Some lewd Limericks...
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Apparently the contest was to use Lewinsky and Kaczynski (unabomber) together in a limerick... Third place: There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Second place: Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky Don't leave any clues like Kaczynski, Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky. And the winning entry: Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter When deciding how best to be blown. "Humans: The final chapter in the evolution of rats"
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Apparently the contest was to use Lewinsky and Kaczynski (unabomber) together in a limerick... Third place: There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Second place: Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky Don't leave any clues like Kaczynski, Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky. And the winning entry: Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter When deciding how best to be blown. "Humans: The final chapter in the evolution of rats"
Stan Shannon wrote: Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky. ROFLMAO :laugh: Jon Sagara "Me fail English? That's unpossible." "Hello Supernintendo Chalmers. I'm lernding." --- Ralph Wiggum ---
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Apparently the contest was to use Lewinsky and Kaczynski (unabomber) together in a limerick... Third place: There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Second place: Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky Don't leave any clues like Kaczynski, Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky. And the winning entry: Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter When deciding how best to be blown. "Humans: The final chapter in the evolution of rats"
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Apparently the contest was to use Lewinsky and Kaczynski (unabomber) together in a limerick... Third place: There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Second place: Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky Don't leave any clues like Kaczynski, Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky. And the winning entry: Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter When deciding how best to be blown. "Humans: The final chapter in the evolution of rats"
Brilliant!!! :laugh:
"When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks] "It's The Soapbox; topics are optional" Shog 9
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Apparently the contest was to use Lewinsky and Kaczynski (unabomber) together in a limerick... Third place: There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Second place: Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky Don't leave any clues like Kaczynski, Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky. And the winning entry: Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter When deciding how best to be blown. "Humans: The final chapter in the evolution of rats"
lol :laugh:
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