Introducing the Incredible...
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TURD TWISTER The Turd Twister is a complete kit for shaping your turd into amazing designs, and it comes with a hilarious instruction manual. It's the Ultimate Gift for the person who has everything, including a "twisted" sense of humor! ow It Works The Turd Twister is designed to fit comfortably up your butt during your morning constitutional. Insert the Extruder Ring, hold it tenderly between your butt cheeks, and let nature take its course. Now you can take advantage of sophisticated Turd Twister extrusion technology to craft incredible excremental designs whenever you like! Imagine the beauty of your turd as it passes through the great designer patterns. And the Turd Twister's advanced design and breakthrough material specifications mean successful turds every time. Simply insert the apparatus, take a dump, and watch the results! Fun for the whole family! The Package Contents Order today, and we'll send you our Turd Twister Starter Kit. The Starter Kit ships with our 7 most popular Turd Twisters for only $12.95. That's 7 laugh-inspiring, dishwasher-safe Turd Twisters, and that's just the beginning! In addition, you'll get the Amazing Manual called "How to Twist Your Turds". This booklet, loaded with images explaining the art and science of Turd Twisting, will have everyone rolling on the floor laughing. Gut-busting topics include:
- Dietary Concerns for Optimum Results
- Application Instructions for Maximum Comfort
- Twisted Knick Knacks for All Occasions
- Turd Twister Care and Maintenance
- Hilarious Anecdotes and Stories
- And much, much more!
And as a bonus, by ordering online, we'll throw in a Safe-T-Floss™ Retraction Cord. Incredibly useful if your Turd Twister gets stuck somewhere it shouldn't be in the first place. http://www.turdtwister.com/ ---- Where is that mentally disturbed emoticon when you need it? :wtf: ---- And as if that isn't enough, try a Poop Pal for size. As the caption says: I am a little Poop Pal, I'll tell you what I mean, Squeeze my little tummy, You'll get a jelly bean!! ---- Oh the wonders of the Internet! ____________________ David Wulff I've locked myself in the basement and can't get out! Please tell somebody.
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TURD TWISTER The Turd Twister is a complete kit for shaping your turd into amazing designs, and it comes with a hilarious instruction manual. It's the Ultimate Gift for the person who has everything, including a "twisted" sense of humor! ow It Works The Turd Twister is designed to fit comfortably up your butt during your morning constitutional. Insert the Extruder Ring, hold it tenderly between your butt cheeks, and let nature take its course. Now you can take advantage of sophisticated Turd Twister extrusion technology to craft incredible excremental designs whenever you like! Imagine the beauty of your turd as it passes through the great designer patterns. And the Turd Twister's advanced design and breakthrough material specifications mean successful turds every time. Simply insert the apparatus, take a dump, and watch the results! Fun for the whole family! The Package Contents Order today, and we'll send you our Turd Twister Starter Kit. The Starter Kit ships with our 7 most popular Turd Twisters for only $12.95. That's 7 laugh-inspiring, dishwasher-safe Turd Twisters, and that's just the beginning! In addition, you'll get the Amazing Manual called "How to Twist Your Turds". This booklet, loaded with images explaining the art and science of Turd Twisting, will have everyone rolling on the floor laughing. Gut-busting topics include:
- Dietary Concerns for Optimum Results
- Application Instructions for Maximum Comfort
- Twisted Knick Knacks for All Occasions
- Turd Twister Care and Maintenance
- Hilarious Anecdotes and Stories
- And much, much more!
And as a bonus, by ordering online, we'll throw in a Safe-T-Floss™ Retraction Cord. Incredibly useful if your Turd Twister gets stuck somewhere it shouldn't be in the first place. http://www.turdtwister.com/ ---- Where is that mentally disturbed emoticon when you need it? :wtf: ---- And as if that isn't enough, try a Poop Pal for size. As the caption says: I am a little Poop Pal, I'll tell you what I mean, Squeeze my little tummy, You'll get a jelly bean!! ---- Oh the wonders of the Internet! ____________________ David Wulff I've locked myself in the basement and can't get out! Please tell somebody.
David Wulff wrote: That's 7 laugh-inspiring, dishwasher-safe Turd Twisters, and that's just the beginning! Dishwasher-safe?!?! :wtf: David Wulff wrote: I've locked myself in the basement and can't get out! Please tell somebody. David! You've locked yourself in the basement! (does that count?) --------
Have you hugged your monitor today?
--Shog9 --
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David Wulff wrote: That's 7 laugh-inspiring, dishwasher-safe Turd Twisters, and that's just the beginning! Dishwasher-safe?!?! :wtf: David Wulff wrote: I've locked myself in the basement and can't get out! Please tell somebody. David! You've locked yourself in the basement! (does that count?) --------
Have you hugged your monitor today?
--Shog9 --
No. I was actually taking the piss out of Paul's sig about an equally important subject. I doubt you would see the humjour though? ____________________ David Wulff I've locked myself in the basement and can't get out! Please tell somebody.
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No. I was actually taking the piss out of Paul's sig about an equally important subject. I doubt you would see the humjour though? ____________________ David Wulff I've locked myself in the basement and can't get out! Please tell somebody.
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David Wulff wrote: I doubt you would see the humjour though? Not likely. --------
Have you hugged your monitor today?
--Shog9 --
Shog9 wrote: Not likely. See, I told ya. ;P ____________________ David Wulff I've locked myself in the basement and can't get out! Please tell somebody.