Just doing my bit to put the Bastard back in British Telecom
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(warning: abusive language may follow) Looking at my current contract with them I cannot be charged for extranous use of the service (they will just kill my account instead), so starting as soon as I am officially notified of BTo's new TOS I will be making damned sure to milk every last penny they have extorted from me. And make no mistake - last month will be the last time they will ever see my name on their bank statement. I may till now have only been a low bandwidth user but come doomsday I will be quite happy to continuously abuse my privalleges for as long as it takes them to pull the cord. And I can do this without breaking my contract insofar as their get-out clause covers me. Bless them - they think of everything. I just really hope they either kill me shortly after my next billing period or else kill me and then charge my credit card - that way I will either have a compelling case for conspiracy to defraud or else straightforward theft. Now I am not picky, either of them will suit me just fine. Once bitten, twice shy... well this is the umpteenth time they have fucked me over and it is about time they learnt that when they fuck with David Wulff they fuck with themselves. I can be quite a devious arsehole when I put my mind to it, moreso when I have a cause to fight.
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Pro wrestling is entertainment for the unentertained unentertainable.
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(warning: abusive language may follow) Looking at my current contract with them I cannot be charged for extranous use of the service (they will just kill my account instead), so starting as soon as I am officially notified of BTo's new TOS I will be making damned sure to milk every last penny they have extorted from me. And make no mistake - last month will be the last time they will ever see my name on their bank statement. I may till now have only been a low bandwidth user but come doomsday I will be quite happy to continuously abuse my privalleges for as long as it takes them to pull the cord. And I can do this without breaking my contract insofar as their get-out clause covers me. Bless them - they think of everything. I just really hope they either kill me shortly after my next billing period or else kill me and then charge my credit card - that way I will either have a compelling case for conspiracy to defraud or else straightforward theft. Now I am not picky, either of them will suit me just fine. Once bitten, twice shy... well this is the umpteenth time they have fucked me over and it is about time they learnt that when they fuck with David Wulff they fuck with themselves. I can be quite a devious arsehole when I put my mind to it, moreso when I have a cause to fight.
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Pro wrestling is entertainment for the unentertained unentertainable.
The line must be drawn HERE! This far, no further! They must pay for what they've done! Go kick some Borg Technology ass brother! -- Giles wrote: You Scandinavians invaded my home land, like 1500 (+-500) years ago, and kept coming back for more. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Viking Tour, England, 15th July 563. Ticket price: £10 Sold out!
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(warning: abusive language may follow) Looking at my current contract with them I cannot be charged for extranous use of the service (they will just kill my account instead), so starting as soon as I am officially notified of BTo's new TOS I will be making damned sure to milk every last penny they have extorted from me. And make no mistake - last month will be the last time they will ever see my name on their bank statement. I may till now have only been a low bandwidth user but come doomsday I will be quite happy to continuously abuse my privalleges for as long as it takes them to pull the cord. And I can do this without breaking my contract insofar as their get-out clause covers me. Bless them - they think of everything. I just really hope they either kill me shortly after my next billing period or else kill me and then charge my credit card - that way I will either have a compelling case for conspiracy to defraud or else straightforward theft. Now I am not picky, either of them will suit me just fine. Once bitten, twice shy... well this is the umpteenth time they have fucked me over and it is about time they learnt that when they fuck with David Wulff they fuck with themselves. I can be quite a devious arsehole when I put my mind to it, moreso when I have a cause to fight.
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Pro wrestling is entertainment for the unentertained unentertainable.
David Wulff wrote: when they f*** with David Wulff they f*** with themselves I don't know why but I'm getting this real angry vibe that I don't usually associate with you, David. ;P Nice to see you're just human like the rest of us :laugh:. That said, I hear BT can break the best of us. So, what did you think of the new Basil Brush show? And why didn't you warn me Dalziel and Pascoe was back on... you know I don't pay attention to the BBC and I had to put up with a night of sulking from the missus when she realised we were missing it (and why is it the only show on BBC not repeated on Choice withing a couple of days?). Paul
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David Wulff wrote: when they f*** with David Wulff they f*** with themselves I don't know why but I'm getting this real angry vibe that I don't usually associate with you, David. ;P Nice to see you're just human like the rest of us :laugh:. That said, I hear BT can break the best of us. So, what did you think of the new Basil Brush show? And why didn't you warn me Dalziel and Pascoe was back on... you know I don't pay attention to the BBC and I had to put up with a night of sulking from the missus when she realised we were missing it (and why is it the only show on BBC not repeated on Choice withing a couple of days?). Paul
Paul Riley wrote: So, what did you think of the new Basil Brush show? Well if the original was anything like the new version then it certianly explains a lot of problems with past generations. :suss: IMHO it was bloody appauling and I shall not be watching it again. Paul Riley wrote: And why didn't you warn me Dalziel and Pascoe was back on You missed it! :omg: You poor little thing! ;P Paul Riley wrote: and why is it the only show on BBC not repeated on Choice withing a couple of days? I don't know - I don't get Choice.
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Pro wrestling is entertainment for the unentertained unentertainable.
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Paul Riley wrote: So, what did you think of the new Basil Brush show? Well if the original was anything like the new version then it certianly explains a lot of problems with past generations. :suss: IMHO it was bloody appauling and I shall not be watching it again. Paul Riley wrote: And why didn't you warn me Dalziel and Pascoe was back on You missed it! :omg: You poor little thing! ;P Paul Riley wrote: and why is it the only show on BBC not repeated on Choice withing a couple of days? I don't know - I don't get Choice.
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Pro wrestling is entertainment for the unentertained unentertainable.
David Wulff wrote: Well if the original was anything like the new version then it certianly explains a lot of problems with past generations. Quite. I can't believe it was in any way the same. As a child I wasn't easily impressed by stuff like that and yet Basil Brush was one of my favourites. Told you it wasn't necessarily a good thing. X| David Wulff wrote: You missed it! You poor little thing! :-D I'm not amused, really, I'm not. Is there anything I should know before watching next week's? Paul