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Ten things you probably would rather not know: 1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12litre of urine 2. On an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) 3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs(do you want fries with that). 4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! 5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands (bring it on). 6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. 7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. 8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. 9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases. 10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting small amount of their faeces. Cheers James
James Spibey wrote: 5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands (bring it on). 6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Considering that I shake hands with 99% of men I meet and only about 50% of the women* I meet, this makes masturbation amongst women even higher than we all previously believed. * Speaking of which... WTF do you do when your client is an absolutely hot babe? Shaking hands is like just not on, and a polite, professional hug just makes you think with the other head**. ** Hey, you asked for it with your post man regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Simon Walton wrote: "You come across a lot of people who call themselves realists, when they are actually pessimists attempting to look intelligent."