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Captain's Official Proclamation

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  • C CaptainSeeSharp

    I hereby declare this forum off-limits to all persons including Chris Maunder. Chris Maunder is ordered to make the Captain moderator. No person shall reply to this message or create a new thread. Violations of the Captain's directives will not be tolerated.

    Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]

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    Ian Shlasko
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    Hi, Cappie's Pizza? I'd like to order a large pie, half pepperoni... Half hour or it's free, right?

    Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
    Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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    • C CaptainSeeSharp

      I hereby declare this forum off-limits to all persons including Chris Maunder. Chris Maunder is ordered to make the Captain moderator. No person shall reply to this message or create a new thread. Violations of the Captain's directives will not be tolerated.

      Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]

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      Gonzoox
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      *grabs Captain Brain fart* Look kids, this is what happens when you use drugs!!!

      I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car, screaming!

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        *grabs Captain Brain fart* Look kids, this is what happens when you use drugs!!!

        I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car, screaming!

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        Distind
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        It'd have worked better than the ads they showed when I was a kid. A more or less direct quote from myself as a child, "You mean if I'm on drugs I get to smash the crap out of things with a pan?". Certain campaigns were less than successful. Personally I still have a hard time figuring out how someone can be willing to shell out the money for some of the crap out there. Shit, a book, 5-10 bucks, 25 for a hard cover, compared to 25 bucks for, well pretty much any garden variety substance. One of these two things is going to last you longer, and leave you with something interesting other than the scrawled notes you could have sworn were funny.

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          It'd have worked better than the ads they showed when I was a kid. A more or less direct quote from myself as a child, "You mean if I'm on drugs I get to smash the crap out of things with a pan?". Certain campaigns were less than successful. Personally I still have a hard time figuring out how someone can be willing to shell out the money for some of the crap out there. Shit, a book, 5-10 bucks, 25 for a hard cover, compared to 25 bucks for, well pretty much any garden variety substance. One of these two things is going to last you longer, and leave you with something interesting other than the scrawled notes you could have sworn were funny.

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          Gonzoox
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          well, you have Captain Pillow Pants as an example, who thinks that doing drugs helps him get inspired and also thinks they open his mind. I've never done drugs and I have done way more things than him in my life.

          I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car, screaming!

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          • L Lost User

            riced wrote:

            It's a good neologism - spit and vomit all in one.

            My favorite is shart.

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            Dalek Dave
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            Love that! Shart shall be used!

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            • C CaptainSeeSharp

              I hereby declare this forum off-limits to all persons including Chris Maunder. Chris Maunder is ordered to make the Captain moderator. No person shall reply to this message or create a new thread. Violations of the Captain's directives will not be tolerated.

              Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]

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              Lost User
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              :-D Am I the only one who recognizes a joke when I see it? (It's a talent that has been under considerable strain in the Lounge, of late.)

              L u n a t i c F r i n g e

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              • D Distind

                Best joke all week.

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                Uros Calakovic
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                Still nowhere near Captain Slackbladder.

                The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned.

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                • C CaptainSeeSharp

                  I hereby declare this forum off-limits to all persons including Chris Maunder. Chris Maunder is ordered to make the Captain moderator. No person shall reply to this message or create a new thread. Violations of the Captain's directives will not be tolerated.

                  Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]

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                  fred_
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                  When you pull that pineapple outta your ass, make sure you pull your head out too!

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