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The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications rather than German, which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as euro English. In the first year "S" will be used instead of the soft "C". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also the hard "C" will be replaced with "K" . Not only will this klear up konfusion, but the typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "PH" will be replased by "F". This will make words like "fotograf " 20 persent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplicated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling . Also al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "E" s in the languag is disgrasful and they would go. By the fourth year peopl will be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "TH" by "Z" and "W" by "V". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "O" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "OU" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place !!!!
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win]
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The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications rather than German, which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as euro English. In the first year "S" will be used instead of the soft "C". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also the hard "C" will be replaced with "K" . Not only will this klear up konfusion, but the typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "PH" will be replased by "F". This will make words like "fotograf " 20 persent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplicated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling . Also al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "E" s in the languag is disgrasful and they would go. By the fourth year peopl will be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "TH" by "Z" and "W" by "V". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "O" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "OU" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place !!!!
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win]
Happy Birthday!!! :rose: :rose: Nish!! oops Nishant S ;P ;P Agnihothra
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The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications rather than German, which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as euro English. In the first year "S" will be used instead of the soft "C". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also the hard "C" will be replaced with "K" . Not only will this klear up konfusion, but the typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "PH" will be replased by "F". This will make words like "fotograf " 20 persent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplicated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling . Also al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "E" s in the languag is disgrasful and they would go. By the fourth year peopl will be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "TH" by "Z" and "W" by "V". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "O" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "OU" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place !!!!
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win]
A belated Happy Birthday, Nishant S And thanks for giving me a good laugh on this day. :)
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The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications rather than German, which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as euro English. In the first year "S" will be used instead of the soft "C". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also the hard "C" will be replaced with "K" . Not only will this klear up konfusion, but the typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "PH" will be replased by "F". This will make words like "fotograf " 20 persent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplicated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling . Also al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "E" s in the languag is disgrasful and they would go. By the fourth year peopl will be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "TH" by "Z" and "W" by "V". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "O" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "OU" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place !!!!
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win]
:laugh: That's clever cheers, Chris Maunder Rub your belly and pat your head simultaneously. Sometimes that helps me make sense of things - Jon Sagara
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The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications rather than German, which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as euro English. In the first year "S" will be used instead of the soft "C". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also the hard "C" will be replaced with "K" . Not only will this klear up konfusion, but the typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "PH" will be replased by "F". This will make words like "fotograf " 20 persent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplicated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling . Also al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "E" s in the languag is disgrasful and they would go. By the fourth year peopl will be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "TH" by "Z" and "W" by "V". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "O" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "OU" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place !!!!
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win]
zat vas very klever ! :-D Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 Trank :beer: The alcohol is one of the greatest enemys of man, but a man who flee from his enemys is a coward. :beer:
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The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications rather than German, which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as euro English. In the first year "S" will be used instead of the soft "C". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also the hard "C" will be replaced with "K" . Not only will this klear up konfusion, but the typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "PH" will be replased by "F". This will make words like "fotograf " 20 persent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplicated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling . Also al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "E" s in the languag is disgrasful and they would go. By the fourth year peopl will be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "TH" by "Z" and "W" by "V". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "O" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "OU" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place !!!!
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win]
ROFL! I started laughing in the second paragraph and didn't stop until the end. :) Jeremy L. Falcon Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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