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  • M Martin Marvinski

    I was born to Jewish parents, sent to Catholic school where I became a Catholic. I gave up religion when I went off to college. Becuase I grew up poor, I didn't have a car until I graduated college and therefore never went on a single date until I graduated. So as you can see, I need all the help I can get when it comes to dating so that's why I use NLP to get women, although I will seek psychoanalysis to improve my personal skills. :)

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    datetsplensit Seriously though, religion fucks up loads of people and being poor sucks. "Religion is based on faith, and faith is immune to logic. Therefore, it's impossible to have a logical conversation about religion." -Christopher Duncan, CP Lounge

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      I was born to Jewish parents, sent to Catholic school where I became a Catholic. I gave up religion when I went off to college. Becuase I grew up poor, I didn't have a car until I graduated college and therefore never went on a single date until I graduated. So as you can see, I need all the help I can get when it comes to dating so that's why I use NLP to get women, although I will seek psychoanalysis to improve my personal skills. :)

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      Ok, I'll bite. Well Josh seems to have taken the line of conversation I was planning to, so I'll have to stick with my last remaining thoughts: Martin Marvinski wrote: I was born to Jewish parents So. Martin Marvinski wrote: sent to Catholic school So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I became a Catholic So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I gave up religion when I went off to college So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I grew up poor So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I didn't have a car until I graduated college... So. Martin Marvinski wrote: ...and therefore never went on a single date until I graduated So. (side note: so you need a car to go on a date in modern-day USA do you? bollocks!) Martin Marvinski wrote: So as you can see, I need all the help I can get... I deliberately removed the end of your quote as I don't think it is at all relavant. Stop trying to rationalise yourself to yourself - it gets you nowhere. If you get off of your damned ego for long enough you will find that life is a hell of a lot more fun. And, really, it doesn't take any effort at all, and certainly does not require money.


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        Ok, I'll bite. Well Josh seems to have taken the line of conversation I was planning to, so I'll have to stick with my last remaining thoughts: Martin Marvinski wrote: I was born to Jewish parents So. Martin Marvinski wrote: sent to Catholic school So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I became a Catholic So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I gave up religion when I went off to college So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I grew up poor So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I didn't have a car until I graduated college... So. Martin Marvinski wrote: ...and therefore never went on a single date until I graduated So. (side note: so you need a car to go on a date in modern-day USA do you? bollocks!) Martin Marvinski wrote: So as you can see, I need all the help I can get... I deliberately removed the end of your quote as I don't think it is at all relavant. Stop trying to rationalise yourself to yourself - it gets you nowhere. If you get off of your damned ego for long enough you will find that life is a hell of a lot more fun. And, really, it doesn't take any effort at all, and certainly does not require money.


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        David Wulff wrote: (side note: so you need a car to go on a date in modern-day USA do you? bollocks!) For the reference, you do NOT need a car to go on a date. Especially in college... where I went, hardly ANYONE had a car. I had one only my Senior spring, and that was to get to interviews and back. Grantd, having the car increased my popularity quite a bit. :-D Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.

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          Ok, I'll bite. Well Josh seems to have taken the line of conversation I was planning to, so I'll have to stick with my last remaining thoughts: Martin Marvinski wrote: I was born to Jewish parents So. Martin Marvinski wrote: sent to Catholic school So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I became a Catholic So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I gave up religion when I went off to college So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I grew up poor So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I didn't have a car until I graduated college... So. Martin Marvinski wrote: ...and therefore never went on a single date until I graduated So. (side note: so you need a car to go on a date in modern-day USA do you? bollocks!) Martin Marvinski wrote: So as you can see, I need all the help I can get... I deliberately removed the end of your quote as I don't think it is at all relavant. Stop trying to rationalise yourself to yourself - it gets you nowhere. If you get off of your damned ego for long enough you will find that life is a hell of a lot more fun. And, really, it doesn't take any effort at all, and certainly does not require money.


          David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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          :-D :-D Jeremy Falcon Imputek "..." - Paul Watson  07-17

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            Ok, I'll bite. Well Josh seems to have taken the line of conversation I was planning to, so I'll have to stick with my last remaining thoughts: Martin Marvinski wrote: I was born to Jewish parents So. Martin Marvinski wrote: sent to Catholic school So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I became a Catholic So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I gave up religion when I went off to college So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I grew up poor So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I didn't have a car until I graduated college... So. Martin Marvinski wrote: ...and therefore never went on a single date until I graduated So. (side note: so you need a car to go on a date in modern-day USA do you? bollocks!) Martin Marvinski wrote: So as you can see, I need all the help I can get... I deliberately removed the end of your quote as I don't think it is at all relavant. Stop trying to rationalise yourself to yourself - it gets you nowhere. If you get off of your damned ego for long enough you will find that life is a hell of a lot more fun. And, really, it doesn't take any effort at all, and certainly does not require money.


