The Onion.
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According to a report, there are not enough uncircumcised males in the Congress and Senate. Approximately 10% of men in the US are left in their natural state, thereby making them an official minority. Those with foreskins are encouraged to apply for grants, and affirmative action opportunities. The President encourages all mothers to leave their newborns unharmed.
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According to a report, there are not enough uncircumcised males in the Congress and Senate. Approximately 10% of men in the US are left in their natural state, thereby making them an official minority. Those with foreskins are encouraged to apply for grants, and affirmative action opportunities. The President encourages all mothers to leave their newborns unharmed.
Martin Marvinski wrote: Approximately 10% of men in the US are left in their natural state, thereby making them an official minority. Gee, I read it was more like 40%, but who can trust stats? Jeremy L. Falcon Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
"Half the reason people switch away from VB is to find out what actually goes on.. and then like me they find out that they weren't quite as good as they thought - they've been nannied." - Alex, 13 June 2002 -
Martin Marvinski wrote: Approximately 10% of men in the US are left in their natural state, thereby making them an official minority. Gee, I read it was more like 40%, but who can trust stats? Jeremy L. Falcon Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
"Half the reason people switch away from VB is to find out what actually goes on.. and then like me they find out that they weren't quite as good as they thought - they've been nannied." - Alex, 13 June 2002The only sure way to tell is to look at the urinal and make sure you go to toilets that cross locational and socio economic boundaries. Christian I am completely intolerant of stupidity. Stupidity is, of course, anything that doesn't conform to my way of thinking. - Jamie Hale - 29/05/2002