Radio Communications
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Apparently this was an actual transmission that took place between US and British personnel released by the MOD. Brits: Correct course 18o south to avoid collision. Americans: Negative, you correct your course 18o north to avoid collision. Brits: It is essential the you correct your course 18o south immediately to avoid collision. Americans: This is a US Aircraft carrier, one of the largest ships on the ocean, we are accompanied by 3 destroyers and a frigate. YOU change your course 18o north to avoid collision. We will do everything in our power to prevent damage to our ships. Brits: We are a Lighthouse, Fuck off!
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Apparently this was an actual transmission that took place between US and British personnel released by the MOD. Brits: Correct course 18o south to avoid collision. Americans: Negative, you correct your course 18o north to avoid collision. Brits: It is essential the you correct your course 18o south immediately to avoid collision. Americans: This is a US Aircraft carrier, one of the largest ships on the ocean, we are accompanied by 3 destroyers and a frigate. YOU change your course 18o north to avoid collision. We will do everything in our power to prevent damage to our ships. Brits: We are a Lighthouse, Fuck off!
"If at first you don't succeed.....you must be installing Windows..."
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Hey so what if I'm a geek! Byte me!Always funny, but there are so many variations. The last time I read it was a Canadian lighthouse... ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father Dave says: That's okay son, eighteen years ago I was in love with your mother.
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Always funny, but there are so many variations. The last time I read it was a Canadian lighthouse... ____________________ David Wulff Neil says: dave i am a homosexual and i am in love with your father Dave says: That's okay son, eighteen years ago I was in love with your mother.
David Wulff wrote: The last time I read it was a Canadian lighthouse... Every country has its own "Country to Diss". The English have the Irish. The Americans have a few countries they do it to. Cuba, Mexico, Canada, England....And the rest of the world do it to America ;P
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Apparently this was an actual transmission that took place between US and British personnel released by the MOD. Brits: Correct course 18o south to avoid collision. Americans: Negative, you correct your course 18o north to avoid collision. Brits: It is essential the you correct your course 18o south immediately to avoid collision. Americans: This is a US Aircraft carrier, one of the largest ships on the ocean, we are accompanied by 3 destroyers and a frigate. YOU change your course 18o north to avoid collision. We will do everything in our power to prevent damage to our ships. Brits: We are a Lighthouse, Fuck off!
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Look here.
Mike Mullikin - We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. Aesop (~550 BC)
:omg: Obviously had the "Chinese Whisper" treatment before it got to me. Oh well.
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