New World Order
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are faced with a dire situation! Even as we speak, the world is being completely dominated by an organization so heinous... So ruthless... So utterly horrible that they don't even have the common decency to hide among us in secret! Yes, I'm speaking of "humans." They come together in small groups they call "meetings," and in larger ones called "conferences," to discuss how to dominate, exploit, and destroy our beloved planet. These creatures are so filthy that they actually thrive on waste products, consuming some of us and mercilessly slaying others for no apparent reason. Countless millions of our brothers and sisters have died to this menace, and still they grow! We must act now, to protect our rights, before we are nothing but slaves to their vile and sinister goals! As evidence, I submit these[^] audio/video[^] references[^], and ask you all to join the fight against our common enemy! Signed, A really bored tree. (Or a sleep-deprived programmer, whichever is more frightening)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are faced with a dire situation! Even as we speak, the world is being completely dominated by an organization so heinous... So ruthless... So utterly horrible that they don't even have the common decency to hide among us in secret! Yes, I'm speaking of "humans." They come together in small groups they call "meetings," and in larger ones called "conferences," to discuss how to dominate, exploit, and destroy our beloved planet. These creatures are so filthy that they actually thrive on waste products, consuming some of us and mercilessly slaying others for no apparent reason. Countless millions of our brothers and sisters have died to this menace, and still they grow! We must act now, to protect our rights, before we are nothing but slaves to their vile and sinister goals! As evidence, I submit these[^] audio/video[^] references[^], and ask you all to join the fight against our common enemy! Signed, A really bored tree. (Or a sleep-deprived programmer, whichever is more frightening)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)
Bloody hell, trees can converse. I've learnt something new today.
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs." ~ Anon "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein Currently reading: 'The Greatest Show on Earth', by Richard Dawkins.
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Bloody hell, trees can converse. I've learnt something new today.
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs." ~ Anon "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein Currently reading: 'The Greatest Show on Earth', by Richard Dawkins.
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1.21 Gigawatts wrote:
Bloody hell, trees can converse.
No, just someone with a tree's IQ. :laugh:
You know, trees could be very intelligent. *grabs his chainsaw*... All the more reason to kill them before they get any smarter!
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)