Adding System Memory Pressure
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Does anyone use any free utilities to add memory pressure? Any suggestions for some good ones? Scott P
“It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.” -Edsger Dijkstra
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Does anyone use any free utilities to add memory pressure? Any suggestions for some good ones? Scott P
“It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.” -Edsger Dijkstra
Adding memory pressure is ill-advised. There have been reports of the internally adjustable throwout capacitor creating dangerously high levels of gream particles at 12-second intervals, and in energy bursts strong enough to dissolve human flesh. Several experiments in this field of study have been terminated with final journal notations including the phrases "That wasn't pretty", and "That left a mark". The volunteers participating in the study have all mysteriously disappeared, or been found wandering the country side, naked, and muttering incoherent gibberish regarding prostate exams administered by Elvis...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Adding memory pressure is ill-advised. There have been reports of the internally adjustable throwout capacitor creating dangerously high levels of gream particles at 12-second intervals, and in energy bursts strong enough to dissolve human flesh. Several experiments in this field of study have been terminated with final journal notations including the phrases "That wasn't pretty", and "That left a mark". The volunteers participating in the study have all mysteriously disappeared, or been found wandering the country side, naked, and muttering incoherent gibberish regarding prostate exams administered by Elvis...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001That would explain the stinging sensation...
“It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.” -Edsger Dijkstra
