Stranded by storms...
-
Ah, I see the light! We call those "fifth-wheels" here, though for the life of me I can't imagine why anyone would want one. They're popular with the elderly, as are RVs, and are extremely unpopular with normal people. The owners of such conveyances tend to be singularly unaware of their complete lack of driving skills, and they are inclined to initiate U-turns, without signalling, from the far right lanes on busy state highways. Such imbeciles kill more people here every year than drugs, normal accidents, guns, knives, and bar fights combined. "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager
That sounds about right everywhere, although only about 30% of them I think. the rest seem to be very nice people who just enjoy the outdoors. At this stage of my life I prefer a tent, but when I get to 50 or so I will probably switch to the luxuries of a caravan :)
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
-
Paul Watson wrote: I often hear in American TV programmes people Ah, *there's* the culprit. ;)
Shog9 ------
So they took me down to the gallows And this boy, he said to me: "Why do you smile, when the rope's around your neck?" I said, "I tell you boy, when i get back..."
Shog9 wrote: Ah, *there's* the culprit. Ah but even stereotypes are based on some truth. Anyway enough of this! I am off home and am going to order a pizza... err a pie... or is it a pizza pie? Oh god... :rolleyes:
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote: Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul Watson
-
They were lucky you were around! Some German tourists turned up during this experience in a 4x4 with a winch. Imagine our delight when they stopped. Imagine our disgust when they refused to help us, but rather started filming us with their camcorder! :mad: I've just realised that we missed the latest Malcolm in the Middle episode thanks to the storms :((
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
Megan Forbes wrote: Imagine our disgust when they refused to help us, but rather started filming us with their camcorder! :laugh::-D:laugh: Sorry, I couldn't help but find that funny. Megan Forbes wrote: I've just realised that we missed the latest Malcolm in the Middle episode thanks to the storms It was very good ;P Paul I think there're pieces of me you've never seen - Tori Amos, Tear in Your Hand
-
Roger Wright wrote: What, by the way, is a "caravan Haven't you been camping? It's one of those things you tow around behind your car, with seats, beds, oven, shower, etc inside. Lots of fun :-D
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
That's not camping - it's a hotel without room service!:-D "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager
-
Roger Wright wrote: Turnouts Ok now I am dead serious: What is a turnout?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote: Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul Watson
Yet another one!:-) A turnout is an extra lane thoughtfully provided by the road department for the express purpose of allowing slow moving idiots to pull over and let decent people safely pass. A tip to slow moving idiots - if people are driving on the turnout to pass you, you're going too slow! Pull over!:mad: "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager
-
Well, I was visiting my parents in Worcester at the time (Midlands, nearish Birmingham) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
Ah, that would explain it :wtf: Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
-
...in the South of England! My tale of woe from this weekend seems more fitting of a traveller through Siberia, but in fact, it all took place in the (supposedly) clement county of Somerset. After the event I hear that the whole country was gearing up for this huge storm, however, the first I knew of it was the experience of trying to sleep in a 2 man caravan, on top of a hill, in (what we were told later) were 80 mph winds. While I find it hard to believe that we weren't picked up and taken to the land of Oz in such winds, I can say that the whole experience was pretty spectacular :wtf: . We were supposed to leave and come back to London at 11am yesterday morning, but due to "track adhesion" problems (sounds very dodgy - pleased we couldn't travel) only boarded the train at 10:46 today, after explaining to my boss why I had suddenly, and with no announcement, squandered a day's annual leave :(( . It then snail-trailed it's way through the South West of England, stopping at additional stations to pick up other stranded travellers at extra stations. Finally, at 2:30 today, I find myself home, with an internet connection. Next time my laptop is coming with me! Anyone else have great storm experiences this weekend? :~
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
I was without electriciy from Sunday lunchime till Monday lunchtime. Found a shop a mile or so away with some candles so in the evening read a book by candlelight - not very romantic X| Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
-
benjymous wrote: American's don't have caravans for going on holiday, they have trailers for loonies to live in LOL, true. Though what Americans call a trailer I would not call a caravan. Caravans are different. You two a caravan and it is more square than an American trailer. A trailer to us is something you tow behind your car which stores stuff you cannot fit in the car. i.e. You do not live, sleep or stay in it. Yet it seems Americans call this a caravan :confused: And then the are RVs... :rolleyes:
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote: Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul Watson
-
Shog9 wrote: Ok, now i'm confused too... Ok. In America:
In South Africa
But then again this is a pie in SA and this is a pie in America. But we call that last one a pizza. So what do Americans call pies? :confused:
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote: Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul Watson
Paul Watson wrote: But then again this is a pie in SA and this is a pie in America. But we call that last one a pizza. So what do Americans call pies? We have the same "issue" with "soda" (US) and "pop" (Canada). It's not as wide spread, and most people know what you mean, but sometimes I get the odd stare when asking an american if what kind of pop they want. :-D
-
...in the South of England! My tale of woe from this weekend seems more fitting of a traveller through Siberia, but in fact, it all took place in the (supposedly) clement county of Somerset. After the event I hear that the whole country was gearing up for this huge storm, however, the first I knew of it was the experience of trying to sleep in a 2 man caravan, on top of a hill, in (what we were told later) were 80 mph winds. While I find it hard to believe that we weren't picked up and taken to the land of Oz in such winds, I can say that the whole experience was pretty spectacular :wtf: . We were supposed to leave and come back to London at 11am yesterday morning, but due to "track adhesion" problems (sounds very dodgy - pleased we couldn't travel) only boarded the train at 10:46 today, after explaining to my boss why I had suddenly, and with no announcement, squandered a day's annual leave :(( . It then snail-trailed it's way through the South West of England, stopping at additional stations to pick up other stranded travellers at extra stations. Finally, at 2:30 today, I find myself home, with an internet connection. Next time my laptop is coming with me! Anyone else have great storm experiences this weekend? :~
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
Megan Forbes wrote: While I find it hard to believe that we weren't picked up and taken to the land of Oz in such winds, I'll prepare the spare room for you, just in case..... Megan Forbes wrote: Anyone else have great storm experiences this weekend? No, just lakes of childrens vomit. Megan Forbes wrote: squandered a day's annual leave Me too. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002
