Jordan's "Rape"
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So, Jordan has been contacted by police after claiming in a magazine column to have been raped years ago by an unnamed celebrity. The investigating officers will request that she make a formal complaint; under caution that, should she have made the whole thing up as a publicity stunt, she may be liable to face prosecution for wasting police time. It's all kinda backfired on you now, hasn't it? I reckon you should just go with the safe bet, and claim that it was Patrick Swayze.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
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So, Jordan has been contacted by police after claiming in a magazine column to have been raped years ago by an unnamed celebrity. The investigating officers will request that she make a formal complaint; under caution that, should she have made the whole thing up as a publicity stunt, she may be liable to face prosecution for wasting police time. It's all kinda backfired on you now, hasn't it? I reckon you should just go with the safe bet, and claim that it was Patrick Swayze.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
I was expecting a political comment about the middle east. Celebrities make me sick.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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So, Jordan has been contacted by police after claiming in a magazine column to have been raped years ago by an unnamed celebrity. The investigating officers will request that she make a formal complaint; under caution that, should she have made the whole thing up as a publicity stunt, she may be liable to face prosecution for wasting police time. It's all kinda backfired on you now, hasn't it? I reckon you should just go with the safe bet, and claim that it was Patrick Swayze.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
This is jordan - maybe Keith Floyd would be more suitable
Go away and research the subject, analyze the options for and against, understand the problem and them come back when you agree with me.
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So, Jordan has been contacted by police after claiming in a magazine column to have been raped years ago by an unnamed celebrity. The investigating officers will request that she make a formal complaint; under caution that, should she have made the whole thing up as a publicity stunt, she may be liable to face prosecution for wasting police time. It's all kinda backfired on you now, hasn't it? I reckon you should just go with the safe bet, and claim that it was Patrick Swayze.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
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While I'm not the most up on "pop culture," I do generally at least recognize the names. Apparently, she really does need the publicity.
Also known as Katie Price. Former (?) topless model for the Sun. Went on "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here", where she met Peter Andre. She dumped her previous boyfriend, and married Andre. They went on to release one or two rubbish songs, and make a program about their adventures in the USA. Later released a sequel to that program, where they argued a lot and divorced. She's got multiple children by multiple fathers; one of them has special needs. She's got a lot of autobiographies for somebody who hasn't really done much with her life. I think she's remarried, but that's just conjecture.
OSDev :)
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Also known as Katie Price. Former (?) topless model for the Sun. Went on "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here", where she met Peter Andre. She dumped her previous boyfriend, and married Andre. They went on to release one or two rubbish songs, and make a program about their adventures in the USA. Later released a sequel to that program, where they argued a lot and divorced. She's got multiple children by multiple fathers; one of them has special needs. She's got a lot of autobiographies for somebody who hasn't really done much with her life. I think she's remarried, but that's just conjecture.
OSDev :)
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So, Jordan has been contacted by police after claiming in a magazine column to have been raped years ago by an unnamed celebrity. The investigating officers will request that she make a formal complaint; under caution that, should she have made the whole thing up as a publicity stunt, she may be liable to face prosecution for wasting police time. It's all kinda backfired on you now, hasn't it? I reckon you should just go with the safe bet, and claim that it was Patrick Swayze.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
I thought you were talking about where I live :doh:
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