New Aussie Slang Dictionary, 2002
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Warning - explicit language
Aero plane blonde- One who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.Aussie kiss- Similar to a French kiss, but given down under.Badly packed kebab- A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitaliaBeaver leaver- A homosexual (male)Beer Compass- The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.Beer Scooter- The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have caught the beer scooter".Britney Spears- Modern slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen".Bruce Lee- Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).Budgie's tongue or small man in a boat, or tongue punch bag- The female erection.Double bass- A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing the double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.Etch-a-sketch- Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both her nipples simultaneously.Greyhound- A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.Hand-to-gland combat- A vigorous masturbation session.Millennium domes- The contents of a Wonder bra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually f***-all in there worth seeing.Mumbler- An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc i.e. you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.Picasso arse- A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.Ragman's coat- Untidy and unkempt pubic hair e.g. "That mumbler looks quite fit, but I bet she's got a kebab like a ragman’s coat!"Starfish trooper or arsetronaut- A homosexualTodger dodger- A lesbian.
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win]
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Warning - explicit language
Aero plane blonde- One who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.Aussie kiss- Similar to a French kiss, but given down under.Badly packed kebab- A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitaliaBeaver leaver- A homosexual (male)Beer Compass- The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.Beer Scooter- The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have caught the beer scooter".Britney Spears- Modern slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen".Bruce Lee- Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).Budgie's tongue or small man in a boat, or tongue punch bag- The female erection.Double bass- A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing the double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.Etch-a-sketch- Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both her nipples simultaneously.Greyhound- A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.Hand-to-gland combat- A vigorous masturbation session.Millennium domes- The contents of a Wonder bra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually f***-all in there worth seeing.Mumbler- An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc i.e. you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.Picasso arse- A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.Ragman's coat- Untidy and unkempt pubic hair e.g. "That mumbler looks quite fit, but I bet she's got a kebab like a ragman’s coat!"Starfish trooper or arsetronaut- A homosexualTodger dodger- A lesbian.
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win]
Nish, I must admit I never expected to see such a post from you! ;) What can I say except Keep up the good work!! :):):):) bibamus, edamus, cras moriemur
[eat, drink, for tomorrow we die]
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Warning - explicit language
Aero plane blonde- One who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.Aussie kiss- Similar to a French kiss, but given down under.Badly packed kebab- A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitaliaBeaver leaver- A homosexual (male)Beer Compass- The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.Beer Scooter- The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have caught the beer scooter".Britney Spears- Modern slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen".Bruce Lee- Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).Budgie's tongue or small man in a boat, or tongue punch bag- The female erection.Double bass- A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing the double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.Etch-a-sketch- Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both her nipples simultaneously.Greyhound- A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.Hand-to-gland combat- A vigorous masturbation session.Millennium domes- The contents of a Wonder bra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually f***-all in there worth seeing.Mumbler- An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc i.e. you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.Picasso arse- A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.Ragman's coat- Untidy and unkempt pubic hair e.g. "That mumbler looks quite fit, but I bet she's got a kebab like a ragman’s coat!"Starfish trooper or arsetronaut- A homosexualTodger dodger- A lesbian.
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win]
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Nishant S wrote: Aero plane blonde - One who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. Brilliant! :laugh:
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Shog9 If I could sleep forever, I could forget about everything...
yea this is great keep it up
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Warning - explicit language
Aero plane blonde- One who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.Aussie kiss- Similar to a French kiss, but given down under.Badly packed kebab- A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitaliaBeaver leaver- A homosexual (male)Beer Compass- The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.Beer Scooter- The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have caught the beer scooter".Britney Spears- Modern slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen".Bruce Lee- Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).Budgie's tongue or small man in a boat, or tongue punch bag- The female erection.Double bass- A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing the double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.Etch-a-sketch- Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both her nipples simultaneously.Greyhound- A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.Hand-to-gland combat- A vigorous masturbation session.Millennium domes- The contents of a Wonder bra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually f***-all in there worth seeing.Mumbler- An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc i.e. you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.Picasso arse- A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.Ragman's coat- Untidy and unkempt pubic hair e.g. "That mumbler looks quite fit, but I bet she's got a kebab like a ragman’s coat!"Starfish trooper or arsetronaut- A homosexualTodger dodger- A lesbian.
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win]
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Warning - explicit language
Aero plane blonde- One who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.Aussie kiss- Similar to a French kiss, but given down under.Badly packed kebab- A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitaliaBeaver leaver- A homosexual (male)Beer Compass- The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.Beer Scooter- The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have caught the beer scooter".Britney Spears- Modern slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen".Bruce Lee- Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).Budgie's tongue or small man in a boat, or tongue punch bag- The female erection.Double bass- A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing the double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.Etch-a-sketch- Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both her nipples simultaneously.Greyhound- A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.Hand-to-gland combat- A vigorous masturbation session.Millennium domes- The contents of a Wonder bra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually f***-all in there worth seeing.Mumbler- An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc i.e. you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.Picasso arse- A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.Ragman's coat- Untidy and unkempt pubic hair e.g. "That mumbler looks quite fit, but I bet she's got a kebab like a ragman’s coat!"Starfish trooper or arsetronaut- A homosexualTodger dodger- A lesbian.
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win]
LOL Nish I didn't know you had such a devious mind! I must say, I'm impressed with you. Finally getting your head out of the code and into life has done you wonders... Keep up your posts, because I love them. :)
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Warning - explicit language
Aero plane blonde- One who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.Aussie kiss- Similar to a French kiss, but given down under.Badly packed kebab- A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitaliaBeaver leaver- A homosexual (male)Beer Compass- The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.Beer Scooter- The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have caught the beer scooter".Britney Spears- Modern slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen".Bruce Lee- Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).Budgie's tongue or small man in a boat, or tongue punch bag- The female erection.Double bass- A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing the double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.Etch-a-sketch- Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both her nipples simultaneously.Greyhound- A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.Hand-to-gland combat- A vigorous masturbation session.Millennium domes- The contents of a Wonder bra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually f***-all in there worth seeing.Mumbler- An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc i.e. you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.Picasso arse- A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.Ragman's coat- Untidy and unkempt pubic hair e.g. "That mumbler looks quite fit, but I bet she's got a kebab like a ragman’s coat!"Starfish trooper or arsetronaut- A homosexualTodger dodger- A lesbian.
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win]
:laugh: Have you by any chance spent the last hour reading Roger's Profanisaurus[^] ?
