This just in: Evil coming our way.
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(Generic link to something that after you read it will, you will conclude nothing close to my clain here.) The evil Illuminati overlords behind the CIA/NSA/ABC/NCAA/RIAA/KGB/USFL/TNT/PBS/NPR/PCP/THC/LMNOP have created a new scheme which will destroy our linerty in some completely illogical manner! They seek to control us in some convoluted way instead of just coming up with a way to fix things and asking us to elect them. We are all doomed to this new scheme, but somehow my post here will inform all of you about this and make us able to defeat their nefarious plan. We should all buy gold, silver, water, batteries, blow up dolls, sammiches, weaponry, refurbished underground nuclear silos, land in China, and tin foil and prepare for the worst. (Insert something bad about welfare/minimumwage/government/politicalpartiesnotcallingthemselvesTeabaggers/yourmom.) (Some completely unrelated comment that is supposed to sound smart but fails)
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
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(Generic link to something that after you read it will, you will conclude nothing close to my clain here.) The evil Illuminati overlords behind the CIA/NSA/ABC/NCAA/RIAA/KGB/USFL/TNT/PBS/NPR/PCP/THC/LMNOP have created a new scheme which will destroy our linerty in some completely illogical manner! They seek to control us in some convoluted way instead of just coming up with a way to fix things and asking us to elect them. We are all doomed to this new scheme, but somehow my post here will inform all of you about this and make us able to defeat their nefarious plan. We should all buy gold, silver, water, batteries, blow up dolls, sammiches, weaponry, refurbished underground nuclear silos, land in China, and tin foil and prepare for the worst. (Insert something bad about welfare/minimumwage/government/politicalpartiesnotcallingthemselvesTeabaggers/yourmom.) (Some completely unrelated comment that is supposed to sound smart but fails)
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
(Multi-stanza haiku listing the logical fallacies in the argument, and explaining that the linked article is either an opinion piece, or presents a view completely different from the forum post)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
(Generic link to something that after you read it will, you will conclude nothing close to my clain here.) The evil Illuminati overlords behind the CIA/NSA/ABC/NCAA/RIAA/KGB/USFL/TNT/PBS/NPR/PCP/THC/LMNOP have created a new scheme which will destroy our linerty in some completely illogical manner! They seek to control us in some convoluted way instead of just coming up with a way to fix things and asking us to elect them. We are all doomed to this new scheme, but somehow my post here will inform all of you about this and make us able to defeat their nefarious plan. We should all buy gold, silver, water, batteries, blow up dolls, sammiches, weaponry, refurbished underground nuclear silos, land in China, and tin foil and prepare for the worst. (Insert something bad about welfare/minimumwage/government/politicalpartiesnotcallingthemselvesTeabaggers/yourmom.) (Some completely unrelated comment that is supposed to sound smart but fails)
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
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(Multi-stanza haiku listing the logical fallacies in the argument, and explaining that the linked article is either an opinion piece, or presents a view completely different from the forum post)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)(pure fail)
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
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(pure fail)
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
(laughter) ("Get back in your cage" or "Go see a shrink"-style comment)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
(laughter) ("Get back in your cage" or "Go see a shrink"-style comment)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)(wait an hour and a half) (New post with some other absurd claim in one of 3 or 4 other areas where I am a complete idiot.)
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
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(wait an hour and a half) (New post with some other absurd claim in one of 3 or 4 other areas where I am a complete idiot.)
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
(unrelated joke from Dalek Dave, subtly showing how stupid that argument is, without giving any opportunity to debate it)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
(unrelated joke from Dalek Dave, subtly showing how stupid that argument is, without giving any opportunity to debate it)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
(Multi-stanza haiku listing the logical fallacies in the argument, and explaining that the linked article is either an opinion piece, or presents a view completely different from the forum post)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Cherry blossoms drift Caressing still air in this The Age of Terror