Sincerity rating test...
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David Wulff wrote: I don't think so somehow - I have my reasons, namely every time I design a new type of signature I come back a day later to find the means has been blocked. Just imagine the theme from 'Jaws' playing at the moment... cheers, Chris Maunder "Sometimes everything is deep and philosophical and other times, well it's not so deep or philosophical" - Tom Archer, being philosophical.
Chris Maunder wrote: imagine the theme from 'Jaws' playing How appropriate:laugh: Just when he thought it was safe to dabble in DIVs... You have to admit, it is rather clever:-D Instead of marrying again, I think I'll just find a woman I don't like very much and give her a house...
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This is a test message to gather feedback for my new signature that will, hopefully, provide a per-message indicator of my intended humour, anger and sincerity (or h.a.s. for short), by analysing the tensions patterns in my brain at the time of writing. So far it seems to generate acurate reults, appart from the time I really needed to take a piss when it thought I was making a joke... ;P At the moment the ratings indicators will load when you move the mouse over my sign-off at the base of my message. I will be changing this to some sort of "click here to show h.a.s. ratings" approach, just as soon as I figure out how to right-align the text without adding an extra line. Anyone? Thanks to Marc for giving me the idea - it just jumped up and bit me when I was wasting more of my time that I don't have in your sig. :) Now, maybe, people will stop dragging my messages through the mud for the petiest of reasons. :|
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
You forgot the "pointless" rating. Most of the recent messages in the lounge would peg the freakin meter on that... ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
