Sweet sweet Mary (** Homer drool **)
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: - Jeremy original Man, you are in touch with both your sensitive new-age side and your biker-dude woman-get-my-beer side. :rolleyes: Still I have hope, I believe in you Jeremy. You can do it! ;P regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa
Paul Watson wrote: Still I have hope, I believe in you Jeremy. You can do it! ROFLMAO! Well, that makes one of us. :laugh: Jeremy Falcon Imputek "C# is the answer to a question nobody asked." - Chris Losinger
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Rock-a-bye baby in a soft crib When the time comes The cradle will shake. When the dam breaks, The cradle will flood, And down will come baby, Cradle and all. (repeat) Down will come baby, Cradle and all. :zzz:
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Paul Watson wrote: Is that what you meant? Yup, it was part of the joke! I took out the part that made it rhyme with something similar but non-rhyming. Gosh Paul, get on the ball! Hey! I'm a poet and I haven't realised! Simon "This is an equal opportunities airline. The pilot is blind." Sonork ID 100.10024
Simon Walton wrote: I'm a poet and I haven't realised! "He was a poet, And didn't know it. But his feet show it; They're Longfellows!" "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."
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This stuff reminds me of a parody Christmas CD I wrote a couple years ago. Here's one of my favorite songs. It's a parody of "Away in a Manger." This an excerpt because so many freakin' people steal shit these days I won't let the whole thing go unless I get legal crap dealt with first. :| You have to say/sing it to the theme of the real song. Away With a Stranger Away with a stranger, no Joseph in bed. Our little miss Mary gave someone good head. She couldn't tell Joseph that she had been laid. She made up a story; still believe it today. The lord above said this woman's crazy. How could she have sex and then blame it on me? The gullible people believed Mary's tale. And, if you deny it you're going to hell. - Jeremy original Jeremy Falcon Imputek "C# is the answer to a question nobody asked." - Chris Losinger
LOL! Works for me:-D Does your collection include "Chipmunks roasting on an open fire..." or "Deck the halls with balls of bikers..."? "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."
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LOL! Works for me:-D Does your collection include "Chipmunks roasting on an open fire..." or "Deck the halls with balls of bikers..."? "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."
Nope, but it did include a parody of Jingle Bells. This one ya have to read into a bit. Jiggle Tits Taking off your clothes, as we're steadily passing by. How our dicks will grow, looking at your thighs. Balls on these guys ache. Making husbands late. We get home, our wives are gone, and then we masturbate. Oh, jiggle tits jiggle tits, that's only way Oh what fun it is to see your titties in my fa-ace. Jiggle tits jiggle tits, that's only way Oh what fun it is to see your titties in my fa-ace. - Jeremy orginal Jeremy Falcon Imputek "C# is the answer to a question nobody asked." - Chris Losinger
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Simon Walton wrote: I'm a poet and I haven't realised! "He was a poet, And didn't know it. But his feet show it; They're Longfellows!" "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."
Not everyone has my flair for creative writing, Roger. Work really hard at it and one day you may achieve a level of greatness that will at least be comparible to my own. :P Simon "This is an equal opportunities airline. The pilot is blind." Sonork ID 100.10024
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No, it's called incest. Simon "This is an equal opportunities airline. The pilot is blind." Sonork ID 100.10024
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No, it's called incest. Simon "This is an equal opportunities airline. The pilot is blind." Sonork ID 100.10024
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Nope, but it did include a parody of Jingle Bells. This one ya have to read into a bit. Jiggle Tits Taking off your clothes, as we're steadily passing by. How our dicks will grow, looking at your thighs. Balls on these guys ache. Making husbands late. We get home, our wives are gone, and then we masturbate. Oh, jiggle tits jiggle tits, that's only way Oh what fun it is to see your titties in my fa-ace. Jiggle tits jiggle tits, that's only way Oh what fun it is to see your titties in my fa-ace. - Jeremy orginal Jeremy Falcon Imputek "C# is the answer to a question nobody asked." - Chris Losinger
Excellent choice! Will the CD be out in time to train the carolers this Christmas? "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."
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Nope, but it did include a parody of Jingle Bells. This one ya have to read into a bit. Jiggle Tits Taking off your clothes, as we're steadily passing by. How our dicks will grow, looking at your thighs. Balls on these guys ache. Making husbands late. We get home, our wives are gone, and then we masturbate. Oh, jiggle tits jiggle tits, that's only way Oh what fun it is to see your titties in my fa-ace. Jiggle tits jiggle tits, that's only way Oh what fun it is to see your titties in my fa-ace. - Jeremy orginal Jeremy Falcon Imputek "C# is the answer to a question nobody asked." - Chris Losinger
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: - Jeremy original Man, you are in touch with both your sensitive new-age side and your biker-dude woman-get-my-beer side. :rolleyes: Still I have hope, I believe in you Jeremy. You can do it! ;P regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa
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Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck. She put them in the pen one day, to see if they would play.
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Excellent choice! Will the CD be out in time to train the carolers this Christmas? "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."
Honestly, if I could get someone like Christopher Duncan to help me out with it, I'd still want to release it. I no longer speak with the friend (was a musician) I was going to record it with. :( Jeremy Falcon Imputek "C# is the answer to a question nobody asked." - Chris Losinger