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yeah, but 30 years is still a long time to live, if you're constantly being attacked by other people's feces. X|
Though the cough, hough and hiccough so unsought would plough me through, enough that I o'er life's dark lough my thorough course pursue. --Stuart Kidd
Engineers with Sanitation stuff have done more to increase the average human life expectancy, than medical science has done. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
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Engineers with Sanitation stuff have done more to increase the average human life expectancy, than medical science has done. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
i'm not arguing that (or anything, really). i'm just saying 30 years is a long time to live in such a hostile environment. -c
Though the cough, hough and hiccough so unsought would plough me through, enough that I o'er life's dark lough my thorough course pursue. --Stuart Kidd
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Ten things you probably would rather not know: 1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12litre of urine 2. On an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) 3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs(do you want fries with that). 4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! 5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands (bring it on). 6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. 7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. 8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. 9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases. 10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting small amount of their faeces. Cheers James
Are you sure about the ratio of masturbating women to masturbating men :-D Stuart Dootson 'Java, Basic, who cares - it's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippy cr*p'
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Are you sure about the ratio of masturbating women to masturbating men :-D Stuart Dootson 'Java, Basic, who cares - it's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippy cr*p'
It is a well known fact that women are dirty masturbating animals. At least according to men anyway... the same men who say they have never in their lives peeled the purple chille... :laugh: * This metaphore will have no meaning if you have been 'cut'. :((
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Old Macdonald had a farm and I had it after I had the cows, I had the pigs I'm an animal shafter
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i'm not arguing that (or anything, really). i'm just saying 30 years is a long time to live in such a hostile environment. -c
Though the cough, hough and hiccough so unsought would plough me through, enough that I o'er life's dark lough my thorough course pursue. --Stuart Kidd
Chris Losinger wrote: i'm not arguing that (or anything, really). nor am I, but I'm getting my post count up. :-) Chris Losinger wrote: i'm just saying 30 years is a long time to live in such a hostile environment I think the thing to realize is that it was quite recently that we became urbanized and were put in such a polluted environment. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
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Chris Losinger wrote: i'm not arguing that (or anything, really). nor am I, but I'm getting my post count up. :-) Chris Losinger wrote: i'm just saying 30 years is a long time to live in such a hostile environment I think the thing to realize is that it was quite recently that we became urbanized and were put in such a polluted environment. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
Colin^Davies wrote: it was quite recently that we became urbanized and were put in such a polluted environment yep. until i turned 18, i lived in very small towns. it wasn't until i went to college that i moved to a really big city. -c
Though the cough, hough and hiccough so unsought would plough me through, enough that I o'er life's dark lough my thorough course pursue. --Stuart Kidd
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It is a well known fact that women are dirty masturbating animals. At least according to men anyway... the same men who say they have never in their lives peeled the purple chille... :laugh: * This metaphore will have no meaning if you have been 'cut'. :((
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Old Macdonald had a farm and I had it after I had the cows, I had the pigs I'm an animal shafter
David Wulff wrote: same men who say they have never in their lives peeled the purple chille... I was beginning to wonder until I read your note. :-O Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I think I need a new quote, I am on the prowl, so look out for a soft cute furry looking animal, which is really a Hippo in disguise. Its probably me.
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Ten things you probably would rather not know: 1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12litre of urine 2. On an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) 3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs(do you want fries with that). 4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! 5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands (bring it on). 6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. 7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. 8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. 9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases. 10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting small amount of their faeces. Cheers James
James Spibey wrote: 10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting small amount of their faeces. OK... I just shared a pack with Aidan... X|
Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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It is a well known fact that women are dirty masturbating animals. At least according to men anyway... the same men who say they have never in their lives peeled the purple chille... :laugh: * This metaphore will have no meaning if you have been 'cut'. :((
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Old Macdonald had a farm and I had it after I had the cows, I had the pigs I'm an animal shafter
David Wulff wrote: that women are dirty masturbating animals And you are here to deliver them from sin, aren't you David? You dirty choir boy you. David Wulff wrote: peeled the purple chille What have you done to your John Thomas to get it purple David? Been dipping it places you shouldnt? (e.g. Ink wells) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Simon Walton wrote: "You come across a lot of people who call themselves realists, when they are actually pessimists attempting to look intelligent."
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Ten things you probably would rather not know: 1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12litre of urine 2. On an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) 3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs(do you want fries with that). 4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! 5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands (bring it on). 6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. 7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. 8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. 9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases. 10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting small amount of their faeces. Cheers James
James Spibey wrote: 5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands (bring it on). 6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Considering that I shake hands with 99% of men I meet and only about 50% of the women* I meet, this makes masturbation amongst women even higher than we all previously believed. * Speaking of which... WTF do you do when your client is an absolutely hot babe? Shaking hands is like just not on, and a polite, professional hug just makes you think with the other head**. ** Hey, you asked for it with your post man regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Simon Walton wrote: "You come across a lot of people who call themselves realists, when they are actually pessimists attempting to look intelligent."