Conspiracies - The Truth (for CSS)
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I was just reading through stuff from CSS when, after five minutes of uninteresting study, it struck me what The Truth is. Like a bolt from the blue it hit me between the eyes. Leaving my vision and brain somewhat disturbed. So I spent a couple of minutes researching the topic and came to the following amazing and alarming conclusion. There exists, and has done for centuries, a super secret supra-national organization who call themselves the Super Council of Uber Mensch. Their aim is to take over the whole of government throughout the known and unknown world. In order to do this they have had to conceal their existence. So they have set in train a scheme called Disavow-able Information Management With Idiotic Tales. The purpose of this scheme is to spread conspiracy theories by suggesting conspiracies that have huge flaws in them. This has a twofold purpose. First, conspiracy believers will latch on to the tales and promulgate them. Secondly, non-believers will see through them and spend time and energy trying to refute them. This of course distracts both believers and non-believers from the real conspiracy. You don't believe me! Then where do the terms "Scum of the Earth" and "He's a dimwit" come from? I don't think we need further proof.
Regards David R --------------------------------------------------------------- "Every program eventually becomes rococo, and then rubble." - Alan Perlis The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute.
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I was just reading through stuff from CSS when, after five minutes of uninteresting study, it struck me what The Truth is. Like a bolt from the blue it hit me between the eyes. Leaving my vision and brain somewhat disturbed. So I spent a couple of minutes researching the topic and came to the following amazing and alarming conclusion. There exists, and has done for centuries, a super secret supra-national organization who call themselves the Super Council of Uber Mensch. Their aim is to take over the whole of government throughout the known and unknown world. In order to do this they have had to conceal their existence. So they have set in train a scheme called Disavow-able Information Management With Idiotic Tales. The purpose of this scheme is to spread conspiracy theories by suggesting conspiracies that have huge flaws in them. This has a twofold purpose. First, conspiracy believers will latch on to the tales and promulgate them. Secondly, non-believers will see through them and spend time and energy trying to refute them. This of course distracts both believers and non-believers from the real conspiracy. You don't believe me! Then where do the terms "Scum of the Earth" and "He's a dimwit" come from? I don't think we need further proof.
Regards David R --------------------------------------------------------------- "Every program eventually becomes rococo, and then rubble." - Alan Perlis The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute.
Your Mom! (Ian's turn to chime in here with other cunning remarks!)
Josh Davis
This is what plays in my head when I finish projects. -
Your Mom! (Ian's turn to chime in here with other cunning remarks!)
Josh Davis
This is what plays in my head when I finish projects.Sorry, busy afternoon... No time for a good joke :)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
Sorry, busy afternoon... No time for a good joke :)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Ian Shlasko wrote:
busy afternoon
That's gotta be a joke. lol
Josh Davis
This is what plays in my head when I finish projects. -
I was just reading through stuff from CSS when, after five minutes of uninteresting study, it struck me what The Truth is. Like a bolt from the blue it hit me between the eyes. Leaving my vision and brain somewhat disturbed. So I spent a couple of minutes researching the topic and came to the following amazing and alarming conclusion. There exists, and has done for centuries, a super secret supra-national organization who call themselves the Super Council of Uber Mensch. Their aim is to take over the whole of government throughout the known and unknown world. In order to do this they have had to conceal their existence. So they have set in train a scheme called Disavow-able Information Management With Idiotic Tales. The purpose of this scheme is to spread conspiracy theories by suggesting conspiracies that have huge flaws in them. This has a twofold purpose. First, conspiracy believers will latch on to the tales and promulgate them. Secondly, non-believers will see through them and spend time and energy trying to refute them. This of course distracts both believers and non-believers from the real conspiracy. You don't believe me! Then where do the terms "Scum of the Earth" and "He's a dimwit" come from? I don't think we need further proof.
Regards David R --------------------------------------------------------------- "Every program eventually becomes rococo, and then rubble." - Alan Perlis The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute.
I should have known! That makes so much sense now!
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
busy afternoon
That's gotta be a joke. lol
Josh Davis
This is what plays in my head when I finish projects.Heh, nope... Just have a moment here and there while I wait for my test app to connect to its ridiculously-slow server.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
I was just reading through stuff from CSS when, after five minutes of uninteresting study, it struck me what The Truth is. Like a bolt from the blue it hit me between the eyes. Leaving my vision and brain somewhat disturbed. So I spent a couple of minutes researching the topic and came to the following amazing and alarming conclusion. There exists, and has done for centuries, a super secret supra-national organization who call themselves the Super Council of Uber Mensch. Their aim is to take over the whole of government throughout the known and unknown world. In order to do this they have had to conceal their existence. So they have set in train a scheme called Disavow-able Information Management With Idiotic Tales. The purpose of this scheme is to spread conspiracy theories by suggesting conspiracies that have huge flaws in them. This has a twofold purpose. First, conspiracy believers will latch on to the tales and promulgate them. Secondly, non-believers will see through them and spend time and energy trying to refute them. This of course distracts both believers and non-believers from the real conspiracy. You don't believe me! Then where do the terms "Scum of the Earth" and "He's a dimwit" come from? I don't think we need further proof.
Regards David R --------------------------------------------------------------- "Every program eventually becomes rococo, and then rubble." - Alan Perlis The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute.
I am now a convert :laugh:
As barmey as a sack of badgers