It just gets better
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I don't think Captain Kleenex is a real person, I think he is a committee. There is a group sitting in a small room, drinking coffee and performing group masturbation as they work out ways to be complete cocks. This post he has just laid before all is not the product of a single mind, for if it were that mind would be so disfunctional that basic operations like breathing would be nonoperational. No, for the levels of dimness and idiocy we see here is a gestalt mind, a group of mad, uneducated tosspots who having read several pages of crap and watched youtube until their scrotums swelled have decided that regurgitated rubbish, for which they can provide no proof, evidence, or even self beleif, shall become the law in the tiny wank-infested world they inhabit. Pizza Boy himself has been elected Twat-in-Chief and posts endlessly on boring subjects of which he knows nothing, and when this ignorance is pointed out he responds with insults or deflection, both of which are recognised as "Bullshit Indicators". Perhaps when the hive mind has spent itself, spilled all it's seed and has worn out its arm muscles on the endless self-loving and mutual masturbation they may actually get around to reading a whole book, and not one that asks "Where's Spot", and then when it muses on the next bit of assinine bollocks it is about to spew upon the world it will think "No, that would make us look like complete twats". Sadly this does not yet happen, so we are all left with a view of a twat speaking crap from all his multitudenous arseholes.
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No, see, he's actually a government plant, intended to make the conspiracy theorists look like complete morons. An elite agent trained by the best psychologists in the world to convince us beyond a shadow of a doubt that all of the conspiracy theories are fake! Yes, that's right... CSS himself is black propaganda[^]. I bet his paycheck comes directly from the Build-a-burger group, or whatever the hell he called it. He's part of a top-secret conspiracy, comprised of hundreds of thousands of members (Who miraculously failed to leak any concrete information at all) trying to take over the world, kill off the excess population, devalue the currency, fluoridate the water, infect the sick, injure the wounded, kill the dying, and fight global warming!
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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The sad part is that he might not been an entity of neglible intellect to begin with, but clearly he is beyond salvation at this point. It is one thing to be brainwashed to the state where you cling to a belief system based on no evidence whatsoever, it is an entirely different beast to fail to grasp that A) Ctrl-C/Ctrl-V'ing utter garbage from discredited sources will not convince even the most catatonic individual, and B) using deflection and personal attacks as defense for your "theories" proves nothing beyond your in[security¦maturity¦sanity¦credible stupidity]. Finally, taking a stab at his level, I suspect the brainwashing of our dear Captain Chaos was done in a hurry. //L
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Media2r wrote:
It is one thing to be brainwashed to the state where you cling to a belief system based on no evidence whatsoever
Like believers in religion, for instance? :rolleyes:
I wasn't going to say it :)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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I wasn't going to say it :)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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Media2r wrote:
It is one thing to be brainwashed to the state where you cling to a belief system based on no evidence whatsoever
Like believers in religion, for instance? :rolleyes:
I've just realised, we need a lit-match emoticicon ( :flame: ?), for when someone lights the blue touch-paper!
CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!) 37!?!! - Randall, Clerks
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I've just realised, we need a lit-match emoticicon ( :flame: ?), for when someone lights the blue touch-paper!
CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!) 37!?!! - Randall, Clerks
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Neither was I - albeit I do have a heavy arsenal for discussions on that matter as well. ;P //L
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?! YOU DISSING MY RELIGION?!?!?!?! RABBLERABBLERABBLE!!!! I'm still annoyed L. Ron Hubbard won that bet. I like the idea of a nest. Of course polygomy has it's own problems.
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I've just realised, we need a lit-match emoticicon ( :flame: ?), for when someone lights the blue touch-paper!
CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!) 37!?!! - Randall, Clerks
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?! YOU DISSING MY RELIGION?!?!?!?! RABBLERABBLERABBLE!!!! I'm still annoyed L. Ron Hubbard won that bet. I like the idea of a nest. Of course polygomy has it's own problems.
I've said on many occasions that if my novels become popular and someone actually tries to make a religion out of them, I will verbally thrash them to no end. But I would enjoy it. Come to think of it, I hope someone does, because that would be very entertaining.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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I wasn't going to say it :)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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I've just realised, we need a lit-match emoticicon ( :flame: ?), for when someone lights the blue touch-paper!
CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!) 37!?!! - Randall, Clerks
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I've said on many occasions that if my novels become popular and someone actually tries to make a religion out of them, I will verbally thrash them to no end. But I would enjoy it. Come to think of it, I hope someone does, because that would be very entertaining.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
See, now you have gone and made me bookmark a website so I can read said books due to overwleming curiosity. Jerk, you made a sale. ;)
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Done!
CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!) 37!?!! - Randall, Clerks
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Done!
CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!) 37!?!! - Randall, Clerks
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?! YOU DISSING MY RELIGION?!?!?!?! RABBLERABBLERABBLE!!!! I'm still annoyed L. Ron Hubbard won that bet. I like the idea of a nest. Of course polygomy has it's own problems.
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See, now you have gone and made me bookmark a website so I can read said books due to overwleming curiosity. Jerk, you made a sale. ;)
Well, my books aren't actually ABOUT religion, and the one religion described is actually a cult, but it has its own myths about how the universes were created and such. I mean if the scientologists can make a religion out of intergalactic overlords, aliens being dropped into volcanoes, and brainwashed souls in neanderthal bodies (Just google "OT3"), then I'm sure some idiot could turn my story into a religion.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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Being Nordic I have a good response to that one (assuming by "my religion" you were implying christianity): Your religious leader got nailed to a cross. My religious leader wields a hammer. Any questions? ;P //L
+5!
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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Well, my books aren't actually ABOUT religion, and the one religion described is actually a cult, but it has its own myths about how the universes were created and such. I mean if the scientologists can make a religion out of intergalactic overlords, aliens being dropped into volcanoes, and brainwashed souls in neanderthal bodies (Just google "OT3"), then I'm sure some idiot could turn my story into a religion.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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I have a new plan for the rest of my life! :-D
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I have a new plan for the rest of my life! :-D
*gulp*
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)