What do you think about this?
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There is this girl at work, she is 17 years older than me. She flirts with me. She will make kissing sounds at me, pokes me, tickles me, and when she was carrying a a handful of lemons up to her chest she asked me if I wanted to feel her lemons. Its not that I don't like it, but we are incompatible. What am I supposed to do. I like it when she does that stuff but I don't know how I am supposed to deal with it.
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There is this girl at work, she is 17 years older than me. She flirts with me. She will make kissing sounds at me, pokes me, tickles me, and when she was carrying a a handful of lemons up to her chest she asked me if I wanted to feel her lemons. Its not that I don't like it, but we are incompatible. What am I supposed to do. I like it when she does that stuff but I don't know how I am supposed to deal with it.
You should punch her in the face.
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You should punch her in the face.
Why in the world would I do that?
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Why in the world would I do that?
You wanted advice, I gave it to you.
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You wanted advice, I gave it to you.
Its bad advice. I couldn't hit a girl even if I wanted too anyways.
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Its bad advice. I couldn't hit a girl even if I wanted too anyways.
OK then, strychnine in her coffee. You barely even have to raise a finger.
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OK then, strychnine in her coffee. You barely even have to raise a finger.
Man you are awful bitter today. Thats harsh. Whats up with that?
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Man you are awful bitter today. Thats harsh. Whats up with that?
How confidently do you think you could write a suicide note in her handwriting?
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How confidently do you think you could write a suicide note in her handwriting?
Hey man, you need to see a psychologist you are freaking me out. You should not be talking like that. If you have something you need to get off your chest do it mother fucker. Thats what I use the internet for!
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Hey man, you need to see a psychologist you are freaking me out. You should not be talking like that. If you have something you need to get off your chest do it mother fucker. Thats what I use the internet for!
Oakdude wrote:
You should not be talking like that.
Well, how should I be talking?
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Oakdude wrote:
You should not be talking like that.
Well, how should I be talking?
In a friendly, jokingly, intellectual way?
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In a friendly, jokingly, intellectual way?
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I don't care what you type as long as it isn't actually what you are really thinking. I mean that you wouldn't really think that I should punch her in the face or poison her, that would be fucked up and you know it.
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I don't care what you type as long as it isn't actually what you are really thinking. I mean that you wouldn't really think that I should punch her in the face or poison her, that would be fucked up and you know it.
Why do you say you are incompatible?
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Why do you say you are incompatible?
She is 17 years older than me, has plenty of life and relationship experience. I have about 0 experience.
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Why do you say you are incompatible?
Oh, that. Sorry, I thought she was using Linux or something.
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She is 17 years older than me, has plenty of life and relationship experience. I have about 0 experience.
Oakdude wrote:
She is 17 years older than me, has plenty of life and relationship experience. I have about 0 experience.
About zero experience? :laugh: But just think what she could teach you. Assuming you're capable of learning....
If you don't have the data, you're just another asshole with an opinion.
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There is this girl at work, she is 17 years older than me. She flirts with me. She will make kissing sounds at me, pokes me, tickles me, and when she was carrying a a handful of lemons up to her chest she asked me if I wanted to feel her lemons. Its not that I don't like it, but we are incompatible. What am I supposed to do. I like it when she does that stuff but I don't know how I am supposed to deal with it.
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There is this girl at work, she is 17 years older than me. She flirts with me. She will make kissing sounds at me, pokes me, tickles me, and when she was carrying a a handful of lemons up to her chest she asked me if I wanted to feel her lemons. Its not that I don't like it, but we are incompatible. What am I supposed to do. I like it when she does that stuff but I don't know how I am supposed to deal with it.
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You should punch her in the face.