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    A sys admin friend of mine decided to join the army and put in for sniper training. The first day on the range he's asked to fire six shots; not one hits the target. His range instructor radio's him: "DID YOU FIRE SIX SHOTS", "Yes sir I did" he replies. "WELL NOT ONE OF YOUR SHOTS HIT THE DAMN TARGET" the instructor bellows at him! The tech wonders to himself, then places his finger over the end of the barrel and pulls the trigger, promptly blowing his finger off! He yells over the radio, "THEY'RE LEAVING HERE FINE - THE TROUBLE MUST BE AT YOUR END"!

    Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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      A sys admin friend of mine decided to join the army and put in for sniper training. The first day on the range he's asked to fire six shots; not one hits the target. His range instructor radio's him: "DID YOU FIRE SIX SHOTS", "Yes sir I did" he replies. "WELL NOT ONE OF YOUR SHOTS HIT THE DAMN TARGET" the instructor bellows at him! The tech wonders to himself, then places his finger over the end of the barrel and pulls the trigger, promptly blowing his finger off! He yells over the radio, "THEY'RE LEAVING HERE FINE - THE TROUBLE MUST BE AT YOUR END"!

      Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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      :thumbsup::thumbsup:

      Yusuf Oh didn't you notice, analogous to square roots, they recently introduced rectangular, circular, and diamond roots to determine the size of the corresponding shapes when given the area. Luc Pattyn[^]

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