Worst Joke.
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ooooo, I have a really bad one: Two cars are driving from LA to Las Vegas. One car has a group of gay guys, the other has a group of gay girls. Which car gets to Vegas first? Answer: the girls, because the girls are doing 69 the whole way, and the guys are still at home packing their shit. --Mike-- Just released - RightClick-Encrypt v1.4 - Adds fast & easy file encryption to Explorer My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm
ROFLMAO! Jeremy Falcon Imputek "In fact it is quite simple, men and women both only want one thing - what they can't have!" - phykell
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But there's an equivalent version too What's that useless bit of skin on the end of a penis called? -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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If we're going for sick.. How do you know when vegetable soup has finished cooking? The wheelchairs float to the surface. ..or.. What's red and sits in the corner of a fish and chip shop? An abortion of chips (both pretty nasty) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
benjymous wrote: How do you know when vegetable soup has finished cooking? The wheelchairs float to the surface. That one's evil. ;) benjymous wrote: What's red and sits in the corner of a fish and chip shop? An abortion of chips That's really sick! X| Preferred storyline: - I am your father. Search your feelings and you'll know it's the truth. Together we can rule this galaxy like father and son. - Ok dad. Let's kick some butt!
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I hope you know that you've probably placed yourself on the militant feminists top 10 hitlist. ;) Chris Losinger wrote: well, i'll let someone else answer it. it offends even me... That won't let you off the hook. ;) Preferred storyline: - I am your father. Search your feelings and you'll know it's the truth. Together we can rule this galaxy like father and son. - Ok dad. Let's kick some butt!
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I hope you know that you've probably placed yourself on the militant feminists top 10 hitlist. It's funny though, how on womany (is there such a word) chat-shows, they slag men off for the full duration of the show, calling them useless at virtually everything. Yet make a generalised joke about women on television and the show gets 1000+ complaints.
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SIMON WALTON
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Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I hope you know that you've probably placed yourself on the militant feminists top 10 hitlist. It's funny though, how on womany (is there such a word) chat-shows, they slag men off for the full duration of the show, calling them useless at virtually everything. Yet make a generalised joke about women on television and the show gets 1000+ complaints.
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SIMON WALTON
SONORK ID 100.10024I'd say feminism is just as bad as chauvinism/masculinism. Why can't we all settle for humanism? I know women were/are treated like dirt by idiot men. I don't look down on women. I am a man and thus labeled by rabid feminists as "potential raper". Preferred storyline: - I am your father. Search your feelings and you'll know it's the truth. Together we can rule this galaxy like father and son. - Ok dad. Let's kick some butt!
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Whats the worst joke you can think of ? Can you beat this. Q: Why do women fake Orgasms? A: Because they think men care. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
Two sausages in a frying pan. One says "Phew, it's hot in here isn't it.". The other replies, "Shit, a talking sausage!"
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SIMON WALTON
SONORK ID 100.10024