Lifes little mysteries
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Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass? Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? Why does a gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? What do people in China call their good plates? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
One 18yrs male, red and white, good condition; daily servicing required. £500 collect ono.
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Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass? Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? Why does a gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? What do people in China call their good plates? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
One 18yrs male, red and white, good condition; daily servicing required. £500 collect ono.
David Wulff wrote: If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Yes. And on out the other side also. Now, i believe you are trespassing... David Wulff wrote: Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass? Um, you may want to read those instructions on your electric toothbrush a *bit* more carefully... :~ David Wulff wrote: Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is? 'cause by pointing to their wrist, they're indicating that something is missing...
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Shog9 If I could sleep forever, I could forget about everything...
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Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass? Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? Why does a gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? What do people in China call their good plates? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
One 18yrs male, red and white, good condition; daily servicing required. £500 collect ono.
David Wulff wrote: Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date? Probably so people will throw it out and buy more if they haven't used it by then. David Wulff wrote: If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Only if you have the mining rights. There are a lot of people in Texas and the Midwest who have found out they don't, and therefore have to endure people digging underneath them or putting oil rigs on their property! David Wulff wrote: s it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass? Yes, I do it all the time. :) David Wulff wrote: Why does a gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? Probably because he is in an HMO and has three other patients to see while they are changing. David Wulff wrote: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? What I wonder is who was the first person to decide that their penis goes inside a vagina? Remember we all were taught this by our school system, so how did the first people figure *this* out? That's the question I want answered! ;P
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Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass? Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? Why does a gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? What do people in China call their good plates? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
One 18yrs male, red and white, good condition; daily servicing required. £500 collect ono.
David Wulff wrote: Why does a gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? You have an gynecologist?! I *always* thought you were a woman pretending to be a man.. :-D
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David Wulff wrote: Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date? Probably so people will throw it out and buy more if they haven't used it by then. David Wulff wrote: If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Only if you have the mining rights. There are a lot of people in Texas and the Midwest who have found out they don't, and therefore have to endure people digging underneath them or putting oil rigs on their property! David Wulff wrote: s it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass? Yes, I do it all the time. :) David Wulff wrote: Why does a gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? Probably because he is in an HMO and has three other patients to see while they are changing. David Wulff wrote: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? What I wonder is who was the first person to decide that their penis goes inside a vagina? Remember we all were taught this by our school system, so how did the first people figure *this* out? That's the question I want answered! ;P
Martin Marvinski wrote: [the] penis goes inside a vagina It does! Shit - I've been doing it backwards... :eek:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
One 18yrs male, red and white, good condition; daily servicing required. £500 collect ono.
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David Wulff wrote: Why does a gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? You have an gynecologist?! I *always* thought you were a woman pretending to be a man.. :-D
Martin Marvinski wrote: I *always* thought you were a woman pretending to be a man.. What, no reference to homosexual goats and green men shaped like peni? I am disapointed in you Martin, you just don't but the effort in nowadays...
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
One 18yrs male, red and white, good condition; daily servicing required. £500 collect ono.
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David Wulff wrote: Why does a gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? You have an gynecologist?! I *always* thought you were a woman pretending to be a man.. :-D
Martin Marvinski wrote: I *always* thought you were a woman pretending to be a man Damn, have you been looking at my ginger pussy again? :suss:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
One 18yrs male, red and white, good condition; daily servicing required. £500 collect ono.
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Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass? Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? Why does a gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? What do people in China call their good plates? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
One 18yrs male, red and white, good condition; daily servicing required. £500 collect ono.
Why does my bank have a drive-up teller window with a Braille keypad? Who discovered that artichokes are edible? For that matter, how did anyone discover that licking the underside of a toad will cause hallucinations, and why wasn't I invited to that party? "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."
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Why does my bank have a drive-up teller window with a Braille keypad? Who discovered that artichokes are edible? For that matter, how did anyone discover that licking the underside of a toad will cause hallucinations, and why wasn't I invited to that party? "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."
Roger Wright wrote: For that matter, how did anyone discover that licking the underside of a toad will cause hallucinations, and why wasn't I invited to that party? You meant you've never tried...? Roger Wright wrote: Who discovered that artichokes are edible? Someone who had a sick sense of humour! X| Roger Wright wrote: Why does my bank have a drive-up teller window with a Braille keypad? :omg:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
One 18yrs male, red and white, good condition; daily servicing required. £500 collect ono.