BJOTD
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An old man was sitting on a bench at the local park. A young man walked up and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in different colours; green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared at him. The young man turned to him and said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and fucked a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. My :badger:'s gonna unleash hell on your ass. :badger:tastic!
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An old man was sitting on a bench at the local park. A young man walked up and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in different colours; green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared at him. The young man turned to him and said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and fucked a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. My :badger:'s gonna unleash hell on your ass. :badger:tastic!
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"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." Robert Heinlein