            David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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            Christian Graus
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            David Wulff wrote: So. I think you mean 'So ?' Christian come on all you MS suckups, defend your sugar-daddy now. - Chris Losinger - 11/07/2002

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            • M Martin Marvinski

              I was born to Jewish parents, sent to Catholic school where I became a Catholic. I gave up religion when I went off to college. Becuase I grew up poor, I didn't have a car until I graduated college and therefore never went on a single date until I graduated. So as you can see, I need all the help I can get when it comes to dating so that's why I use NLP to get women, although I will seek psychoanalysis to improve my personal skills. :)

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              Jeremy Falcon
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              Martin Marvinski wrote: I need all the help I can get when it comes to dating so that's why I use NLP to get women Can anyone tell me what NLP is? Jeremy Falcon Imputek "..." - Paul Watson  07-17

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                David Wulff wrote: So. I think you mean 'So ?' Christian come on all you MS suckups, defend your sugar-daddy now. - Chris Losinger - 11/07/2002

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                David Wulff
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                Well no, actually I meant 'So?'. There is no character space before the questionmark. :suss:


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                  Martin Marvinski wrote: I need all the help I can get when it comes to dating so that's why I use NLP to get women Can anyone tell me what NLP is? Jeremy Falcon Imputek "..." - Paul Watson  07-17

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                  David Wulff
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                  Jeremy Falcon wrote: Can anyone tell me what NLP is? Neuro Linguistic Programming - it’s a kind of self-counselling where the participant can modify their mind - think in terms of debugging yourself ala "edit and continue". In this case though, I believe that NLP is an acronym for who Martin is: Narcissistic Lying Prat. :-D


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                    Jeremy Falcon wrote: Can anyone tell me what NLP is? Neuro Linguistic Programming - it’s a kind of self-counselling where the participant can modify their mind - think in terms of debugging yourself ala "edit and continue". In this case though, I believe that NLP is an acronym for who Martin is: Narcissistic Lying Prat. :-D


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                    :confused: :( :(( :beer: :beer: :beer:

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                      :confused: :( :(( :beer: :beer: :beer:

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                      Well, honestly, what did you expect? You never bloody shut up about it! :~


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                        Ok, I'll bite. Well Josh seems to have taken the line of conversation I was planning to, so I'll have to stick with my last remaining thoughts: Martin Marvinski wrote: I was born to Jewish parents So. Martin Marvinski wrote: sent to Catholic school So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I became a Catholic So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I gave up religion when I went off to college So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I grew up poor So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I didn't have a car until I graduated college... So. Martin Marvinski wrote: ...and therefore never went on a single date until I graduated So. (side note: so you need a car to go on a date in modern-day USA do you? bollocks!) Martin Marvinski wrote: So as you can see, I need all the help I can get... I deliberately removed the end of your quote as I don't think it is at all relavant. Stop trying to rationalise yourself to yourself - it gets you nowhere. If you get off of your damned ego for long enough you will find that life is a hell of a lot more fun. And, really, it doesn't take any effort at all, and certainly does not require money.


                        David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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                        Martin Marvinski
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                        David Wulff wrote: side note: so you need a car to go on a date in modern-day USA do you? Unless you want to ride your bicycle on the highway, then yes.

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                        • M Martin Marvinski

                          David Wulff wrote: side note: so you need a car to go on a date in modern-day USA do you? Unless you want to ride your bicycle on the highway, then yes.

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                          Hmm: I've always found taxis provide a much better service, and don't endanger those around me if I want to drink. The answer is no, and you know it is no (if you'll pardon all the no's ;P) You just keep telling yourself "yes" though if it makes you feel any better about your life before your first car or to justify the purcase of your last one.


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                            Jeremy Falcon wrote: Can anyone tell me what NLP is? Neuro Linguistic Programming - it’s a kind of self-counselling where the participant can modify their mind - think in terms of debugging yourself ala "edit and continue". In this case though, I believe that NLP is an acronym for who Martin is: Narcissistic Lying Prat. :-D


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                            David Wulff wrote: think in terms of debugging yourself ala "edit and continue". LOL! Jeremy Falcon Imputek "..." - Paul Watson  07-17

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                            • D David Wulff

                              Well, honestly, what did you expect? You never bloody shut up about it! :~


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                              Jeremy Falcon
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                              So, if I kept on talking about sleeping with goats... Could one suspect that I am lying about actually sleeping with them? :confused: :) Jeremy Falcon Imputek "..." - Paul Watson  07-17

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                                So, if I kept on talking about sleeping with goats... Could one suspect that I am lying about actually sleeping with them? :confused: :) Jeremy Falcon Imputek "..." - Paul Watson  07-17

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                                Strangely, living where I do, the issue is not quite so clear. :omg:


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                                  Ok, I'll bite. Well Josh seems to have taken the line of conversation I was planning to, so I'll have to stick with my last remaining thoughts: Martin Marvinski wrote: I was born to Jewish parents So. Martin Marvinski wrote: sent to Catholic school So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I became a Catholic So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I gave up religion when I went off to college So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I grew up poor So. Martin Marvinski wrote: I didn't have a car until I graduated college... So. Martin Marvinski wrote: ...and therefore never went on a single date until I graduated So. (side note: so you need a car to go on a date in modern-day USA do you? bollocks!) Martin Marvinski wrote: So as you can see, I need all the help I can get... I deliberately removed the end of your quote as I don't think it is at all relavant. Stop trying to rationalise yourself to yourself - it gets you nowhere. If you get off of your damned ego for long enough you will find that life is a hell of a lot more fun. And, really, it doesn't take any effort at all, and certainly does not require money.


                                  David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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                                  hear hear. the man speaks the truth. -c


                                  To explain Donald Knuth's relevance to computing is like explaining Paul's relevance to the Catholic Church. He isn't God, he isn't the Son of God, but he was sent by God to explain God to the masses.
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                                  • D David Wulff

                                    Hmm: I've always found taxis provide a much better service, and don't endanger those around me if I want to drink. The answer is no, and you know it is no (if you'll pardon all the no's ;P) You just keep telling yourself "yes" though if it makes you feel any better about your life before your first car or to justify the purcase of your last one.


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                                    Don't forget they aren't allowed to drink when at college :-D -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                                      Don't forget they aren't allowed to drink when at college :-D -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                                      David Wulff
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                                      benjymous wrote: Don't forget they aren't allowed to drink when at college :omg: :wtf: Lol, oh yeah, I forgot about the difference in legal age restrictions! Even so, surely they don't drink and drive?!


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