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    Proof that the world is nuts!(Like we needed proof!) In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. Glad to see they have their priorities straight. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals but is prohibited from looking directly at them during examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Do they look different reversed? Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. A brick? The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. All of a sudden 'going blind' doesn't seem so bad. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time; Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this? In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.' Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam ! In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. Ah! Justice! Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England- but only in tropical fish stores. But of course! In Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. Makes one shudder at the thought!!!! In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Who volunteers for this stuff? Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Is that why Flipper was always smiling? The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. From drinking little bottles of what? Did the government pay for this research? Butterflies taste

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      Proof that the world is nuts!(Like we needed proof!) In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. Glad to see they have their priorities straight. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals but is prohibited from looking directly at them during examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Do they look different reversed? Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. A brick? The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. All of a sudden 'going blind' doesn't seem so bad. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time; Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this? In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.' Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam ! In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. Ah! Justice! Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England- but only in tropical fish stores. But of course! In Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. Makes one shudder at the thought!!!! In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Who volunteers for this stuff? Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Is that why Flipper was always smiling? The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. From drinking little bottles of what? Did the government pay for this research? Butterflies taste

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      Supposedly there is a culture in the Pacific Islands where during child birth the father is required to lie face down, naked on top of the hut in which the mother is laboring. During the process she pulls on a fine thread passed through the roof of the hut and tied around his testicles to "pass her pain" to him. It's a wonder the guys are game to even think about sex knowing that's on the cards.

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        Proof that the world is nuts!(Like we needed proof!) In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. Glad to see they have their priorities straight. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals but is prohibited from looking directly at them during examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Do they look different reversed? Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. A brick? The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. All of a sudden 'going blind' doesn't seem so bad. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time; Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this? In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.' Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam ! In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. Ah! Justice! Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England- but only in tropical fish stores. But of course! In Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. Makes one shudder at the thought!!!! In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Who volunteers for this stuff? Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Is that why Flipper was always smiling? The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. From drinking little bottles of what? Did the government pay for this research? Butterflies taste

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        Mike Gaskey wrote:

        Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England- but only in tropical fish stores. But of course!

        We need to send Dalek Dave on a mission camera in hand. :)

        Mike Gaskey wrote:

        30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated

        Wasn't a wkrp in Cincinatti epsisode (hulu video)[^]?

        MrPlankton

        Multicultural Diversity Training, the new Socialist Reeducation Camp-light.

        modified on Tuesday, January 13, 2009 7:40 PM

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          Proof that the world is nuts!(Like we needed proof!) In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. Glad to see they have their priorities straight. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals but is prohibited from looking directly at them during examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Do they look different reversed? Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. A brick? The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. All of a sudden 'going blind' doesn't seem so bad. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time; Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this? In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.' Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam ! In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. Ah! Justice! Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England- but only in tropical fish stores. But of course! In Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. Makes one shudder at the thought!!!! In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Who volunteers for this stuff? Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Is that why Flipper was always smiling? The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. From drinking little bottles of what? Did the government pay for this research? Butterflies taste

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          Note that not all turtles have this capability, but it is true for some species.

          "Well, we're getting "F"'d at work. WPF, WCF, and WWF... WTF?" --John Simmons

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            Note that not all turtles have this capability, but it is true for some species.

            "Well, we're getting "F"'d at work. WPF, WCF, and WWF... WTF?" --John Simmons

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            Well, I was worried...

            If I knew then what I know today, then I'd know the same now as I did then - then what would be the point? .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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              Proof that the world is nuts!(Like we needed proof!) In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. Glad to see they have their priorities straight. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals but is prohibited from looking directly at them during examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Do they look different reversed? Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. A brick? The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. All of a sudden 'going blind' doesn't seem so bad. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time; Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this? In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.' Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam ! In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. Ah! Justice! Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England- but only in tropical fish stores. But of course! In Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. Makes one shudder at the thought!!!! In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Who volunteers for this stuff? Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Is that why Flipper was always smiling? The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. From drinking little bottles of what? Did the government pay for this research? Butterflies taste

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              Mike Gaskey wrote:

              Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

              What about bonobos?

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                Proof that the world is nuts!(Like we needed proof!) In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. Glad to see they have their priorities straight. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals but is prohibited from looking directly at them during examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Do they look different reversed? Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. A brick? The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. All of a sudden 'going blind' doesn't seem so bad. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time; Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this? In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.' Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam ! In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. Ah! Justice! Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England- but only in tropical fish stores. But of course! In Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. Makes one shudder at the thought!!!! In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Who volunteers for this stuff? Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Is that why Flipper was always smiling? The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. From drinking little bottles of what? Did the government pay for this research? Butterflies taste

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                I've read/heard/known about most of the stuff on the list, and I can vouch for the complete lack of authenticity of the one in Lebanon (I have a cousin there who is a lawyer) and I assure you if there was such a legality we'd have known about it. I'll email him all the same. The second one is total BS, because after the death of the person they have to be washed before shrouded and buried and I've helped in washing my dad's uncle (its considered as a lesson in humility). Complete BS. I wouldn't have a clue about the Bahraini law though it sounds extremely far fetched. I could try and track it down for you, I have several Doctor friends. Its amazing the things people will make up.

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                  I've read/heard/known about most of the stuff on the list, and I can vouch for the complete lack of authenticity of the one in Lebanon (I have a cousin there who is a lawyer) and I assure you if there was such a legality we'd have known about it. I'll email him all the same. The second one is total BS, because after the death of the person they have to be washed before shrouded and buried and I've helped in washing my dad's uncle (its considered as a lesson in humility). Complete BS. I wouldn't have a clue about the Bahraini law though it sounds extremely far fetched. I could try and track it down for you, I have several Doctor friends. Its amazing the things people will make up.

                  Don't forget to vote if the response was helpful

                  Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance" Ali Ibn Abi Talib

                  Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Keep it up. Fool.

                  I now think of you as Mr. T! - Trollslayer

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                  There are loads of these and 99% of the time they are BS. Theres one which says that an Englishman can shoot a Scot within the walls of York, but only on a Sunday with a bow and arrow. I wonder if anyone has ever tried it!

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                    There are loads of these and 99% of the time they are BS. Theres one which says that an Englishman can shoot a Scot within the walls of York, but only on a Sunday with a bow and arrow. I wonder if anyone has ever tried it!

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                    Yeah, I know, I just had to vocalize it. Can't help it if something is wrong. Sorta like this: http://www.xkcd.com/386/[^]

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                      Mike Gaskey wrote:

                      Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

                      What about bonobos?

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                      What about bonobos[^] Which led me to: damn, they're as bad as we are (sans guilt)[^]

                      Mike - typical white guy. The USA does have universal healthcare, but you have to pay for it. D'oh. Thomas Mann - "Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

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                        Proof that the world is nuts!(Like we needed proof!) In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. Glad to see they have their priorities straight. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals but is prohibited from looking directly at them during examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Do they look different reversed? Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. A brick? The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. All of a sudden 'going blind' doesn't seem so bad. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time; Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this? In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.' Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam ! In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. Ah! Justice! Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England- but only in tropical fish stores. But of course! In Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. Makes one shudder at the thought!!!! In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Who volunteers for this stuff? Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Is that why Flipper was always smiling? The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. From drinking little bottles of what? Did the government pay for this research? Butterflies taste

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                        Mike Gaskey wrote:

                        There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time; Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?

                        And there are those others who blow themselves up to get virgins. I think Guam men got it better than them!

                        modified on Wednesday, January 14, 2009 10:46 AM

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