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    Rajesh R Subramanian
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    System Center Configuration Manager 2007 (SP1) "Manage the full deployment and update lifecycle with streamlined, policy-based automation; with enhanced insight into, and control over, assets and systems compliance; and with optimization for Windows—particularly Windows Server 2008 and Windows Vista—and extensibility to customized administration experiences and third-party applications." http://technet.microsoft.com/hi-in/evalcenter/bb736730(en-us).aspx[^] :laugh: :laugh:

    Please leave us our small pleasures, they are small, but they are ours! - Mycroft Holmes ^ .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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      System Center Configuration Manager 2007 (SP1) "Manage the full deployment and update lifecycle with streamlined, policy-based automation; with enhanced insight into, and control over, assets and systems compliance; and with optimization for Windows—particularly Windows Server 2008 and Windows Vista—and extensibility to customized administration experiences and third-party applications." http://technet.microsoft.com/hi-in/evalcenter/bb736730(en-us).aspx[^] :laugh: :laugh:

      Please leave us our small pleasures, they are small, but they are ours! - Mycroft Holmes ^ .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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      :laugh: Isn't Windows 2008 still in beta? :rolleyes:

      "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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        :laugh: Isn't Windows 2008 still in beta? :rolleyes:

        "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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        Rajesh R Subramanian
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        Forget windows and just look at the "buzzwords". I haven't seen a whole bunch of buzzwords like that in quite a while. :)

        Please leave us our small pleasures, they are small, but they are ours! - Mycroft Holmes ^ .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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          Forget windows and just look at the "buzzwords". I haven't seen a whole bunch of buzzwords like that in quite a while. :)

          Please leave us our small pleasures, they are small, but they are ours! - Mycroft Holmes ^ .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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          Yes, nothing like daisy chaining a whole bunch together.

          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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            Yes, nothing like daisy chaining a whole bunch together.

            "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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            Paul Conrad wrote:

            Yes, nothing like daisy chaining a whole bunch together.

            It's not daisychaining, it's "proactively leveraging synergies in an ongoing basis moving forward to a win-win scenario, pushing base with all the pins in a 360 degree feedback situation". Disturbingly, this is a quote from an email that I received a few months ago. I still have no idea what it means.

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              Paul Conrad wrote:

              Yes, nothing like daisy chaining a whole bunch together.

              It's not daisychaining, it's "proactively leveraging synergies in an ongoing basis moving forward to a win-win scenario, pushing base with all the pins in a 360 degree feedback situation". Disturbingly, this is a quote from an email that I received a few months ago. I still have no idea what it means.

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              Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

              Disturbingly, this is a quote from an email that I received a few months ago. I still have no idea what it means.

              That is disturbing.

              Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

              in a 360 degree feedback situation

              Sounds like a fancy pants way of circular references or whirlwind :rolleyes:

              "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                Disturbingly, this is a quote from an email that I received a few months ago. I still have no idea what it means.

                That is disturbing.

                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                in a 360 degree feedback situation

                Sounds like a fancy pants way of circular references or whirlwind :rolleyes:

                "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                To give you some context - this was an email from a company that wanted to partner with us on a particular project. Needless to say - we "actively engaged in a negative propagation situation" or, to put it another way, we said no way.

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                  To give you some context - this was an email from a company that wanted to partner with us on a particular project. Needless to say - we "actively engaged in a negative propagation situation" or, to put it another way, we said no way.

                  Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                  Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                  "actively engaged in a negative propagation situation" or, to put it another way, we said no way.

                  Going to have to remember that one for any future partnerships to decline :laugh:

                  "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                    Paul Conrad wrote:

                    Yes, nothing like daisy chaining a whole bunch together.

                    It's not daisychaining, it's "proactively leveraging synergies in an ongoing basis moving forward to a win-win scenario, pushing base with all the pins in a 360 degree feedback situation". Disturbingly, this is a quote from an email that I received a few months ago. I still have no idea what it means.

                    Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                    Rajesh R Subramanian
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                    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                    "proactively leveraging synergies in an ongoing basis moving forward to a win-win scenario, pushing base with all the pins in a 360 degree feedback situation"

                    :laugh: Definitely quite disturbing. That was just too funny. Leaves me wondering what the hell these people were thinking when they wrote up something of that sort.

                    Please leave us our small pleasures, they are small, but they are ours! - Mycroft Holmes ^ .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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                      System Center Configuration Manager 2007 (SP1) "Manage the full deployment and update lifecycle with streamlined, policy-based automation; with enhanced insight into, and control over, assets and systems compliance; and with optimization for Windows—particularly Windows Server 2008 and Windows Vista—and extensibility to customized administration experiences and third-party applications." http://technet.microsoft.com/hi-in/evalcenter/bb736730(en-us).aspx[^] :laugh: :laugh:

                      Please leave us our small pleasures, they are small, but they are ours! - Mycroft Holmes ^ .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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                      streamlined :sleek, smooth,aerodynamic,simplified sleek smooth software .

