I don't know what to say about this! [modified]

[Dan Neely]

As long as the shrinks are willing to sign off on it, I don't have a problem with it. We can redesign a persons plumbing, we can't rewire their brain (setting aside the ethical question of if we should).

Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

[Rage]

Pierre Leclercq wrote:

kid sister safe

My kid sister just turned 16 and she he is plenty aware that ... oh, forget it. :)

I'm waiting for Windows Feng Shui, where you have to re-arrange your icons in a manner which best enables your application to run. Richard Jones www.immo-brasseurs.com

[Dalek Dave]

dan neely wrote:

can't rewire their brain

We can you know! Just not well at the moment, but I would give some of the Linkposters here a Frontal Lobotomy. (arrghhh too late, it seems they had it done years ago)

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[Dalek Dave]

:laugh:

------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

[Rage]

Dalek Dave wrote:

which country

I believe there are q few countries out there where it is much, well, better, to be a man that a women.

I'm waiting for Windows Feng Shui, where you have to re-arrange your icons in a manner which best enables your application to run. Richard Jones www.immo-brasseurs.com

[LittleYellowBird]

Pierre Leclercq wrote:

Would you really enjoy discussing this kind of topic with your kid sister?

It wouldn't bother me, or discussing it with my kid brother either before you ask. :-D

Ali

[Pierre Leclercq]

Awright, so I will do some real profanities then, and this thread will be moved to the soapbox.

void func()
{
::MessageBox(NULL, L"func", L"", MB_OK);
}

void func1()
{
::MessageBox(NULL, L"func1", L"", MB_OK);
}

void func2()
{
::MessageBox(NULL, L"func2", L"", MB_OK);
}

void (*metafunc1())()
{
return func;
}

void (*metafunc2())()
{
return func1;
}

void (*metafunc3())()
{
return func2;
}

void main()
{
void (*(*ptr[])())() =
{
metafunc1,
metafunc2,
metafunc3
};

(\*ptr\[0\])()();
(\*ptr\[1\])()();
(\*ptr\[2\])()();

}

So is this rude enough now ? I can do worse if you are not convinced.

You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.

[realJSOP]

Dalek Dave wrote:

An anagram of Prik Meats

Not THAT is frakking funny! :)

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

[realJSOP]

dan neely wrote:

As long as the shrinks are willing to sign off on it,

That's like saying "Well, that Madoff guy said this was a good deal, so that's good enough for me." The shrinks are as much in the dark as we are...

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

[PIEBALDconsult]

Dalek Dave wrote:

medical condition that has been cured

Psychological ... coddled.

[Brady Kelly]

Pierre Leclercq wrote:

So is this rude enough now ?

It could have been VB, but it is quite rude enough, thanks. :)

[Pierre Leclercq]

So basically the shrinks say they're helpless? Sounds strange to me, especially for a kid that young (treated at 12). So here is a good one, I go to a shrink and declare I have a dramatic condition, I dream of being a billionaire, and my life is hell. Are they going to grant me health coverage, and the insurance company give me one billion? After all they're helpless, I cannot be cured, and the insurance has to do something. :wtf: X| :wtf: X|

You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.

[Lost User]

Cutting lumps out isn't rewiring, it's vandalism at best.

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[Jorgen Andersson]

dan neely wrote:

we can't rewire their brain

<UnivoterBait>Yes you can, it's called lobotomy</UnivoterBait> <edit>Just saw that I was about half an hour late.</edit>

[J4amieC]

Baconbutty wrote:

Looks like they have undergone the "KnackerSchnippen" operation.

Its better than the other way round, I hear a "Strapadictomy" is quite a large procedure!

[peterchen]

The idea was to start the hormone therapy before puberty hits.

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[leppie]

It's only not KSS if I said: I would do her! ;P (j/k)

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[Chris Maunder]

I'll move it for you. And yeah - allowing messages to be moved is high on the TODO list.

cheers, Chris Maunder

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[R Giskard Reventlov]

Enjoy is not the correct word but I would certainly talk to her about it and do not believe that an article in a freely available newspaper shoul dbe censored thrid hand: that is a complete nonsense. You are grossly overeacting to nothing.

me, me, me

[Pierre Leclercq]

digital man wrote:

do not believe that an article in a freely available newspaper shoul dbe censored

I think I have been misread. I did not ask for censorship, just to move the thread to the soapbox where it belongs. There is nothing so big there, and given I have been generously 1 voted, I do not feel I am the one overreacting there. This thread is not KSS, and I think some members also apply the OS or CS rule (office safe or cubicle safe). Since when using the soapbox is considered censorship? :doh: How about those members who systematically get 1 voted, or even more, automatically removed. Now, that is censorship. Quite different from using the soapbox, isn't it?

You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.