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    Dalek Dave
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    How when people see a posting from Captain Kleenex they immediately think "You Tube". I do, but then I have thought of him as a Tube for quite a while. He is now quoting a Dead Singer as a Guru on Current Affairs. Why does Pizza Boy open himself up to public ridicule like this? Has he no friends at all, and somehow thinks that acting like a twat will endear him to us? Get a Life Pizza Boy!

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      How when people see a posting from Captain Kleenex they immediately think "You Tube". I do, but then I have thought of him as a Tube for quite a while. He is now quoting a Dead Singer as a Guru on Current Affairs. Why does Pizza Boy open himself up to public ridicule like this? Has he no friends at all, and somehow thinks that acting like a twat will endear him to us? Get a Life Pizza Boy!

      ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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      I figured him out, "hollywood"!!! he has been brought up with hollywood films as his role model so he think "mmmm iam a geek that cannot get a women/money/life etc" I know i will expose the "govenment/illuminati/masons/rich successfull people" conspiricy that will get me the sexy girl etc (see all hollywood movies for examples) and to be honest I think its probably his best option (if not his only one)

      Go away and research the subject, analyze the options for and against, understand the problem and them come back when you agree with me.

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        How when people see a posting from Captain Kleenex they immediately think "You Tube". I do, but then I have thought of him as a Tube for quite a while. He is now quoting a Dead Singer as a Guru on Current Affairs. Why does Pizza Boy open himself up to public ridicule like this? Has he no friends at all, and somehow thinks that acting like a twat will endear him to us? Get a Life Pizza Boy!

        ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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        He may be a twat, but he's our twat!

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          He may be a twat, but he's our twat!

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          That almost sounds as though he is our property. Perhaps we could auction him off ... no reasonable offer rejected :laugh:

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            That almost sounds as though he is our property. Perhaps we could auction him off ... no reasonable offer rejected :laugh:

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            0x3c0
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            Richard A. Abbott wrote:

            Perhaps we could auction him off ... no reasonable offer rejected

            FTFY

            OSDev :)

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              He may be a twat, but he's our twat!

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              dan sh
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              Richard MacCutchan wrote:

              twat

              I just love this word. Whenever I read this, I imagine of ducks saying twat instead of qauck. twat twat... :laugh: I am thinking of having a song which might become anthem for Twatland.

              50-50-90 rule: Anytime I have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability I'll get it wrong...!!

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                Richard MacCutchan wrote:

                twat

                I just love this word. Whenever I read this, I imagine of ducks saying twat instead of qauck. twat twat... :laugh: I am thinking of having a song which might become anthem for Twatland.

                50-50-90 rule: Anytime I have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability I'll get it wrong...!!

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                You're right, there really is something about it ... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                  How when people see a posting from Captain Kleenex they immediately think "You Tube". I do, but then I have thought of him as a Tube for quite a while. He is now quoting a Dead Singer as a Guru on Current Affairs. Why does Pizza Boy open himself up to public ridicule like this? Has he no friends at all, and somehow thinks that acting like a twat will endear him to us? Get a Life Pizza Boy!

                  ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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                  Funny isn't it that he dismissed me as an elitist, opinionated, snob[^], and yet accepts the Third Viscount Monckton of Brenchley. Christopher Monckton: Old Harrovian, Cambridge, Peer of the Realm, Highland Estate.

                  Bob Emmett Elitist, Opinionated, Snob. Shops at Aldi and the Co-op.

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                    Funny isn't it that he dismissed me as an elitist, opinionated, snob[^], and yet accepts the Third Viscount Monckton of Brenchley. Christopher Monckton: Old Harrovian, Cambridge, Peer of the Realm, Highland Estate.

                    Bob Emmett Elitist, Opinionated, Snob. Shops at Aldi and the Co-op.

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                    Keith Barrow
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                    Bob Emmett wrote:

                    Shops at Aldi and the Co-op.

                    What, is Netto too good for you :-) ?

                    CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!) 37!?!! - Randall, Clerks

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                      Bob Emmett wrote:

                      Shops at Aldi and the Co-op.

                      What, is Netto too good for you :-) ?

                      CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!) 37!?!! - Randall, Clerks

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      keefb wrote:

                      What, is Netto too good for you ?

                      [smug mode on] I don't know about Bob, but I even find Waitrose[^] beneath me. [smug mode off]


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                        Richard A. Abbott wrote:

                        Perhaps we could auction him off ... no reasonable offer rejected

                        FTFY

                        OSDev :)

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        Unfortunatly

                        0x3c0 wrote:

                        [...]no reasonable offer received


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                          keefb wrote:

                          What, is Netto too good for you ?

                          [smug mode on] I don't know about Bob, but I even find Waitrose[^] beneath me. [smug mode off]


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                          I don't know about Bob, but I even find Waitrose[^] beneath me.

                          Fortnum & Mason's?

                          Bob Emmett Hard up Pensioner - donations welcome.

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                            Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                            I don't know about Bob, but I even find Waitrose[^] beneath me.

                            Fortnum & Mason's?

                            Bob Emmett Hard up Pensioner - donations welcome.

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                            Bob Emmett wrote:

                            Fortnum & Mason's?

                            A bit 'trade' don't you think? Urgggh, phhhht, chrks![chokes on plum in mouth].

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                              keefb wrote:

                              What, is Netto too good for you ?

                              [smug mode on] I don't know about Bob, but I even find Waitrose[^] beneath me. [smug mode off]


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              I like Aldi, it keeps the Riff Raff out of Waitrose!

                              ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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                                Bob Emmett wrote:

                                Shops at Aldi and the Co-op.

                                What, is Netto too good for you :-) ?

                                CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!) 37!?!! - Randall, Clerks

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                                Probably! :)

                                Bob Emmett Lidl buy Lidl buy Lidl buy Lidl

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                                  Bob Emmett wrote:

                                  Fortnum & Mason's?

                                  A bit 'trade' don't you think? Urgggh, phhhht, chrks![chokes on plum in mouth].

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  Food Hall at Harrods? But no, that is the equivalent of the Asian Corner Shop isn't it? (Sells most things, is on a corner and is owned by an Asian, I bet he does Ciggies by the singles too!)

                                  ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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                                    I like Aldi, it keeps the Riff Raff out of Waitrose!

                                    ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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                                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                                    I like Aldi, it keeps the Riff Raff out of Waitrose!

                                    Now, now! You know that is Sainsbury's role. I think rummaging through bins is the next step down from Aldi, but I could not bring myself to do that - I'll send the missus.

                                    Bob Emmett Proud to be poor - but willing to swap.

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                                      Food Hall at Harrods? But no, that is the equivalent of the Asian Corner Shop isn't it? (Sells most things, is on a corner and is owned by an Asian, I bet he does Ciggies by the singles too!)

                                      ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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                                      :laugh: :laugh:

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                                        Food Hall at Harrods? But no, that is the equivalent of the Asian Corner Shop isn't it? (Sells most things, is on a corner and is owned by an Asian, I bet he does Ciggies by the singles too!)

                                        ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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                                        Nagy Vilmos
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                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        I bet he does cigars by the singles too

                                        ftfy


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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