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                        Paul Conrad wrote:

                        Yes, nothing like daisy chaining a whole bunch together.

                        It's not daisychaining, it's "proactively leveraging synergies in an ongoing basis moving forward to a win-win scenario, pushing base with all the pins in a 360 degree feedback situation". Disturbingly, this is a quote from an email that I received a few months ago. I still have no idea what it means.

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                        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                        proactively leveraging synergies in an ongoing basis moving forward to a win-win scenario, pushing base with all the pins in a 360 degree feedback situation

                        '5' vote for that. :)

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                          :laugh: Isn't Windows 2008 still in beta? :rolleyes:

                          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                          Paul Conrad wrote:

                          Isn't Windows 2008 still in beta?

                          Yes, just like Vista :laugh:

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                            Paul Conrad wrote:

                            Yes, nothing like daisy chaining a whole bunch together.

                            It's not daisychaining, it's "proactively leveraging synergies in an ongoing basis moving forward to a win-win scenario, pushing base with all the pins in a 360 degree feedback situation". Disturbingly, this is a quote from an email that I received a few months ago. I still have no idea what it means.

                            Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                            My blog | My articles

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                            It means LOTS AND LOTS OF MEETINGS, and it's gotta work or EVERYONE gets fired. ;-)

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                              Paul Conrad wrote:

                              Isn't Windows 2008 still in beta?

                              Yes, just like Vista :laugh:

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                              :laugh::laugh::laugh: Perhaps forever be stuck in some sort of beta-purgatory :rolleyes:

                              "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                "proactively leveraging synergies in an ongoing basis moving forward to a win-win scenario, pushing base with all the pins in a 360 degree feedback situation"

                                :laugh: Definitely quite disturbing. That was just too funny. Leaves me wondering what the hell these people were thinking when they wrote up something of that sort.

                                Please leave us our small pleasures, they are small, but they are ours! - Mycroft Holmes ^ .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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                                Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                                Definitely quite disturbing. That was just too funny. Leaves me wondering what the hell these people were thinking when they wrote up something of that sort.

                                I find, with most messages of this type, that the level of incomprehensible verbiage is in inverse proportion to the amount of thought expended to produce it. No, this is NOT a joke :laugh:

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                                  streamlined :sleek, smooth,aerodynamic,simplified sleek smooth software .

                                  Vikas Amin UNITED STATES STEEL CORPORATION

                                  My First Article on CP" Virtual Serial Port "[^]

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                                  vikas amin wrote:

                                  sleek smooth software .

                                  As sleek and smooth as the surface of the brain that produced that statement, no doubt. *info: rougher brain surface translates to more nerve tissue, i.e. bigger brain.*

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                                    :laugh::laugh::laugh: Perhaps forever be stuck in some sort of beta-purgatory :rolleyes:

                                    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                                    Paul Conrad wrote:

                                    Perhaps forever be stuck in some sort of beta-purgatory

                                    Noooo...one eventually leaves purgatory for heaven....beta-hell seems more accurate. X|

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                                      Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                                      Definitely quite disturbing. That was just too funny. Leaves me wondering what the hell these people were thinking when they wrote up something of that sort.

                                      I find, with most messages of this type, that the level of incomprehensible verbiage is in inverse proportion to the amount of thought expended to produce it. No, this is NOT a joke :laugh:

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                                      cpkilekofp wrote:

                                      I find, with most messages of this type, that the level of incomprehensible verbiage is in inverse proportion to the amount of thought expended to produce it.

                                      :laugh: I totally agree. I might use that as my signature sometime later. :-D

                                      Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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                                        cpkilekofp wrote:

                                        I find, with most messages of this type, that the level of incomprehensible verbiage is in inverse proportion to the amount of thought expended to produce it.

                                        :laugh: I totally agree. I might use that as my signature sometime later. :-D

                                        Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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                                        Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                                        cpkilekofp wrote: I find, with most messages of this type, that the level of incomprehensible verbiage is in inverse proportion to the amount of thought expended to produce it. I totally agree. I might use that as my signature sometime later.

                                        :laugh: if you do, please attribute it to me and please spell my name correctly: Christopher P. Kile

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                                          Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                                          cpkilekofp wrote: I find, with most messages of this type, that the level of incomprehensible verbiage is in inverse proportion to the amount of thought expended to produce it. I totally agree. I might use that as my signature sometime later.

                                          :laugh: if you do, please attribute it to me and please spell my name correctly: Christopher P. Kile

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                                          Definitely, if I do use it then I'll attribute it to you the right way. :)

                                          Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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