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I don't know what to say about this! [modified]

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  • P Pierre Leclercq

    Awright, so I will do some real profanities then, and this thread will be moved to the soapbox.

    void func()
    {
    ::MessageBox(NULL, L"func", L"", MB_OK);
    }

    void func1()
    {
    ::MessageBox(NULL, L"func1", L"", MB_OK);
    }

    void func2()
    {
    ::MessageBox(NULL, L"func2", L"", MB_OK);
    }

    void (*metafunc1())()
    {
    return func;
    }

    void (*metafunc2())()
    {
    return func1;
    }

    void (*metafunc3())()
    {
    return func2;
    }

    void main()
    {
    void (*(*ptr[])())() =
    {
    metafunc1,
    metafunc2,
    metafunc3
    };

    (\*ptr\[0\])()();
    (\*ptr\[1\])()();
    (\*ptr\[2\])()();
    

    }

    So is this rude enough now ? I can do worse if you are not convinced.

    You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.

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    Brady Kelly
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    #24

    Pierre Leclercq wrote:

    So is this rude enough now ?

    It could have been VB, but it is quite rude enough, thanks. :)

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    • D Dan Neely

      As long as the shrinks are willing to sign off on it, I don't have a problem with it. We can redesign a persons plumbing, we can't rewire their brain (setting aside the ethical question of if we should).

      Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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      Pierre Leclercq
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      #25

      So basically the shrinks say they're helpless? Sounds strange to me, especially for a kid that young (treated at 12). So here is a good one, I go to a shrink and declare I have a dramatic condition, I dream of being a billionaire, and my life is hell. Are they going to grant me health coverage, and the insurance company give me one billion? After all they're helpless, I cannot be cured, and the insurance has to do something. :wtf: X| :wtf: X|

      You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.

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      • D Dan Neely

        As long as the shrinks are willing to sign off on it, I don't have a problem with it. We can redesign a persons plumbing, we can't rewire their brain (setting aside the ethical question of if we should).

        Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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        Jorgen Andersson
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        #26

        dan neely wrote:

        we can't rewire their brain

        <UnivoterBait>Yes you can, it's called lobotomy</UnivoterBait> <edit>Just saw that I was about half an hour late.</edit>

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        • D Dalek Dave

          dan neely wrote:

          can't rewire their brain

          We can you know! Just not well at the moment, but I would give some of the Linkposters here a Frontal Lobotomy. (arrghhh too late, it seems they had it done years ago)

          ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

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          Lost User
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          #27

          Cutting lumps out isn't rewiring, it's vandalism at best.

          Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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          • B Baconbutty

            Looks like they have undergone the "KnackerSchnippen" operation.

            My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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            J4amieC
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            #28

            Baconbutty wrote:

            Looks like they have undergone the "KnackerSchnippen" operation.

            Its better than the other way round, I hear a "Strapadictomy" is quite a large procedure!

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Expertsexchange?[^] I mean, 16! Hey ho, but someone may be in for a shock in a few years.

              ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

              modified on Wednesday, February 4, 2009 11:56 AM

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              peterchen
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              The idea was to start the hormone therapy before puberty hits.

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              • P Pierre Leclercq

                This is definitely not kid sister safe. So please move it to the soapbox. So they've added a button to vote to remove messages, they should add one to move a message automatically to the soapbox.

                You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.

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                leppie
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                #30

                It's only not KSS if I said: I would do her! ;P (j/k)

                xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                IronScheme - 1.0 beta 2 - out now!
                ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Not KSS? I dunno it is only about someone with a medical condition that has been cured(?) I just think it odd that they would consider such action at that age. Perhaps one of the Hamsters would be kind enough to move it across?

                  Pierre Leclercq wrote:

                  they should add one to move a message automatically to the soapbox.

                  Perhaps not a bad idea, SUGGESTIONS perhaps. Not exactly censorship, but Alternate Location.

                  ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

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                  Chris Maunder
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                  #31

                  I'll move it for you. And yeah - allowing messages to be moved is high on the TODO list.

                  cheers, Chris Maunder

                  CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                  • P Pierre Leclercq

                    Come on! I am talking about KSS rule. I remember some messages being labeled as not KSS, that were less unsafe. Would you really enjoy discussing this kind of topic with your kid sister? X|

                    You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.

