Best. Quote. Ever.
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EliottA wrote:
I'm beginning to actually regret browsing the back room.
Yeah, I've been thinking about quitting it. I don't think it brings out the best in me, and it's plain my attempts to get him to seek the help he so plainly needs are not going anywhere.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
It's entertaining, though. When I come into work, feeling like utter crap, knowing that any code I write in this state of mind will inevitably have more bugs than logic, I need a way to pass the time. I should develop a scoring system for BR disputes... Assign positive values to intelligent arguments, and negative values to logical fallacies (Strawmen, false dichotomies, youtube links, etc)... But the results wouldn't be very surprising.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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By fake you mean I saw it with my own eyes and responded to it, so obviously my eyes are in it with the global government illuminati vaccinating eco-fascists?
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You know those car wrecks you can see from a bit down the road? The ones where there is an ambulance, some people shaking their heads and tarps laid out over several things you assume were once a person? Those horrible crashes that you think "I should not be looking at this, this is misery, horror and pain all there laid out." Those same crashes where you find yourself slowing down anyway, because you HAVE to look... CSS is just like that.
The perfect quote for a situation like that: "I'm disgusted and repulsed... and I can't look away." -- Clerks 2 And if you remember the context, it's even funnier.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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By fake you mean I saw it with my own eyes and responded to it, so obviously my eyes are in it with the global government illuminati vaccinating eco-fascists?
It's b/c you were not wearing your tin foil hat....
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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It inspired me to start a list: http://www.codeproject.com/Members/Ian-Shlasko?msg=3288892#xx3288892xx[^]
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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If you're collecting quotes, here's another suggestion:
You are a fallacy. You are incapable of thought.
OSDev :)
Oh right, forgot that one! *adds it in*
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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It's b/c you were not wearing your tin foil hat....
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
dude, I lost that in a card game... to a man wearing a black suit! OH NOES!!!
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It inspired me to start a list: http://www.codeproject.com/Members/Ian-Shlasko?msg=3288892#xx3288892xx[^]
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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I'm a he, if I show you the respect to refer you as an idiot, which you are, then show me the respect to refer to my correct gender.
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He's a thick twat. He was referring to your sex, not your gender. Does he not know the difference? Go Pizza Boy! He is a God, so he could change it! :)
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
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Eh, not bad, but I don't think it quite makes the list... I want some real zingers in there.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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Eh, not bad, but I don't think it quite makes the list... I want some real zingers in there.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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This is just hoarse shit.
CaptainSeeSharp wrote:
This is just hoarse sh*t.
Assuming you actually meant 'horse' (you know that four legged animal that shits a lot), then compared to what? Certainly not the drivel you keep posting here! But to a serious question. Why do you insist on posting all this nonsense to what is, essentially, a programmers' forum? After all, there must be lots of websites where like minded (or contrary minded) individuals actually want to debate these issues.
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CaptainSeeSharp wrote:
This is just hoarse sh*t.
Assuming you actually meant 'horse' (you know that four legged animal that shits a lot), then compared to what? Certainly not the drivel you keep posting here! But to a serious question. Why do you insist on posting all this nonsense to what is, essentially, a programmers' forum? After all, there must be lots of websites where like minded (or contrary minded) individuals actually want to debate these issues.
I am a programmer / geek. Posting in any other forum is like posting to a bunch mindless retards, but maybe it isn't any different here. :rolleyes:
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CaptainSeeSharp wrote:
Disagreeing with me is like disagreeing with God.
Honestly? Anyone else here want to address this one?
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I always preferred the one where he said he could flex his brain!
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Josh Gray wrote:
awwww....Frown
FAIL. You suck.
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Josh Gray wrote:
awwww....Frown
FAIL. You suck.
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Eh, not bad, but I don't think it quite makes the list... I want some real zingers in there.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
I really liked this in response to DD calling him out with a fact or something:
CaptainSeeSharp wrote:
Go guzzle the bottle, then pick the "roll jam" out of your lard rolls and lick your ball grease paste off of your hands.
But I guess the context is what really makes it, so it doesn't stand alone very well. :|
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I am a programmer / geek. Posting in any other forum is like posting to a bunch mindless retards, but maybe it isn't any different here. :rolleyes:
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The perfect quote for a situation like that: "I'm disgusted and repulsed... and I can't look away." -- Clerks 2 And if you remember the context, it's even funnier.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
I do remember that scene. And yea, that is more appropriate for him...
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Unlike global warming, your message and quote was recorded and logged and dispatched to me instantly as a response to my previous post. YOU altered your own post, to a statement just as stupid and idiotic in attempts to cover up a post that was *shock* even more stupid. You can't hide from your own words.
CaptainSeeSharp wrote:
But it means something when you say you have some email that proves that I said something?
Fair enough, what do you say to the others who saw your quote before you edited it? You're a fucking tool.
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EliottA wrote:
You're a fucking tool.
Please don't call him a tool. Tools are useful!!!
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit