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This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, ''Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?" A little voice came out of the box and said: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my fucking shoes."
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This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, ''Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?" A little voice came out of the box and said: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my fucking shoes."
Chris Maunder wrote: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my f***ing shoes." my wife and i have this conversation once a week -c
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This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, ''Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?" A little voice came out of the box and said: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my fucking shoes."
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Chris Maunder wrote: my f***ing shoes This forum contains sex, nudity and extemely coarse language. Readers' discretion is advised. No wonder they call it "the sin bin". :-D
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greenhorn wrote: No wonder they call it "the sin bin". They do? Someone should do something about them... --------
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Well, whadayaknow... :) (theres something funky 'bout that link btw) --------
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Chris Maunder wrote: my f***ing shoes This forum contains sex, nudity and extemely coarse language. Readers' discretion is advised. No wonder they call it "the sin bin". :-D
greenhorn wrote: No wonder they call it "the sin bin". How quaint:-D I've always thought of it as "The Sandbox" myself. Instead of marrying again, I think I'll just find a woman I don't like very much and give her a house...