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                    R Giskard Reventlov
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                    #32

                    Enjoy is not the correct word but I would certainly talk to her about it and do not believe that an article in a freely available newspaper shoul dbe censored thrid hand: that is a complete nonsense. You are grossly overeacting to nothing.

                    me, me, me

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                    • R R Giskard Reventlov

                      Enjoy is not the correct word but I would certainly talk to her about it and do not believe that an article in a freely available newspaper shoul dbe censored thrid hand: that is a complete nonsense. You are grossly overeacting to nothing.

                      me, me, me

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                      Pierre Leclercq
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                      #33

                      digital man wrote:

                      do not believe that an article in a freely available newspaper shoul dbe censored

                      I think I have been misread. I did not ask for censorship, just to move the thread to the soapbox where it belongs. There is nothing so big there, and given I have been generously 1 voted, I do not feel I am the one overreacting there. This thread is not KSS, and I think some members also apply the OS or CS rule (office safe or cubicle safe). Since when using the soapbox is considered censorship? :doh: How about those members who systematically get 1 voted, or even more, automatically removed. Now, that is censorship. Quite different from using the soapbox, isn't it?

                      You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.

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                      • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                        I am certain Kuwait is on the top 5 list. Where I worked for two years, I met no less than 3 previously-men who decided that they'd rather be women and had sexchange operations.

                        Don't forget to vote if the response was helpful


                        Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa Unix is a Four Letter Word, and Vi is a Two Letter Abbreviation

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                        Oakman
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                        #34

                        Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                        I met no less than 3 previously-men who decided that they'd rather be women

                        So, anybody get lucky?

                        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          dan neely wrote:

                          As long as the shrinks are willing to sign off on it,

                          That's like saying "Well, that Madoff guy said this was a good deal, so that's good enough for me." The shrinks are as much in the dark as we are...

                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                          -----
                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                          Ilion
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                          #35

                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                          The shrinks are as much in the dark as we are...

                          I would say that in general shrinks are even more in the dark.

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Not KSS? I dunno it is only about someone with a medical condition that has been cured(?) I just think it odd that they would consider such action at that age. Perhaps one of the Hamsters would be kind enough to move it across?

                            Pierre Leclercq wrote:

                            they should add one to move a message automatically to the soapbox.

                            Perhaps not a bad idea, SUGGESTIONS perhaps. Not exactly censorship, but Alternate Location.

                            ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

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                            Oakman
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                            #36

                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            Not exactly censorship, but Alternate Location.

                            I just wish we'd stop claiming we are protecting our kid sisters (mine is in her 50's) and admit we are protecting our less sophisticated members.

                            Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                            • D Dan Neely

                              As long as the shrinks are willing to sign off on it, I don't have a problem with it. We can redesign a persons plumbing, we can't rewire their brain (setting aside the ethical question of if we should).

                              Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                              Shog9 0
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                              dan neely wrote:

                              We can redesign a persons plumbing

                              Can't really do that either. It's cosmetic surgery and hormone therapy; more "Pimp My Ride" than "Monster Garage". I can't help but think this will end up in the textbooks right next to ice-pick lobotomies and bloodletting.

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                              • P Pierre Leclercq

                                digital man wrote:

                                do not believe that an article in a freely available newspaper shoul dbe censored

                                I think I have been misread. I did not ask for censorship, just to move the thread to the soapbox where it belongs. There is nothing so big there, and given I have been generously 1 voted, I do not feel I am the one overreacting there. This thread is not KSS, and I think some members also apply the OS or CS rule (office safe or cubicle safe). Since when using the soapbox is considered censorship? :doh: How about those members who systematically get 1 voted, or even more, automatically removed. Now, that is censorship. Quite different from using the soapbox, isn't it?

                                You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.

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                                Oakman
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                                Pierre Leclercq wrote:

                                Now, that is censorship.

                                No, it isn't. Censorship is when the government determines what can and cannot be published or displayed. This website is private property. The rules about what should be posted here are ultimately in the hands of Chris and he can delete any and or all posts made here without doing anything but exercising his right to control his property. He has chosen, for reasons that are good and suffient to him, to delegate some of that power to the members of this site. He has given the members a tool that allows us to vote to make troll-posts and posting-trolls go away. If enough of us vote in favor of deleting someone's message then it disappears into the void. Because Chris wants it that way. So, if you have a problem with deleting messages, take it up with Chris. tell him he's not running his website to your satisfaction - and let me know how that works for you, OK? As to being 1-voted: tell it to the hand.

