Seriously, why are five (and counting) trolls

Ilion

Seriously, why are five (and counting) pathetic trolls of "the community" still begging and pleading to be noticed by me? And even by CSS. This is a great mystery.

soap brain

:) Shut up now.

Ilion

I seem to supply something that you need ... even, apparently, when I'm meaning to give nothing of myself. What is that, I wonder?

Ilion

"Community" trolls (so far) who cannot stay away: 1 DryRot, the Punked Splinter 2 Passive-Aggressive Pussy-man 3 Robotic (mindless) Dave 4 Richard A. Abbot (sorry about that; it's not entirely my fault that you are so bland of personality that I can't think of a nickname for you) 5 Gaylord, the Twit edit: 6: the Pompomboi

modified on Wednesday, June 17, 2009 10:24 AM

pompeyboy2 · modified on Wednesday, June 17, 2009 10:24 AM

Ilíon wrote:

who cannot stay away:

Nobody has to stay away from here its a free forum for everyone. I think your getting confused with soapbox 1.0 this isnt a free forum and one of the rules are no trolls. Just glad to clear that up for you.

Ilion

I'm sorry, I forgot all about the Pompomboi. But then, I never even knew there *was* a Pompomboi until yesterday. And, well, the sort is so forgettable, after all.

Oakman

Ilíon wrote:

This is a great mystery.

I'd explain it to you, but it would take too long. Too many great conversations over in the Soapbox 1.0. But you be polite, hear? Christian and I are still the managers of this forum and we don't want to have to start deleting your posts.

Jon Soap Box 1.0: the first, the original, reborn troll-less

Ilion

Oakman wrote:

I'd explain it to you, but it would take too long.

That is one drawback of your limited vocabulary, isn't it?

Oakman wrote:

Too many great conversations over in the Soapbox 1.0.

But, of course. That's why you're *here*

Oakman wrote:

But you be polite, hear? Christian and I are still the managers of this forum and we don't want to have to start deleting your posts.

There has never been a need to delete any post I've ever made. We all know this. We also all know that you are a troll.

Dalek Dave

Well Said that Man!

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Dalek Dave · modified on Wednesday, June 17, 2009 10:24 AM

Ah, bless, the Friendless Virgin is trying to be clever. But hey, it'll soon be time for work again, rev up the bike, and get them pizzas delivered. Loser!

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Oakman

Dalek Dave wrote:

Well Said that Man!

Thanks, Yoda.

Jon Soap Box 1.0: the first, the original, reborn troll-less

Ilion

Dalek Dave wrote:

Ah, bless, the Friendless Virgin is trying to be clever.

"Yoda" can recognize cleverness? Well!

Dalek Dave wrote:

But hey, it'll soon be time for work again, rev up the bike, and get them pizzas delivered. Loser!

What a perverse mind-set your sort always has toward honest labor and those who labor. But, once again, why are you here? I hear that there are all sorts of real and intellectually stimulating converstions going on under the slimy rock under which you all have slithered. Am I misinformed? Or do you just miss me?

Lost User · modified on Wednesday, June 17, 2009 10:24 AM

Ilíon wrote:

4 Richard A. Abbot (sorry about that; it's not entirely my fault that you are so bland of personality that I can't think of

Well Mr. Wurzel Gummidge stand-in, perhaps you should try harder by putting your thinking head on then, that's assuming you haven't forgot when you left it. :zzz:

Oakman

Converations in the back room[^]

Jon Soap Box 1.0: the first, the original, reborn troll-less

Ilion

There would still be the problem that you are so bland of personality :sigh: ; I certainly can't fix that for you.