Wow
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Hi!
Programming is like explaining something complicated to an extremely dull child, one who cannot learn what you do not explicitly tell it to, cannot make logical leaps from A to C, and has an ugly square-shaped head.
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There is a brothel here in Sydney that specialises in wierd shit like this. A friend of mine is the receptionist / madam there and every now and then when she gets drunk some amazing stories come out. My personal fav goes something like this Customer rings up to make an appointment and askes to be crapped on (evidently this is pretty common) She checks the rooster and assigns one of the working girls to the appointment. The girl, being aware of what needs to happen doesnt have a crap the next morning. By 2:30 the poor girl is in a lot of pain cause she needs to shit like there's no tomorrow and the guy is running late. He rings up and says Im stuck in traffic, the situation is explained to him and he asks that she hold on to it. Guy turns up, theu put some clamps on his balls, dress him up as he requested in a nappy and she does the business. Guy sits in the room alone for half an hour eating her shit and wacking off, pays his $500 and goes home to his wife. Variations of this happen a few times a week evidently
Josh Gray wrote:
Guy sits in the room alone for half an hour eating her sh*t and wacking off, pays his $500 and goes home to his wife.
What the?!?! :omg: X| Disgusting! Why don't he just eat his own crap? Saved $500 for that. Or if there are any babies in the house he'll have his own fastfood chain, wrapped in diapers. :-D
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Josh Gray wrote:
Guy sits in the room alone for half an hour eating her sh*t and wacking off, pays his $500 and goes home to his wife.
What the?!?! :omg: X| Disgusting! Why don't he just eat his own crap? Saved $500 for that. Or if there are any babies in the house he'll have his own fastfood chain, wrapped in diapers. :-D
Llasus wrote:
Or if there are any babies in the house he'll have his own fastfood chain, wrapped in diapers.
*throws up* X|
Programming is like explaining something complicated to an extremely dull child, one who cannot learn what you do not explicitly tell it to, cannot make logical leaps from A to C, and has an ugly square-shaped head.
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There is a brothel here in Sydney that specialises in wierd shit like this. A friend of mine is the receptionist / madam there and every now and then when she gets drunk some amazing stories come out. My personal fav goes something like this Customer rings up to make an appointment and askes to be crapped on (evidently this is pretty common) She checks the rooster and assigns one of the working girls to the appointment. The girl, being aware of what needs to happen doesnt have a crap the next morning. By 2:30 the poor girl is in a lot of pain cause she needs to shit like there's no tomorrow and the guy is running late. He rings up and says Im stuck in traffic, the situation is explained to him and he asks that she hold on to it. Guy turns up, theu put some clamps on his balls, dress him up as he requested in a nappy and she does the business. Guy sits in the room alone for half an hour eating her shit and wacking off, pays his $500 and goes home to his wife. Variations of this happen a few times a week evidently
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Christian Graus wrote:
The question on everyone's lips is, does he kiss his wife when he walks through the door ?
Listening to these stories is like watching a car crash, you really want to look away but you just cant. Its interesting thought, they literally get all sorts in there, like the young English guy who turned up the day they lost the cricket last summer and wanted to be punished. English public boarding schools have a lot to answer for.
This is precisely what happens to people who have not programmed MFC for at least 3 years laying down low level hooks deeper than floors of Bermuda's triangle. Once you've done that, you'll be convinced nothing can be more criminal, sick, twisted and evil in this world. (Maybe PERL could be more evil and twisted, although MFC purists will diasgree)
ASP - AJAX is SEXY. PERIOD.
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AndyKEnZ wrote:
Damn we need more soap in this soapbox, ugh.
You bet we do, and a willing cleaner as well. I got 'goatsed' a few days back. And now this. God knows what more is coming. I'm calling this quarter the "Vomity Fetish Quarter".
ASP - AJAX is SEXY. PERIOD.
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Care to explain any of that? Enlighten me nonjudgmental looseass.
Try code model generation tools at BoneSoft.com.
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AndyKEnZ wrote:
Damn we need more soap in this soapbox, ugh.
You bet we do, and a willing cleaner as well. I got 'goatsed' a few days back. And now this. God knows what more is coming. I'm calling this quarter the "Vomity Fetish Quarter".
ASP - AJAX is SEXY. PERIOD.
Bulky Fellow wrote:
God knows what more is coming
look up the tub girl...
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