                                Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                                  dan neely wrote:

                                  We can redesign a persons plumbing

                                  Can't really do that either. It's cosmetic surgery and hormone therapy; more "Pimp My Ride" than "Monster Garage". I can't help but think this will end up in the textbooks right next to ice-pick lobotomies and bloodletting.

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                                  Oakman
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                                  #39

                                  Shog9 wrote:

                                  more "Pimp My Ride"

                                  the number of double entendres you were able to pack into that phrase is impressive.

                                  Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                                  • O Oakman

                                    Pierre Leclercq wrote:

                                    Now, that is censorship.

                                    No, it isn't. Censorship is when the government determines what can and cannot be published or displayed. This website is private property. The rules about what should be posted here are ultimately in the hands of Chris and he can delete any and or all posts made here without doing anything but exercising his right to control his property. He has chosen, for reasons that are good and suffient to him, to delegate some of that power to the members of this site. He has given the members a tool that allows us to vote to make troll-posts and posting-trolls go away. If enough of us vote in favor of deleting someone's message then it disappears into the void. Because Chris wants it that way. So, if you have a problem with deleting messages, take it up with Chris. tell him he's not running his website to your satisfaction - and let me know how that works for you, OK? As to being 1-voted: tell it to the hand.

                                    Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                                    Pierre Leclercq
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                                    Oakman wrote:

                                    Because Chris wants it that way.

                                    Perfectly fine with me.

                                    Oakman wrote:

                                    So, if you have a problem with deleting messages, take it up with Chris. tell him he's not running his website to your satisfaction - and let me know how that works for you, OK?

                                    No I do not. I was just stressing the fact my request to move a thread to the soapbox was rather inocuous, and was no censorship at all. And my point was it was less important than deleting someone's message(s), so thank you for feeding my mill, as you are saying even this is no censorship.

                                    Oakman wrote:

                                    As to being 1-voted: tell it to the hand.

                                    I was just saying people (at least some of them) had expressed copiously their thought about my post. And how about the suggestion of adding a voting button similar to the "Remove this message", but like "Move this thread to the soapbox"?

                                    You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.

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                                    • P Pierre Leclercq

                                      Awright, so I will do some real profanities then, and this thread will be moved to the soapbox.

                                      void func()
                                      {
                                      ::MessageBox(NULL, L"func", L"", MB_OK);
                                      }

                                      void func1()
                                      {
                                      ::MessageBox(NULL, L"func1", L"", MB_OK);
                                      }

                                      void func2()
                                      {
                                      ::MessageBox(NULL, L"func2", L"", MB_OK);
                                      }

                                      void (*metafunc1())()
                                      {
                                      return func;
                                      }

                                      void (*metafunc2())()
                                      {
                                      return func1;
                                      }

                                      void (*metafunc3())()
                                      {
                                      return func2;
                                      }

                                      void main()
                                      {
                                      void (*(*ptr[])())() =
                                      {
                                      metafunc1,
                                      metafunc2,
                                      metafunc3
                                      };

                                      (\*ptr\[0\])()();
                                      (\*ptr\[1\])()();
                                      (\*ptr\[2\])()();
                                      

                                      }

                                      So is this rude enough now ? I can do worse if you are not convinced.

                                      You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.

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                                      Pierre Leclercq
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                                      #41

                                      Come on! who 1 voted this message? For sure, someone who has absolutely no sense of humour...

                                      You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        Expertsexchange?[^] I mean, 16! Hey ho, but someone may be in for a shock in a few years.

                                        ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

                                        modified on Wednesday, February 4, 2009 11:56 AM

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                                        Christian Graus
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                                        #42

                                        Well, what 16 yo boy DOESN'T think about what it would be like to have, erm, girl parts ?

                                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                                        • O Oakman

                                          Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                                          I met no less than 3 previously-men who decided that they'd rather be women

                                          So, anybody get lucky?

                                          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                                          Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #43

                                          Not a clue. I left that hateful country years ago.

                                          Don't forget to vote if the response was helpful


                                          Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa Unix is a Four Letter Word, and Vi is a Two Letter Abbreviation

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