in the third world of humor (a.k.a. BBC America), peterchen wrote: We should petition microsoft to a "target=_Paul" attribute.

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                                    Hmm, works for me. Are you using IE with Javascript enabled? ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father Dave says: That's okay son, eighteen years ago I was in love with your mother.

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                                    Roger Wright
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                                    I've got this sucker wide open - everything enabled - and still no response. I wonder if this is related to the problem I'm having with the CP emoticons? In case you missed that, exactly one emoticon animates - : wtf : - the rest just sit there being boring. Yet the local copies I have of each all animate fine! How is that one different? I wonder if I should just download IE6 and be done with it... I Drowned Schroedinger's Stupid Cat!

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                                      Anonymous wrote: Deciding between goats and sheep is not only a matter of personal preference, but it's what seperates men from boys ROFLMDO ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father Dave says: That's okay son, eighteen years ago I was in love with your mother.

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                                      David Wulff wrote: ROFLMDO Some sheep will be very unhappy now....


                                      Back in the days before yer Gighertz and Teraflops there was something we old timers called paranoia. Andrew Torrance, The Lounge   [sighist]

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                                        David Wulff wrote: ROFLMDO Some sheep will be very unhappy now....


                                        Back in the days before yer Gighertz and Teraflops there was something we old timers called paranoia. Andrew Torrance, The Lounge   [sighist]

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                                        You cant lose what wasnt yours to own ;)

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                                          he hides it because it looks like this (not work friendly...) -c


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                                          Image Processing - just like mom used to make.

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                                          Jon Newman
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                                          X| X| X| Was that found accidentally or is it a fetish?

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