A Spanish Guy, A Russian Guy, and a Chinese Guy...
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There was this Spanish guy, this Chinese guy and this Russian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, "You're in charge of the cement." The Spanish guy nods, "Si." Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt." The Russian guy nods, "Da." Then he said to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of the supplies." The Chinese guy nods. Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're fired." So they all go off to go get their work done. At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish guy. Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian guy. He looks around for the pile of supplies that would be needed for the next day's work, but can't find it, so he starts getting pretty steamed and hollers "Hey! Where's my supplies?!" Suddenly, the Chinese guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, "SUPPLIES!" Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
*** Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere. ***
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There was this Spanish guy, this Chinese guy and this Russian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, "You're in charge of the cement." The Spanish guy nods, "Si." Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt." The Russian guy nods, "Da." Then he said to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of the supplies." The Chinese guy nods. Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're fired." So they all go off to go get their work done. At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish guy. Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian guy. He looks around for the pile of supplies that would be needed for the next day's work, but can't find it, so he starts getting pretty steamed and hollers "Hey! Where's my supplies?!" Suddenly, the Chinese guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, "SUPPLIES!" Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
*** Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere. ***
Bad Tomasz! Bad Tomasz! Next thing you know you'll be telling Polish jokes. :)
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There was this Spanish guy, this Chinese guy and this Russian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, "You're in charge of the cement." The Spanish guy nods, "Si." Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt." The Russian guy nods, "Da." Then he said to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of the supplies." The Chinese guy nods. Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're fired." So they all go off to go get their work done. At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish guy. Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian guy. He looks around for the pile of supplies that would be needed for the next day's work, but can't find it, so he starts getting pretty steamed and hollers "Hey! Where's my supplies?!" Suddenly, the Chinese guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, "SUPPLIES!" Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
*** Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere. ***
Oh my, this one has me in tears! You brought back that image of the female chinese restaurant owner from the film Mickey blue Eyes ("me not waitress me owner now eat fucking cookie"). :-D
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors...
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Oh my, this one has me in tears! You brought back that image of the female chinese restaurant owner from the film Mickey blue Eyes ("me not waitress me owner now eat fucking cookie"). :-D
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors...
I have to admit, I had no interest in that film but I was flicking through the channels in a hotel in Illinois a couple of years back and stumbled into it at exactly that point. I laughed so hard it hurt and rarely stopped until the film ended. Classic. Paul