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  • D Dalek Dave

    CSS tried to show how much he knew about economics and monetary supply. It was pitiful. The only monetary supply he ever deals with is the change he is offered on his pizza delivery round. There is also the case that being a father educates a man wonderfully. Again, CSS will never meet a woman who would allow him to crawl over her.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    Again, CSS will never meet a woman who would allow him to crawl over her.

    You are cruel Mr D! I heard his Mom was pretty easy...


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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    • C Christian Graus

      The whole thing is pitiful. I loved it when he said 'leave me alone or else' and I said 'or else what' and he said 'I'll tell people your address and phone number' and I said 'they are in the phone book if anyone wants them'. Hard for him to understand that someone would not hide behind a fake name. He talks so tough when he thinks he's anonymous, too.....

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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      Lost User
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      He really said that? Dear oh dear, he is just the old Henize after all.

      Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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      • L Lost User

        CSS will never meet a woman.

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        R Giskard Reventlov
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        That's wrong: he meets plenty of women. His best pick up line is 'Will you want fries with that?'

        me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven nils illegitimus carborundum

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          That's wrong: he meets plenty of women. His best pick up line is 'Will you want fries with that?'

          me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven nils illegitimus carborundum

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          Dalek Dave
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          The only women gets intimate with have a valve in the back.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          • D Dalek Dave

            The only women gets intimate with have a valve in the back.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            R Giskard Reventlov
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            I bet you feel all pumped up now.

            me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven nils illegitimus carborundum

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              That's wrong: he meets plenty of women. His best pick up line is 'Will you want fries with that?'

              me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven nils illegitimus carborundum

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              Lost User
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              If that counts as "meeting" :)

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              • L Lost User

                If that counts as "meeting" :)

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                R Giskard Reventlov
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                It's as close as he'll ever get!

                me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven nils illegitimus carborundum

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  CSS tried to show how much he knew about economics and monetary supply. It was pitiful. The only monetary supply he ever deals with is the change he is offered on his pizza delivery round. There is also the case that being a father educates a man wonderfully. Again, CSS will never meet a woman who would allow him to crawl over her.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  Gonzoox
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                  Even though I don't like how CSS handles things and how stupid he sometimes can be, and even though he's wrong in what he thinks and believes, he tried explaining, there's a saying I like "I may not agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it" unless he's banned from the forum. As sad as it can sound, yes, this is a support reply for CSS CSS get your facts straight, you still can't defend your position or believes

                  I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car, screaming!

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                    Even though I don't like how CSS handles things and how stupid he sometimes can be, and even though he's wrong in what he thinks and believes, he tried explaining, there's a saying I like "I may not agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it" unless he's banned from the forum. As sad as it can sound, yes, this is a support reply for CSS CSS get your facts straight, you still can't defend your position or believes

                    I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car, screaming!

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                    Christian Graus
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                    I don't think anyone is suggesting he has no right to post, just that he should know better.

                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      CSS tried to show how much he knew about economics and monetary supply. It was pitiful. The only monetary supply he ever deals with is the change he is offered on his pizza delivery round. There is also the case that being a father educates a man wonderfully. Again, CSS will never meet a woman who would allow him to crawl over her.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      So, how do you get a woman to allow someone to crawl over her?

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                      • I IdUnknown

                        So, how do you get a woman to allow someone to crawl over her?

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                        R Giskard Reventlov
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                        CodeMonkey928492743 wrote:

                        So, how do you get a woman to allow someone to crawl over her?

                        The usual way.

                        me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven nils illegitimus carborundum

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                        • I IdUnknown

                          So, how do you get a woman to allow someone to crawl over her?

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                          ragnaroknrol
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                          gold, diamonds, flowers, handcuffs, chocolate, sweet talking, or the usualy variety of whispers in her ear promising hours of fun.

                          If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                            gold, diamonds, flowers, handcuffs, chocolate, sweet talking, or the usualy variety of whispers in her ear promising hours of fun.

                            If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                            Christian Graus
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                            ragnaroknrol wrote:

                            promising hours of fun.

                            And then delivering a minute and a half ?

                            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                              ragnaroknrol wrote:

                              promising hours of fun.

                              And then delivering a minute and a half ?

                              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                              R Giskard Reventlov
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                              Christian Graus wrote:

                              a minute and a half

                              You stud.

                              me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven nils illegitimus carborundum

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                                ragnaroknrol wrote:

                                promising hours of fun.

                                And then delivering a minute and a half ?

                                Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                ragnaroknrol
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                                You know, I almost put something like that in there, but then I thought "someone else will do it in for me" ;)

                                If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                                  Christian Graus wrote:

                                  a minute and a half

                                  You stud.

                                  me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven nils illegitimus carborundum

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                                  Christian Graus
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                                  When you're over 30, sex is a race. Whoever finishes first, wins.

                                  Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                  • R ragnaroknrol

                                    You know, I almost put something like that in there, but then I thought "someone else will do it in for me" ;)

                                    If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                                    _Damian S_
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                                    ragnaroknrol wrote:

                                    You know, I almost put something like that in there, but then I thought "someone else will do it in for me"

                                    That's what she said!!

                                    I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                                      ragnaroknrol wrote:

                                      You know, I almost put something like that in there, but then I thought "someone else will do it in for me"

                                      That's what she said!!

                                      I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                                      ragnaroknrol
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                                      :thumbsup:

                                      If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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