Innocent boy
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A First Grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the third Grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third Grade too!" The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first standard and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agrees to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third standard should know.The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third standard." The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree. The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment, "Legs." Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question! Harry replied, "Pockets." Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid ? Harry: Coconut The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge. Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft andsticky ? Harry: Bubblegum The Principal said to stop this session, but the teacher continued. Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, answer me. Harry: Yep. Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Harry: tent Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.The best man always has me first. Principal was looking restless and bit tensed. Harry: wedding ring Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me you feel good. Harry: nose Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Harry: arrow Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K'that means a lot of excitement? Harry: "Firetruck"
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A First Grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the third Grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third Grade too!" The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first standard and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agrees to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third standard should know.The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third standard." The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree. The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment, "Legs." Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question! Harry replied, "Pockets." Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid ? Harry: Coconut The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge. Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft andsticky ? Harry: Bubblegum The Principal said to stop this session, but the teacher continued. Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, answer me. Harry: Yep. Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Harry: tent Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.The best man always has me first. Principal was looking restless and bit tensed. Harry: wedding ring Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me you feel good. Harry: nose Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Harry: arrow Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K'that means a lot of excitement? Harry: "Firetruck"
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The following statement about your geekness is true. The previous statement about your geekness is false.
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A First Grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the third Grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third Grade too!" The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first standard and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agrees to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third standard should know.The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third standard." The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree. The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment, "Legs." Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question! Harry replied, "Pockets." Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid ? Harry: Coconut The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge. Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft andsticky ? Harry: Bubblegum The Principal said to stop this session, but the teacher continued. Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, answer me. Harry: Yep. Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Harry: tent Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.The best man always has me first. Principal was looking restless and bit tensed. Harry: wedding ring Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me you feel good. Harry: nose Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Harry: arrow Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K'that means a lot of excitement? Harry: "Firetruck"
Good one. ;) Jeremy Falcon Imputek "Oh no there was a knife in that kitchen drawer and I cut myself - please remove the kitchen." - David Wulff
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A First Grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the third Grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third Grade too!" The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first standard and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agrees to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third standard should know.The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third standard." The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree. The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment, "Legs." Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question! Harry replied, "Pockets." Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid ? Harry: Coconut The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge. Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft andsticky ? Harry: Bubblegum The Principal said to stop this session, but the teacher continued. Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, answer me. Harry: Yep. Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Harry: tent Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.The best man always has me first. Principal was looking restless and bit tensed. Harry: wedding ring Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me you feel good. Harry: nose Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Harry: arrow Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K'that means a lot of excitement? Harry: "Firetruck"
Good joke buddy..... If you love a bird, let it fly; If it loves you it will comeback to you!!
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A First Grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the third Grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third Grade too!" The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first standard and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agrees to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third standard should know.The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third standard." The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree. The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment, "Legs." Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question! Harry replied, "Pockets." Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid ? Harry: Coconut The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge. Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft andsticky ? Harry: Bubblegum The Principal said to stop this session, but the teacher continued. Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, answer me. Harry: Yep. Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Harry: tent Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.The best man always has me first. Principal was looking restless and bit tensed. Harry: wedding ring Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me you feel good. Harry: nose Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Harry: arrow Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K'that means a lot of excitement? Harry: "Firetruck"
:-) Regards, Brian Dela :suss: