Silly JOTD :)
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A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied: "Well your honour, it was like this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I smiled. The she moved and sat under a sign that said "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to grin. Then she placed herself under a sign that said "William's Big Stick did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself. BUT your honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"... I just lost it. "CASE DISMISSED"
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
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A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied: "Well your honour, it was like this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I smiled. The she moved and sat under a sign that said "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to grin. Then she placed herself under a sign that said "William's Big Stick did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself. BUT your honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"... I just lost it. "CASE DISMISSED"
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
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A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied: "Well your honour, it was like this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I smiled. The she moved and sat under a sign that said "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to grin. Then she placed herself under a sign that said "William's Big Stick did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself. BUT your honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"... I just lost it. "CASE DISMISSED"
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
:laugh::laugh: You could have safely put this one in the Lounge, I think...:-D "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager
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:laugh::laugh: You could have safely put this one in the Lounge, I think...:-D "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager
I don't have a kid sister, but I would hate those who do to be offended :-D
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
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A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied: "Well your honour, it was like this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I smiled. The she moved and sat under a sign that said "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to grin. Then she placed herself under a sign that said "William's Big Stick did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself. BUT your honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"... I just lost it. "CASE DISMISSED"
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
Excellent Megan :-) How was your weekend in the caravan? Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Excellent Megan :-) How was your weekend in the caravan? Regards, Brian Dela :-)
http://www.codeproject.com/script/comments/forums.asp?msg=320807&forumid=2605#xx320807xx[^] Very interesting thanks, although getting home was more interesting still! :-D
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
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http://www.codeproject.com/script/comments/forums.asp?msg=320807&forumid=2605#xx320807xx[^] Very interesting thanks, although getting home was more interesting still! :-D
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
Megan Forbes wrote: Very interesting thanks, although getting home was more interesting still! Very interesting indeed by the looks of things. Nice to see that you made it through in one piece. Regards, Brian Dela :-)