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    Michael Dunn
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    I was whittling while nude the other day and the knife slipped and almost sliced my junk... so my penis stands up and says: "Look, I know we've gotten into a lot of fist fights, but I never thought you'd pull a knife on me!" --Mike-- Just released - RightClick-Encrypt v1.3 - Adds fast & easy file encryption to Explorer My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm

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      I was whittling while nude the other day and the knife slipped and almost sliced my junk... so my penis stands up and says: "Look, I know we've gotten into a lot of fist fights, but I never thought you'd pull a knife on me!" --Mike-- Just released - RightClick-Encrypt v1.3 - Adds fast & easy file encryption to Explorer My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm

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      James T Johnson
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      LOL Now...who or what is NMM? :) [Edit: Nevermind; I should start from the bottom and work my way up the threads :-O] James "Java is free - and worth every penny." - Christian Graus

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        I was whittling while nude the other day and the knife slipped and almost sliced my junk... so my penis stands up and says: "Look, I know we've gotten into a lot of fist fights, but I never thought you'd pull a knife on me!" --Mike-- Just released - RightClick-Encrypt v1.3 - Adds fast & easy file encryption to Explorer My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm

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        zhoujun
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        maybe some more warning should be put at the soapbox's cautions:ladies forbidden in. :-D :-D

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          maybe some more warning should be put at the soapbox's cautions:ladies forbidden in. :-D :-D

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          Shog9 0
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          So, ladies don't masturbate, is that it? go on, just stomp on the rest of my fantasies now...

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          Aaah... It's time to relax. You know what that means: a glass of beer, your favorite ergo chair... And of course, The Code Project loaded on your Personal Computer System. So go on, and indulge yourself, put your feet up. Lean back and just enjoy the articles. After all, CP sooths even the savage :bob:

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            So, ladies don't masturbate, is that it? go on, just stomp on the rest of my fantasies now...

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            Aaah... It's time to relax. You know what that means: a glass of beer, your favorite ergo chair... And of course, The Code Project loaded on your Personal Computer System. So go on, and indulge yourself, put your feet up. Lean back and just enjoy the articles. After all, CP sooths even the savage :bob:

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            ColinDavies
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            Shog9 wrote: So, ladies don't masturbate, is that it? I guess that's what he means. Regardz Colin J Davies

            Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

            More about me :-)

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              So, ladies don't masturbate, is that it? go on, just stomp on the rest of my fantasies now...

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              Aaah... It's time to relax. You know what that means: a glass of beer, your favorite ergo chair... And of course, The Code Project loaded on your Personal Computer System. So go on, and indulge yourself, put your feet up. Lean back and just enjoy the articles. After all, CP sooths even the savage :bob:

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              zhoujun
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              no,i did not mean that. i did not know if ladies did masturbate. the fact is we are talking about man's. so maybe it will be an offend to ladies. just for joke. :)

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                no,i did not mean that. i did not know if ladies did masturbate. the fact is we are talking about man's. so maybe it will be an offend to ladies. just for joke. :)

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                heheh... well, i guess we'll just have to wait to see if they've all been driven away or not.

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                Aaah... It's time to relax. You know what that means: a glass of beer, your favorite ergo chair... And of course, The Code Project loaded on your Personal Computer System. So go on, and indulge yourself, put your feet up. Lean back and just enjoy the articles. After all, CP sooths even the savage :bob:

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                  I was whittling while nude the other day and the knife slipped and almost sliced my junk... so my penis stands up and says: "Look, I know we've gotten into a lot of fist fights, but I never thought you'd pull a knife on me!" --Mike-- Just released - RightClick-Encrypt v1.3 - Adds fast & easy file encryption to Explorer My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm

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                  Nnamdi Onyeyiri
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                  LOL :laugh: :laugh:


                  :bob: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com   URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk:bob:

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                    So, ladies don't masturbate, is that it? go on, just stomp on the rest of my fantasies now...

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                    Aaah... It's time to relax. You know what that means: a glass of beer, your favorite ergo chair... And of course, The Code Project loaded on your Personal Computer System. So go on, and indulge yourself, put your feet up. Lean back and just enjoy the articles. After all, CP sooths even the savage :bob:

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                    Andrew Peace
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                    no but they don't have penisses ;) -- Andrew.

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                      So, ladies don't masturbate, is that it? go on, just stomp on the rest of my fantasies now...

                      - Shog9 -

                      Aaah... It's time to relax. You know what that means: a glass of beer, your favorite ergo chair... And of course, The Code Project loaded on your Personal Computer System. So go on, and indulge yourself, put your feet up. Lean back and just enjoy the articles. After all, CP sooths even the savage :bob:

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                      Kevnar
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                      I believe they call it "shaking hands with the little man in the canoe".

                      "I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?" -xterm

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