Humour at the UN...

[R Giskard Reventlov]

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile. A representative from Israel began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them.' The Palestinian representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't there then.' The Israeli representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'

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[Lost User]

And so if the original inhabitant, were they Hittites or some such, turn up they have the right to displace the Jews in Israel?

Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

[randprin]

fat_boy wrote:

And so if the original inhabitant, were they Hittites or some such, turn up they have the right to displace the Jews in Israel?

you should read the bible more, with the exception of a few lovely maidens the israelites (aided by oh so mighty blood thirsty God) wiped out all the previous residents of the area. so there's no real chance of any of them coming around to complain.

[R Giskard Reventlov]

Get a fucking sense of humour you humourless, anti-semitic twat.

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[Lost User]

Fuck off you jewish retard.

Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

[Lost User]

Oh by the way that isnt me voting you 1. (PS, I dont think people around here understand our sense of humour!):suss:

Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

[R Giskard Reventlov]

No, they don't so we get spanked for it. C'est la vie...

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[Oakman]

Brilliant!

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