Managed/Unmanaged code
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whats the difference?
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:suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."Managed code gets GCd. Unmanaged code has to be manually freed or it leaks. Nish
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whats the difference?
:suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
:suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."I never knew that I will live to see someone posting a technical question in the Soapbox. I navigated away twice thinking that it was not the soapbox forum and I cliked on some other forum by mistake. Step back, rub your eyes, take a deep breath, stretch a bit, and reflect on the relative importance of CP, CG, the age / travel time sustained by supposedly 'fresh' cheese curds, and Life in General. - Shog9
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I never knew that I will live to see someone posting a technical question in the Soapbox. I navigated away twice thinking that it was not the soapbox forum and I cliked on some other forum by mistake. Step back, rub your eyes, take a deep breath, stretch a bit, and reflect on the relative importance of CP, CG, the age / travel time sustained by supposedly 'fresh' cheese curds, and Life in General. - Shog9
i suggest u buy specticales. ;P and i didnt know which forum to post it in, and... ....its the soapbox, topics are optional. :-D
:suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
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whats the difference?
:suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
:suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."Nnamdi Onyeyiri wrote: whats the difference? Ok, ignore these other jokers who think it's ok to mislead you with outlandish definitions, just because it's The Soapbox. The truth - no, pardon me - The Truth about the difference between Managed and Unmanaged code is strange and terrifying enough unembellished... ...For you see,
Unmanaged C++is the creation of Satan himself, a sinister plot to drag all programmers down into the depths of system programming while placating them with the facade of Object Oriented Modern Generic Programming. Ah, i see that you are recoiling in horror and disbelieve at this bold assertion; fear not, for terrible as it is, we have been delivered! Microsoft, that much-maligned bastion of Public-Spirited Goodness has fought through the gnarled web of misinformation and Evil to bring us our Salvation, our Deliverance, the one that is called... ...Managed C++! Yes, abandoning all thought of self-preservation, the fearless band from Redmond have chosen to strike right at The Heart of The Beast, and strike from it the gibbering leeches of Performance and Flexibility, bestowing onto us a new Creation, forged in The Terrible Shadow, but created from The Purest Light. A Gateway, a Portal, a Path, a Road, a Reinforced-Conduit leading us toward The One True Way.Shog9 --
Maybe Java is kind of like God, it "works in mysterious ways". It seems like your apps are running slowly, because in the backgroud Java is solving world hunger, or finding the cure to cancer. - Ryan Johnston, Don't die java!
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Nnamdi Onyeyiri wrote: whats the difference? Ok, ignore these other jokers who think it's ok to mislead you with outlandish definitions, just because it's The Soapbox. The truth - no, pardon me - The Truth about the difference between Managed and Unmanaged code is strange and terrifying enough unembellished... ...For you see,
Unmanaged C++is the creation of Satan himself, a sinister plot to drag all programmers down into the depths of system programming while placating them with the facade of Object Oriented Modern Generic Programming. Ah, i see that you are recoiling in horror and disbelieve at this bold assertion; fear not, for terrible as it is, we have been delivered! Microsoft, that much-maligned bastion of Public-Spirited Goodness has fought through the gnarled web of misinformation and Evil to bring us our Salvation, our Deliverance, the one that is called... ...Managed C++! Yes, abandoning all thought of self-preservation, the fearless band from Redmond have chosen to strike right at The Heart of The Beast, and strike from it the gibbering leeches of Performance and Flexibility, bestowing onto us a new Creation, forged in The Terrible Shadow, but created from The Purest Light. A Gateway, a Portal, a Path, a Road, a Reinforced-Conduit leading us toward The One True Way.Shog9 --
Maybe Java is kind of like God, it "works in mysterious ways". It seems like your apps are running slowly, because in the backgroud Java is solving world hunger, or finding the cure to cancer. - Ryan Johnston, Don't die java!
Have you considered starting a new religion, Shog? You really have a flair for this, you know... "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."
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Have you considered starting a new religion, Shog? You really have a flair for this, you know... "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."
