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    Dalek Dave
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    Why don't Germans play golf? Every time they get into a bunker, they commit suicide.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      Why don't Germans play golf? Every time they get into a bunker, they commit suicide.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Why don't Germans Austrians play golf?

      FTFY Ah, Pedantry, thy name is Emmett. :)

      Bob Emmett CSS: I don't intend to be a technical writing, I intend to be a software engineer.

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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        Why don't Germans Austrians play golf?

        FTFY Ah, Pedantry, thy name is Emmett. :)

        Bob Emmett CSS: I don't intend to be a technical writing, I intend to be a software engineer.

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        Dalek Dave
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        Accurate, but not as funny I think.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          Why don't Germans play golf? Every time they get into a bunker, they commit suicide.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          R Giskard Reventlov
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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          Every time they get into a bunker, they commit suicide.

          They can't afford to lose any more balls.

          me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            Every time they get into a bunker, they commit suicide.

            They can't afford to lose any more balls.

            me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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            Dalek Dave
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            Vor you Jonny, ze Var round is Over!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              Vor you Jonny, ze Var round is Over!

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              Smithers Jones
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              [Basil-Fawlty-voice] Don't mention the war. [/voice]

              "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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                Vor you Jonny, ze Var round is Over!

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                R Giskard Reventlov
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                I was alluding to: Hitler has only got 1 ball, the other, etc, etc... I guess that went down like a Panzer in Paris...

                me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                  I was alluding to: Hitler has only got 1 ball, the other, etc, etc... I guess that went down like a Panzer in Paris...

                  me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                  ragnaroknrol
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                  digital man wrote:

                  I was alluding to: Hitler has only got 1 ball, the other, etc, etc... I guess that went down like a Panzer (so many jokes about French women or military units, so little time) in Paris...

                  It's too early to choose. pick your own!

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                    Accurate, but not as funny I think.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    Single Step Debugger
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                    And he had been a corporal like you…and me Edit: Typo

                    The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

                    modified on Friday, April 9, 2010 3:38 PM

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                      And he had been a corporal like you…and me Edit: Typo

                      The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

                      modified on Friday, April 9, 2010 3:38 PM

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                      Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                      And he had been a corporal like you

                      I never associated corporality with Dave. My impression was that he pursued things of the spirit.

                      Bob Emmett CSS: I don't intend to be a technical writing, I intend to be a software engineer.

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