Time Travelers PLEASE HELP!!!
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This is the best piece of spam I've recieved ever. Hello, If you are a time traveler or alien and or in possession of government or alien technology I need your help! My entire life and health has been messed with by evil beings! If you have access to the carbon copy replica model #50 3000 series, the dimensional warp, temporal reversion or something similar please reply! I simply need the safest method of transferring my consciousness or returning to my younger self with my current mind/memory. I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me, I would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel. This is not a joke! I am serious! Please send a separate email to me at: Dragonball03@aol.com if you can help! Thanks cheers, Chris Maunder "Sometimes everything is deep and philosophical and other times, well it's not so deep or philosophical" - Tom Archer, being philosophical.
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This is the best piece of spam I've recieved ever. Hello, If you are a time traveler or alien and or in possession of government or alien technology I need your help! My entire life and health has been messed with by evil beings! If you have access to the carbon copy replica model #50 3000 series, the dimensional warp, temporal reversion or something similar please reply! I simply need the safest method of transferring my consciousness or returning to my younger self with my current mind/memory. I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me, I would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel. This is not a joke! I am serious! Please send a separate email to me at: Dragonball03@aol.com if you can help! Thanks cheers, Chris Maunder "Sometimes everything is deep and philosophical and other times, well it's not so deep or philosophical" - Tom Archer, being philosophical.
You just never know, Chris... "She claims a robot called the Terminator was sent back in time to kill her. " :) Simon I need your clothes, your boots, and your copy of VS.NET. Sonork ID 100.10024 In these plagued streets of pity, you can buy anything - for $200, anyone can conceive a god on video
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This is the best piece of spam I've recieved ever. Hello, If you are a time traveler or alien and or in possession of government or alien technology I need your help! My entire life and health has been messed with by evil beings! If you have access to the carbon copy replica model #50 3000 series, the dimensional warp, temporal reversion or something similar please reply! I simply need the safest method of transferring my consciousness or returning to my younger self with my current mind/memory. I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me, I would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel. This is not a joke! I am serious! Please send a separate email to me at: Dragonball03@aol.com if you can help! Thanks cheers, Chris Maunder "Sometimes everything is deep and philosophical and other times, well it's not so deep or philosophical" - Tom Archer, being philosophical.
Chris Maunder wrote: need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me, I would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel. I think I'll answer him, I'm fully qualified for the job... Concussus surgo. When struck I rise.
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This is the best piece of spam I've recieved ever. Hello, If you are a time traveler or alien and or in possession of government or alien technology I need your help! My entire life and health has been messed with by evil beings! If you have access to the carbon copy replica model #50 3000 series, the dimensional warp, temporal reversion or something similar please reply! I simply need the safest method of transferring my consciousness or returning to my younger self with my current mind/memory. I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me, I would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel. This is not a joke! I am serious! Please send a separate email to me at: Dragonball03@aol.com if you can help! Thanks cheers, Chris Maunder "Sometimes everything is deep and philosophical and other times, well it's not so deep or philosophical" - Tom Archer, being philosophical.
Once in a while, there are creative ones... I got a plea for help from The Internet Beggar today...
Hello,
I am (or at least believe I am) the worlds first self proclaimed
bona fied internet beggar. Not that it’s a good thing, but there
should be some recognition for being the first anything. I have
no herbs, no reports, and no credit cards waiting for you. No free
phone. No free dish. I can’t save your credit or re-mortgage
your home. I can’t make any parts of your body bigger, or smaller,
or put hair on it. I can’t make you tons of money working from
home because if I could, lord knows I would have done it for myself.
No, I’m just begging. I’m broke and in debt and I could really use
some money. So if you are doing well, you wouldn't mind helping a
fellow human being, and you can spare any money and I mean ANY money,
a million, a thousand, a hundred, a dollar, ANYTHING, please please
PLEASE send it my way. If on the other hand, like me, you are not
doing so well, then please just say a prayer or send your best wishes.
And then start writing to people and begging like me. Either way,
please drop me a note and I will send my thanks, prayers, and best
wishes to you. I would hope you found some humor in my message, but
If you are offended or annoyed in any way, please accept my deepest
apologies. I will not bother you again.Sincerely,
The Internet Beggar
Not that this won't get old fast...
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Aaah... It's time to relax. You know what that means: a glass of beer, your favorite ergo chair... And of course, The Code Project loaded on your Personal Computer System. So go on, and indulge yourself, put your feet up. Lean back and just enjoy the articles. After all, CP sooths even the savage :bob:
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This is the best piece of spam I've recieved ever. Hello, If you are a time traveler or alien and or in possession of government or alien technology I need your help! My entire life and health has been messed with by evil beings! If you have access to the carbon copy replica model #50 3000 series, the dimensional warp, temporal reversion or something similar please reply! I simply need the safest method of transferring my consciousness or returning to my younger self with my current mind/memory. I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me, I would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel. This is not a joke! I am serious! Please send a separate email to me at: Dragonball03@aol.com if you can help! Thanks cheers, Chris Maunder "Sometimes everything is deep and philosophical and other times, well it's not so deep or philosophical" - Tom Archer, being philosophical.
Im a time travler, dont know how many of ya know this, but a few weeks back, when i replied to a post, the time said I replied to the post, a minute before the post was made. :-D
:bob: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk:bob:
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You just never know, Chris... "She claims a robot called the Terminator was sent back in time to kill her. " :) Simon I need your clothes, your boots, and your copy of VS.NET. Sonork ID 100.10024 In these plagued streets of pity, you can buy anything - for $200, anyone can conceive a god on video
exactly!! (Glad I'm not the only one with an overactive imagination :)) cheers, Chris Maunder "Sometimes everything is deep and philosophical and other times, well it's not so deep or philosophical" - Tom Archer, being philosophical.
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This is the best piece of spam I've recieved ever. Hello, If you are a time traveler or alien and or in possession of government or alien technology I need your help! My entire life and health has been messed with by evil beings! If you have access to the carbon copy replica model #50 3000 series, the dimensional warp, temporal reversion or something similar please reply! I simply need the safest method of transferring my consciousness or returning to my younger self with my current mind/memory. I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me, I would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel. This is not a joke! I am serious! Please send a separate email to me at: Dragonball03@aol.com if you can help! Thanks cheers, Chris Maunder "Sometimes everything is deep and philosophical and other times, well it's not so deep or philosophical" - Tom Archer, being philosophical.
I admire a bit of creativity, So I might pass that one on. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
More about me :-)
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This is the best piece of spam I've recieved ever. Hello, If you are a time traveler or alien and or in possession of government or alien technology I need your help! My entire life and health has been messed with by evil beings! If you have access to the carbon copy replica model #50 3000 series, the dimensional warp, temporal reversion or something similar please reply! I simply need the safest method of transferring my consciousness or returning to my younger self with my current mind/memory. I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me, I would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel. This is not a joke! I am serious! Please send a separate email to me at: Dragonball03@aol.com if you can help! Thanks cheers, Chris Maunder "Sometimes everything is deep and philosophical and other times, well it's not so deep or philosophical" - Tom Archer, being philosophical.