Quotes
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http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top Some are funny, others are disturbing. :laugh: :omg: Jon Sagara "Me fail English? That's unpossible." "Hello Supernintendo Chalmers. I'm lernding." --- Ralph Wiggum ---
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http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top Some are funny, others are disturbing. :laugh: :omg: Jon Sagara "Me fail English? That's unpossible." "Hello Supernintendo Chalmers. I'm lernding." --- Ralph Wiggum ---
That grandmother/AIM one had my laughing for a good while. But blimey, even I know he used the wrong anatomy terminology there. Simon I need your clothes, your boots, and your copy of VS.NET. Sonork ID 100.10024 C++ : The slag of all languages
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http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top Some are funny, others are disturbing. :laugh: :omg: Jon Sagara "Me fail English? That's unpossible." "Hello Supernintendo Chalmers. I'm lernding." --- Ralph Wiggum ---
"<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK <tatclass> er. <tatclass> hi. <andy\code> A common typo. <tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other." "<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. <honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P" "<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. <@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"" "<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file" LOL! :laugh: :laugh: --------
Have you hugged your monitor today?
--Shog9 --
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http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top Some are funny, others are disturbing. :laugh: :omg: Jon Sagara "Me fail English? That's unpossible." "Hello Supernintendo Chalmers. I'm lernding." --- Ralph Wiggum ---
"i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet" This is funny. Of course I'd have been dead long ago. Or at least disfigured beyond recognition. "Tell me about the god you don't believe in, and I probably wouldn't believe in him either." - Unknown
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http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top Some are funny, others are disturbing. :laugh: :omg: Jon Sagara "Me fail English? That's unpossible." "Hello Supernintendo Chalmers. I'm lernding." --- Ralph Wiggum ---
"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?" :laugh: :laugh:
Mike Mullikin - People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. Soren Kierkegaard
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http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top Some are funny, others are disturbing. :laugh: :omg: Jon Sagara "Me fail English? That's unpossible." "Hello Supernintendo Chalmers. I'm lernding." --- Ralph Wiggum ---
#2767 +(67)- [SUX] *** civicsi was kicked by Raegen (KK: go away jason) civicsi is jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net * Jason Preston civicsi on #cars civicsi using irc2.lightning.net Toca's Miracle civicsi End of /WHOIS list. *** civicsi (jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #cars uhhh HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME? we are l33t haha he hacked you shutup jason how did you do that? you will be fuct over jason if you act out of line. Mr Preston I hope you know that I have logs of all hacking attempts and I WILL forward them to the DOJ ---- #5542 +(66)- [SUX] [guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ --- And the BEST for last: #1963 +(64)- [SUX] ::: .enter@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190) ~ _YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY ::: .signoff@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190); ... ::: .signoff@6.53p> BlueBold (me@tnt01dla202.winnipeg.escape.ca); Leaving ::: .signoff@6.53p> ic3d (ic3d@64-59-140-156.ivideon.com); Leaving ::: .signoff@6.53p> CoolJeff4 (LoKv70@anolas01-p88.mts.net); Leaving ____________________ David Wulff I've locked myself in the basement and can't get out! Please tell somebody.
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#2767 +(67)- [SUX] *** civicsi was kicked by Raegen (KK: go away jason) civicsi is jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net * Jason Preston civicsi on #cars civicsi using irc2.lightning.net Toca's Miracle civicsi End of /WHOIS list. *** civicsi (jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #cars uhhh HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME? we are l33t haha he hacked you shutup jason how did you do that? you will be fuct over jason if you act out of line. Mr Preston I hope you know that I have logs of all hacking attempts and I WILL forward them to the DOJ ---- #5542 +(66)- [SUX] [guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ --- And the BEST for last: #1963 +(64)- [SUX] ::: .enter@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190) ~ _YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY ::: .signoff@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190); ... ::: .signoff@6.53p> BlueBold (me@tnt01dla202.winnipeg.escape.ca); Leaving ::: .signoff@6.53p> ic3d (ic3d@64-59-140-156.ivideon.com); Leaving ::: .signoff@6.53p> CoolJeff4 (LoKv70@anolas01-p88.mts.net); Leaving ____________________ David Wulff I've locked myself in the basement and can't get out! Please tell somebody.
Come on, the best is the one with the bowl of brownie mix. (I won't paste it here just in case somebody feels offended) Andres Manggini. Buenos Aires - Argentina.
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http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top Some are funny, others are disturbing. :laugh: :omg: Jon Sagara "Me fail English? That's unpossible." "Hello Supernintendo Chalmers. I'm lernding." --- Ralph Wiggum ---
LOL :-D This is the best thing I've seen in ages. Be sure to check out the Random >0 link as well. Some of my faves...
#7270 +(13)- [SUX]
( Lev ) i got to taste pre-mixed coca-cola concentrate from McDOnalds!
( Lev ) BEFORE THE WATER!
( Lev ) WEEEEEEEEEEEEE#6322 +(17)- [SUX]
ted: woman plus invisible man = the perfect porn
craig: Actually, woman + visible woman is the perfect porn, but this is a close second.#7126 +(3)- [SUX]
<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
<Kash> LOOK AT ME
<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
*** Kash was kicked by da_slog (ITS NOT VERY PHUN)
<CrashCat> MY FOOT IS ON YOUR BUM#6243 +(21)- [SUX]
<`Brianne> stop it...youre making me feel all warm inside...
<`Brianne> oops wrong channel#6140 +(26)- [SUX]
<robo_> heh what does "w00t" mean anyways
<Soopa> it's like w00p
<Soopa> which is like woop
<Soopa> which is like "yay"
<Soopa> therefore, by the associative property, w00t = yay
<acetonic> it's IRC for "I'm gay and I'm proud!"
<Soopa> NO ACE IT IS NOT
<Soopa> YOU TAKE THAT BACK
* Soopa bawls
<acetonic> woot!#2498 +(26)- [SUX]
<puppet> a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake an entire relationship
#2501 +(7)- [SUX]
<FuseGirl> life is like a toilet roll, when it's near the end, you panic
Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
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http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top Some are funny, others are disturbing. :laugh: :omg: Jon Sagara "Me fail English? That's unpossible." "Hello Supernintendo Chalmers. I'm lernding." --- Ralph Wiggum ---
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#2767 +(67)- [SUX] *** civicsi was kicked by Raegen (KK: go away jason) civicsi is jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net * Jason Preston civicsi on #cars civicsi using irc2.lightning.net Toca's Miracle civicsi End of /WHOIS list. *** civicsi (jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #cars uhhh HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME? we are l33t haha he hacked you shutup jason how did you do that? you will be fuct over jason if you act out of line. Mr Preston I hope you know that I have logs of all hacking attempts and I WILL forward them to the DOJ ---- #5542 +(66)- [SUX] [guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ --- And the BEST for last: #1963 +(64)- [SUX] ::: .enter@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190) ~ _YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY ::: .signoff@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190); ... ::: .signoff@6.53p> BlueBold (me@tnt01dla202.winnipeg.escape.ca); Leaving ::: .signoff@6.53p> ic3d (ic3d@64-59-140-156.ivideon.com); Leaving ::: .signoff@6.53p> CoolJeff4 (LoKv70@anolas01-p88.mts.net); Leaving ____________________ David Wulff I've locked myself in the basement and can't get out! Please tell somebody.
I'm going to have to go through my personal irc quotes list and submit a load. (Most don't really make much sense unless you know the people involved) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!