It'd never work. I look far too serious when saying this stuff in person...
Shog9 --
Maybe Java is kind of like God, it "works in mysterious ways". It seems like your apps are running slowly, because in the backgroud Java is solving world hunger, or finding the cure to cancer. - Ryan Johnston, Don't die java!
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Nnamdi Onyeyiri wrote: whats the difference? Ok, ignore these other jokers who think it's ok to mislead you with outlandish definitions, just because it's The Soapbox. The truth - no, pardon me - The Truth about the difference between Managed and Unmanaged code is strange and terrifying enough unembellished... ...For you see,
Unmanaged C++is the creation of Satan himself, a sinister plot to drag all programmers down into the depths of system programming while placating them with the facade of Object Oriented Modern Generic Programming. Ah, i see that you are recoiling in horror and disbelieve at this bold assertion; fear not, for terrible as it is, we have been delivered! Microsoft, that much-maligned bastion of Public-Spirited Goodness has fought through the gnarled web of misinformation and Evil to bring us our Salvation, our Deliverance, the one that is called... ...Managed C++! Yes, abandoning all thought of self-preservation, the fearless band from Redmond have chosen to strike right at The Heart of The Beast, and strike from it the gibbering leeches of Performance and Flexibility, bestowing onto us a new Creation, forged in The Terrible Shadow, but created from The Purest Light. A Gateway, a Portal, a Path, a Road, a Reinforced-Conduit leading us toward The One True Way.Shog9 --
Maybe Java is kind of like God, it "works in mysterious ways". It seems like your apps are running slowly, because in the backgroud Java is solving world hunger, or finding the cure to cancer. - Ryan Johnston, Don't die java!
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Shog9 wrote: Yes, abandoning all thought of self-preservation, the fearless band from Redmond have chosen to strike right at The Heart of The Beast Oh great orator, you tend to forget that The Beast in question is their own creation :)
Alas, your arrow hits near to the mark! For when The Beast was young, it's true Evil not yet known, it was indeed taken in by The Good Souls in Washington. Though they cared for it, fed it, and tried to lead it down the straight and narrow, it rebelled against them, and though they were saddened by it, at last they were forced to cast it out in order to save those who were with them. :((
Shog9 --
Maybe Java is kind of like God, it "works in mysterious ways". It seems like your apps are running slowly, because in the backgroud Java is solving world hunger, or finding the cure to cancer. - Ryan Johnston, Don't die java!
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It'd never work. I look far too serious when saying this stuff in person...
Shog9 --
Maybe Java is kind of like God, it "works in mysterious ways". It seems like your apps are running slowly, because in the backgroud Java is solving world hunger, or finding the cure to cancer. - Ryan Johnston, Don't die java!
Shog9 wrote: I look far too serious when saying this stuff in person... I dunno... A $500 suit, a weekly televison spot, a little makeup; it could work out fine. Maybe we should add a few little old ladies in the background working the pledge phones... "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."
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whats the difference?
:suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
:suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."managed code is like riding a bike with training wheels, wearing a life vest, two helmets, a welding mask and huge foam pads all around. you can still get to where you want to go, but it may take longer. and while there's increased safety since there's no way you can do much damage to yourself or anything else, all your friends will laugh at you. -c
To explain Donald Knuth's relevance to computing is like explaining Paul's relevance to the Catholic Church. He isn't God, he isn't the Son of God, but he was sent by God to explain God to the masses.
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managed code is like riding a bike with training wheels, wearing a life vest, two helmets, a welding mask and huge foam pads all around. you can still get to where you want to go, but it may take longer. and while there's increased safety since there's no way you can do much damage to yourself or anything else, all your friends will laugh at you. -c
To explain Donald Knuth's relevance to computing is like explaining Paul's relevance to the Catholic Church. He isn't God, he isn't the Son of God, but he was sent by God to explain God to the masses.
/. #3848917Chris Losinger wrote: there's no way you can do much damage to yourself or anything else, all your friends will laugh at you. My thoughts exactly. :)