Sorry, but unloungable joke.
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My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up. She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single fucking day. Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
If I could give it 5, I would. :laugh:
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My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up. She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single fucking day. Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
Locale! :confused:
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If I could give it 5, I would. :laugh:
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Why can't you? Oew, my bad. :-O
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Locale! :confused:
I have been trying for weeks to get this little site indexed. If you wonder what it is, or would like some informal accommodation for the 2010 World Cup, please click on this link for Rhino Cottages.
It's Scooby-Doo :sigh:
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
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Why can't you? Oew, my bad. :-O
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I've used up my budget for decimal numbers for the month. I thought I was going to have to rely on my emergency supply of 0s and 1s, but I managed to swap some fax noises for some octal digits, which should arrive bu email tomorrow.
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punch line there, I've missed it. Might be the English(UK) to English(American) translation perhaps. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
I confess, it took me a moment.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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Haha, beautiful! You know, every time I think of that show, I instead think of the scene containing this line: "Yo, yo, yo! Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down! And I've got just the thing for that... We call it... Doobie snacks!"
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)
Ian Shlasko wrote:
Doobie snacks
wernt they scoobie snacks? or am i missing something?
Go away and research the subject, analyze the options for and against, understand the problem and them come back when you agree with me.
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
Doobie snacks
wernt they scoobie snacks? or am i missing something?
Go away and research the subject, analyze the options for and against, understand the problem and them come back when you agree with me.
Alex hogarth wrote:
or am i missing something?
Yep. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261392/[^] They parodied it briefly.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)
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Alex hogarth wrote:
or am i missing something?
Yep. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261392/[^] They parodied it briefly.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)
ok that one missed me completely will stick to Running around robbing banks all wacked off of Scooby Snacks!
Go away and research the subject, analyze the options for and against, understand the problem and them come back when you agree with me.
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ok that one missed me completely will stick to Running around robbing banks all wacked off of Scooby Snacks!
Go away and research the subject, analyze the options for and against, understand the problem and them come back when you agree with me.
hehe was listening to funlovin criminals for some reason last night.
