Some Innocent Humor (Work friendly)
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thanks for enlightening me your educational and religious background to share innocent jokes. However I would like to answer the following question: Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? They don't "know" because unlike others Muslims use water to clean themselves while others prefer to wipe with paper and keep in pocket or use deodorant instead of taking bath even after months!
Adnan Siddiqi wrote:
unlike others Muslims use water to clean themselves
Rubbish. Muslims don't have a monopoly on cleaning their behinds with water.
Cheers, Vikram.
The hands that help are holier than the lips that pray.
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Interesting... If Adnan posted this kind of stuff about Jewish people it would be reported as abuse. Where are the "report abuse" people now? The idea seems simple: anti Jewish bigotry is anti-semitism (rightfully so); anti Muslim bigotry is just "refusing multiculturalism that is destroying the heritage of our superior western civilization blah, blah, blah...".
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I wanted to reply exactly this to Merrens, but I thought what's the bloody point.
Cheers, Vikram.
The hands that help are holier than the lips that pray.
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You bastard - it's obvious your life is based on hate :mad:
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John C. Smith wrote:
Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
Well Muslims mathematicians had invented something[^]when you guys were living in dark ages. What's the worth of such prize which could be nominated to war mongers as well?[^]
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I wanted to reply exactly this to Merrens, but I thought what's the bloody point.
Cheers, Vikram.
The hands that help are holier than the lips that pray.
See my previous post viz-a-viz the difference between jokes and outright racism: there is a difference. Besides, I've never reported anyone for anti-semtic abuse and never will and ecratinyl wouldn't report anyone for telling a jewish joke unless it wasn't funny: I just tell em what dicks they are just as Adnann and his chums are free to do with me. You all need to get a sense of humour and a sense of proportion.
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John C. Smith wrote:
Its all natural and ecosystem friendly.
Right, so its the same as yogurt with a 10% dickhead tax :)
ROTFL - only 10% Yoghurt in the US is just a milky pudding.
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Not at all: there is a difference between saying: kill all jews and jews are horrid, etc and saying "How many jews does it take to fix a lightbulb?" answer: "None, they pay someone else to do it." Okay, maybe not very funny but you get the point?
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Adnan Siddiqi wrote:
and then these guys get mad if God inform us via Quran that Jews can't be friends with Muslims
You want to provide that quote? I'd really like to report you, too. :laugh:
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like you reported about entire BIBLE and declared it abuse for the society who later invented thing liek Secularism and Sepration of State and Church?
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like you reported about entire BIBLE and declared it abuse for the society who later invented thing liek Secularism and Sepration of State and Church?
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See my previous post viz-a-viz the difference between jokes and outright racism: there is a difference. Besides, I've never reported anyone for anti-semtic abuse and never will and ecratinyl wouldn't report anyone for telling a jewish joke unless it wasn't funny: I just tell em what dicks they are just as Adnann and his chums are free to do with me. You all need to get a sense of humour and a sense of proportion.