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I don't know what to say about this! [modified]

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  • P Pierre Leclercq

    Awright, so I will do some real profanities then, and this thread will be moved to the soapbox.

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    So is this rude enough now ? I can do worse if you are not convinced.

    You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.

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    Pierre Leclercq
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    Come on! who 1 voted this message? For sure, someone who has absolutely no sense of humour...

    You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Expertsexchange?[^] I mean, 16! Hey ho, but someone may be in for a shock in a few years.

      ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

      modified on Wednesday, February 4, 2009 11:56 AM

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      Christian Graus
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      Well, what 16 yo boy DOESN'T think about what it would be like to have, erm, girl parts ?

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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      • O Oakman

        Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

        I met no less than 3 previously-men who decided that they'd rather be women

        So, anybody get lucky?

        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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        Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
        wrote on last edited by
        #43

        Not a clue. I left that hateful country years ago.

        Don't forget to vote if the response was helpful


        Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa Unix is a Four Letter Word, and Vi is a Two Letter Abbreviation

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        • S Shog9 0

          dan neely wrote:

          We can redesign a persons plumbing

          Can't really do that either. It's cosmetic surgery and hormone therapy; more "Pimp My Ride" than "Monster Garage". I can't help but think this will end up in the textbooks right next to ice-pick lobotomies and bloodletting.

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          leckey 0
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          #44

          But if it makes a person feel better about themselves, gives them more confidence, how is that any different than any other elective cosmetic surgery?

          Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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          • L leckey 0

            But if it makes a person feel better about themselves, gives them more confidence, how is that any different than any other elective cosmetic surgery?

            Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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            Shog9 0
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            leckey wrote:

            But if it makes a person feel better about themselves, gives them more confidence, how is that any different than any other elective cosmetic surgery?

            It isn't. That's kinda my point, regardless of how the subjects feel about themselves afterward - it is entirely superfluous, like getting a face lift or dying your hair. Somewhat more destructive of course, but no less pointless. If an adult wants to put themselves through that out of hope for some nebulous sense of self, then whatever; adults do all sorts of bizarre things to themselves trying to find happiness... a few even claim to have actually managed it. But to subject or encourage an adolescent in your care to such an operation... that seems cruel, bordering on malicious. I caught an interview a few weeks back with some guy whose step-mom had him lobotomized when he was 12. Chilling stuff. He doesn't blame her, sounded almost to have blamed himself for being such an unruly child as to have left her with little choice. We have, i believe, an almost limitless ability to justify and encourage the brutal aspects of our nature, shrouding our true motivations in the noblest of words. It is only after time fades these words into quaint anachronisms that we recognize our predecessors' bestial acts for what they were.

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            • O Oakman

              Shog9 wrote:

              more "Pimp My Ride"

              the number of double entendres you were able to pack into that phrase is impressive.

              Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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              Shog9 0
              wrote on last edited by
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              :-\

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