Life: A terminal Condition

[Brady Kelly]

DURBAN. Convicted fraudster Schabir Shaik has reportedly survived his first night back in his luxury Durban mansion after serving 84 days of his 15-year prison sentence. Shaik's doctors have confirmed that he is in the final stages of a terminal condition called "life", and that the condition is irreversible. "We can only pray he makes it through the next 30 years," said one.[^]

[DRHuff]

Life: Not just a terminal condition but a sexually transmitted disease that is 100% fatal. :-D

I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended. I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended. Dave

[Oakman]

DRHuff wrote:

a sexually transmitted disease that is 100% fatal

I thought it was tomatoes that killed everybody. No-one who ate tomatoes before 1870 is still alive, you know.

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[Oakman]

Just don't start talking about your bowel movements. :mad:

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