JOTD
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Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed. "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out, "Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex." Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked. "Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.
"If at first you don't succeed.....you must be installing Windows..."
Windoze CP - Windows without the cr*p (Now with automatic bug eliminator!)
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Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed. "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out, "Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex." Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked. "Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.
"If at first you don't succeed.....you must be installing Windows..."
Windoze CP - Windows without the cr*p (Now with automatic bug eliminator!)
Hey so what if I'm a geek! Byte me! -
Heheheh ;P --------_**
The real problem is that you don't have to be religious to be a religious fanatic, you just have to be a fanatic.
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-- Stan Shannon, the lounge
Well i'm glad someone likes it ;P
"If at first you don't succeed.....you must be installing Windows..."
Windoze CP - Windows without the cr*p (Now with automatic bug eliminator!)
Hey so what if I'm a geek! Byte me! -
Well i'm glad someone likes it ;P
"If at first you don't succeed.....you must be installing Windows..."
Windoze CP - Windows without the cr*p (Now with automatic bug eliminator!)
Hey so what if I'm a geek! Byte me!Don't worry, Jonny. I liked it, too:-D I Drowned Schroedinger's Stupid Cat!
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Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed. "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out, "Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex." Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked. "Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.
"If at first you don't succeed.....you must be installing Windows..."
Windoze CP - Windows without the cr*p (Now with automatic bug eliminator!)
Hey so what if I'm a geek! Byte me!